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1. Youth is like toilet paper. When you use it, it feels quite a lot, but it is gone when you use it.

2, in fact, I am not stupid, I am just too lazy to be smart.

3, life is like a news broadcast, not a change of Taiwan can escape.

4, love must have two small red cards, in order to become a genus.

5. The man who loves me the most in the world has already been a mother.

6, Huai Cai is like a pregnancy, time can be seen.

7, housing prices are getting higher and higher, so, there are fewer and fewer good men.

8. Why did you start to feel guilty about me when I learned that I was heartless?

9. Since you have added a blacklist, your heart is not hurting, your eyes are not sour, and the whole person has a spirit. Go to the corner of the wall and don't mention how happy you are.

10. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and all those who are not in the background have been killed by a stick.

11, people can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth and love.

12, our goal: to look at the money, to earn money.

13. Sleeping is also an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

14, a little more happy, less trouble. When you are tired, go to sleep, wake up and smile.

15, smart men open their own jokes, stupid men open others' jokes.

16. The crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes a variety of sports and fitness programs including Sanda, Yoga, Judo and Balance Beam.

17. Single is not difficult. It is difficult to deal with those who do everything possible to let you end single.

18. Don't tell me to forget you, I didn't remember you at all.

19, the old lady's eyes will know that you are a enchanting.

20. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and look at other people's bones.

21, the most painful thing in the world, sleep well awake by the urine.

22, many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but the love that can be settled into the earth is better than the street of the corpse.

23. The summer vacation is not over yet. I have already started looking forward to winter vacation.

24, everyone is like a piece of white paper, was filled with God, thrown into the trash can, but, there are colorful once!

25, women's clothing is her attitude, men's clothing is abnormal.

26. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I am on Sina Weibo, but you are on Tencent Weibo.

27. What makes me proud and proud is that the earth is still being trampled under my feet so far.

28, Dear, let's go get white hair together, so we will grow old.

29, the cat said to the mouse: I want to protect you when I forget that I am a cat.

30. Friends are like real and fake RMB, but unfortunately I am not a money detector.

31. Since people have been tanned, their faces have looked good, their teeth have turned white, and they have not blushed when drinking.

32. Others open the window, and the flowers are on the way. I opened the window and slammed and flew a few plastic bags.

33. The man nowadays is more and more feminine.

34, women, the most terrible time is not to fight, but after unloading makeup.

35, no heart without lungs, better than heartbreaking lungs.

36. The price of the grave has risen so fast that it can't afford to die.

37, your avatar is dark, my mood is gray.

38, the next generation to be a boy, a girl like me.

39. Although wrestling is painful, it is not so painful to see others fall together.

40, change the season, change your mood, naturally change a boyfriend.

41. The three words that are most likely to make people cry are "break up" and "don't cry."

42. Secret love is a kind of courtesy, narcissism is a kind of pride, love is a style, and love is a kind of taste.

43. Log in to QQ every day is not for chatting, just to see if he is absent.

44. The man who was deleted, do not add a second time. The man who fell off, does not look at the second eye.

45. Every time you don't take a taxi, many cars are in front of you. Every time you take a taxi, you don't have a car.

46, do stupid things, if you do well, call Dazhi Ruoyu. If you do this, if you do well, call it deep.

47. There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money.

48. Half of the books in the world are written by stupid people to the stupid people.

49. Men have smoke, and with wine, they have a story; when women have money, they have a tragedy.

50, bow your head to have courage, look up to have the confidence.

51. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

52. Rats never waste night time, and we humans waste a third of every day.

53. The customer is not God, the customer is just fooled.

54. People do good things and always want to let ghosts and gods know that doing something bad always thinks that ghosts and gods don't know, we are too embarrassed.

55. Some people are destined to wait for others, and some are destined to be waited for.

56, eat grass, squeezed out acne.

57, the old man, please don't use the inferior red line to help me, it will be broken every other time...

58. What are you unhappy about? Say it out and make everyone happy.

59, happiness is not because you get more, but because you care less.

60. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage, or use banknotes!

61. Only when there is a long queue, can you truly realize that you are a "transigator of the dragon."

62. Now: First-class students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, and third-rate students take a postgraduate degree.

63. Love is not a refuge. If you want to go in for refuge, you will be driven out.

64. The ex-girlfriend is like a biological one, and the late girlfriend is like adopting.

65, higher vocational is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as high life, high life is not as happy.

66. The idea of ​​stealing a person is plagiarism. The idea of ​​stealing many people is to study.

67. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary—the enemy does not believe in your explanation, and friends do not need your explanation.

68, advertising is to tell others that his money can be spent.

69. The attitude towards intellectuals marks the degree of civilization of a nation; the attitude toward workers and peasants is to examine the conscience of this nation.

70. Ask how many monks you can have, just like the eunuchs on the Qinglou!

71. Women like men with a sense of security; men are often attracted to women who are insecure.

72. It’s not terrible to run into a group of rogues on the Internet. The terrible thing is to run into a bunch of rogue software.

73. Children use toys as friends and adults to use friends as toys.

74, the test can use fire, try women can use gold, try men can use women.

75. In reality, use the real name to tell lies, and use the pseudonym to tell the truth in the Internet.

76, when there is no money, wife and secretary; when there is money, secretary and wife.

77. Men must have money and have a relationship with anyone.

78. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see at a glance how much money the other party earns.

79. We seem to have entered an era where only money can be used to prove love.

80. Before you go out, you are the master of the words. After you say it, you become a slave to the words.

81, stupid and not stupid, depending on whether you will be stupid.

82, the so-called love words, that is, you said something that you do not believe, but hope that the other side believe.

83. Don't see one love one, love too much, your love will depreciate.

84, want to fully understand a man, it is best not to be his lover, but to be his friend.

85. God will not be a child with a simple mind.

86. Between loved ones, when it comes to money, it hurts feelings; between lovers, when it comes to feelings, it hurts money.

87, brother, I first throw a brick, there is jade, although it came over.

88. If it is a mistake to have money, then I would rather be wrong.

89, life is nothing more than let others laugh, and occasionally laugh at others.

90, we have a little difference: she wants me to turn the soil into gold, I hope she sees gold as dirt!

91. I didn’t go to college for the rest of my life, but now I am poor when I go to college.

92. In the past: first-rate students go abroad, second-rate students take a postgraduate degree, and third-rate students are employed.

93. Rich people are afraid that others know that he has money. Those who have no money are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

94, live well, because we will die for a long time.

95. When you put on a wedding dress for love, I also put on the monk’s embarrassment...

96. Women who don't eat may have several in this world. Women who are not jealous have not even one.

97, driving without difficulty, I am afraid of new people.

98, I like you so much, you like me will die.

99. A woman’s talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

100, I am not a renminbi, not everyone likes me.