Strange newspaper

Today, the weather is fine, the sun is shining, I love to collect newspapers, come to our newspaper box and read a newspaper: "To ensure food health, the first article, it is best to eat more carrots, kohlrabi..." Oops! I can't stand it anymore! I hate eating carrots and kohlrabi! In general, I will not eat chili. I took the second newspaper and read it with a loud voice: "Do you want to know how to get a gold medal? Then continue to look down! First of all, you must practice not bad luck, then you should not be slipped by banana peel. Then, how to spend money, practice the following to chat with the neighbors... Finally, practice playing games." Ah! God! I almost tore this newspaper! This newspaper is really weird. Do you say that the compilation of this newspaper will be a "trick"?

Second grade: Rainbow writer