Whole person

1. Don't use your boyfriend's birthday for the bank card password.

2. Pick a favorite sport and stick to it.

3. You can scouring cheap clothes, but remember that your taste is higher than this price.

4. The skin care products on the table are always more than cosmetics, expensive, good, for women, external nutrition is not as good as internal adjustment.

5. Wear gloves before washing clothes. It is always right to protect yourself.

6. Develop the habit of writing a diary, even if it is only a phrase.

7. Can not agree, but learn to respect.

8. When you call, remember to smile and see each other.

9. Focus on the heart, but not ignore the appearance.

10. Monthly billing, monthly savings.

11. Understand the trend, but don't have to follow suit.

12. How old is it, how old it is.

13. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, do it again. I would rather make a mistake and leave no regrets.

14. No matter what the other person said, you will answer: You have root vegetables in your teeth! If the other person says: Nonsense, I didn't eat green vegetables today! You are surprised to say: It was yesterday's! And so on. . . . . . .

15. Still the topic just now. If someone else says this to you, you can say: Do you want to eat? I can give it to you!

16. The other party is jealous of you:! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself?

17. The other party said: There is no ringing bell in Notre Dame de Paris. Go straight! I feel like answering: Why, have you resigned from there?

18. Once I saw two people quarreling, A was shorter than B, but B was fatter than A. Jia Weidao: You are a dead fat man! B is calm and said: fat is a temporary thing, short is a lifetime!

19. There was a class disorder in the classroom. Teacher: I have never seen a student like you! Student: I have seen more teachers like you!

20. A: You are my idiot! B: Ah?~ You are not!

21. What is the use of handsome? Go to the bank to swipe your face?

22. Listening to your words, a sense of superiority in IQ is born!

23. I haven’t heard of anyone for a long time to be able to blow the cow so fresh and refined!

24. I am relieved to know that you are not good!

25. Any artificial intelligence can't match your natural fool.

26. Even if it is a glimpse of x, there is also a day when you meet 屎 郎. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

27. I am sorry, let you laugh.

28. Your Excellency is a natural inspirational!

29. You said that you are so cool and so smashed!

30. Don't cry at my grave, dirty my way back!

31. The face touched the ground and was unable to return to heaven.

32. Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on the pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled for one night, and your face made me feel like I was living in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I am suicidal!

33. Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao Tzu will help you solve it!

34. You roll for me and roll without stopping. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

35. Although you have sprayed perfume on it, I still can smell a scum.

36. You take your red carpet, I am crossing my zebra crossing!

37. You are not smart, but you still learn from others!

38. You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

39. Never complain to former lovers.

40. Before going out, consider the shoes to wear according to the time and intensity of walking.

41. Even if you just go downstairs to buy fruit, remember not to wear it too much. You never know when you will meet someone.

42. When you squeeze the bus, don't squeeze too tightly with others and reserve a few centimeters for yourself. Work is also, learning is also.

43. Carry it with you: face paper, mirror, pad, wallet, key. Do not carry with you: the ring, photos, memories of the old lover.

44. I like to buy things myself, don't expect others to send them.

45. When you are lonely, don't listen to slow songs, nostalgic or tired of being online, stand up and do sports.

46. ​​Seriously play, but keep in mind that it is just a game.

47. Receive a sweet newsletter, remember to smile, and then delete.

48. Before you want to eat cookies, put your hands on your stomach and feel the presence of fat.

49. Drink less juice and eat more fruits, eat less snacks and drink plenty of water, sit less and stand more, don't want to see more, talk less and do more, less nostalgic.

50. There will never be a second man who loves you like a father, so the favorite man is of course daddy.

51. In QQ, delete the number of ex-boyfriend in the mobile phone, and take the initiative to find him when the nerve is weak.

52. Losing weight is for a better life. If you lose your life because you lose weight, it is better to give up.

53. Set small goals every day and work hard to achieve them.

54. Resolutely do not buy the clothes of the No. 1 and do not give yourself space for obesity.

55. If you eat it, you will never spit it out, so you should think clearly before eating. Love is also.

56. Birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, remember to buy gifts for yourself.

57. Find ways to make money, not how to save money.

58. Believe in the existence of love, before this, do not refuse to share life with you.

59. When I saw it, I pretended not to see it through.

60. Once the underwear is damaged, never wear it and throw it away immediately.

61. Contact Dad every day, often communicate with the buddies, occasionally send a short message to friends who are not often contacted, and never look back to the previous lover.

62. Remember your mistakes and find ways to make up, but never blame yourself.

63. When you are angry, count to 30 and talk again.

64. Do a good job of sun protection, but remember to sunbathe properly. The mood will also be photosynthesis. Really.

65. Before paying for BF, think about whether you have treated yourself like this.

66. It is better to sleep at noon in a state of low state, and to take a big vacation when you encounter a trough.

67. Buy what you really want, don’t borrow money.

68. One hundred pieces were deducted from the wallet before the holiday went crazy.

69. The password for the bank card should not be used for the birthday of her boyfriend.