Waiting for someone coffee

However, from another point of view, who is sitting with whom, in fact, has long been a problem

It’s already doomed before it’s formed, isn’t it? Everything is like this, all

The answers are clearly engraved in everyone's mind before the problem is formed.

Fortunately, the starting point of the story is very interesting.

Because this starting point is an interesting person, Albus.

Albus, the nickname of the first Lazi I met in my life, was taken from the name of the principal of the Harry Potter School of Magic. As for why she should give up on herself, take the old man with a white beard and a old man as his nickname, she never said, I never thought about asking.

Albus left a short hair that was handsome and not good. It was my working partner in the coffee shop. She was also a predecessor who had been working in the store for half a year. Before that, she stayed in the famous Ou Shee in Taichung for a long time.

Albus often called my little sister, but she was not allowed to call her a big sister. She said that the called sister was disgusting and told her that she could do it.

The coffee shop we work for is located at the bottom of the night market opposite Tsinghua University. It has a romantic name called "waiting for someone." Because it was so romantic, I was only ashamed to enter the "waiting for someone" during the summer vacation, and handed me a resume with almost blank name and name and home phone number.

Albus, a predecessor, has a special function. As long as it is coffee, there is or is no price on the price list, even if the guest is joking, the Albus can make the coffee out of the way.

Many old customers, students near Tsinghua University, Jiaotong University, and Guangfu Middle School are all clear, so Albus often faces blundering tests for boring people.

I remember last month, at seven o'clock in the evening.

"Miss, I want a cup of Huashan on the sword and ecstasy coffee." A high school boy said in front of the counter, his face is a slash and sweat.

The five or six on the couch seat were obviously the high school students of the same party who laughed and laughed and leaned forward. I also laughed at the side of Albus.

Ah did not change his face and looked at the high school student who was probably guessing and guessing. He slowly said: "How much is it ripe?"

The high school boy who was pushed out of trouble was shocked and didn't know what to answer.

"Huashan is on the sacred coffee of the sword. How much do you want to cook? How many cups do you want?" Albus had almost no expression, and it was a cold-faced laughter.

"I want to be five-pointed? Six cups thank you." The high school boys sweated and didn't know how to be good.

The boring party behind me laughed even louder.

However, after five minutes of Albus, six cups of charcoal black coffee with a lot of roasted onions were brought to the table of the boring high school students. The high school students looked at Albus.

"It's onions, I added onions." Albus said coldly, and returned to the counter without returning, leaving the six high school students with a blank expression, and then a big burst of laughter.

Then it was last Sunday, two o'clock in the afternoon.

"Miss, I want a cup of Sumatra civet coffee." A middle-aged man in a dark suit and smoking a cigar deliberately said.

He is a boring guest who is famous in the store. He has to come to the chaotic every month. We all call it "the chaos of the king." However, the Sumatra civet cat coffee that was ordered by the king at this time is really good, and it is not expensive.

The proprietress once told me that the coffee bean is a kind of "live" in Sumatra, and the cat called "muscat" is baked in the faeces of a special coffee bean. The glandular secretions in the cat contain a special aroma, so the dried manure has a strong chocolate flavor, but the civet cats are more and more rare, so their feces can be a treasure of less than one hundred pounds worldwide. Under the hype of Japanese yoghurt hackers, a cup has to sell more than 900 pieces.

So rare, of course, our small shop did not have the right to order the goods, but also did not want to order in the past.

"Hey, that kind of coffee is so expensive. If you want to drink coffee with a strong chocolate flavor, you can order hot cocoa or chocolate chips, and it's a great treat in this cold weather." "

I was a little embarrassed, and I quickly recommended a cup of hot cocoa for fifty dollars or a seventy dollar chocolate chip latte.

The young shop owner looked at her seat in front of the counter and turned over her weekly magazine without any help.

"Almost ask your family's Albus to come out, I want to drink Sumatra fragrant cat coffee!" In a mess, Wang Hao smirked and shook the banknote in his hand and said, "I have money."

I looked at the sigh of the king who thought she was humorous.

Hey, everyone can see that the belly of the stomach has a circle of meat. Wang wants to soak Albus, but he does not know that Albus is a girl who only likes girls. He has no chance at all.

So Albus took the mop and appeared coldly. After asking the luxury goods that Wang wanted, he turned and walked into the kitchen. He took the cat in the town shop where he was eating bread, and he put it on the counter.

"If Sumatra wants to have a bowel movement, it will take about 30 minutes, plus 30 minutes for baking, plus 10 minutes for brewing. The total is one hour and ten minutes. Do you have to wait for Mr.?" Albus pointed Shop cats suffer.

A bitter mouth still bites French bread, and his expression is demented and shakes his ass.

"Abers, you don't come here, this cat I know, it's a bitter!"

Albus held the bitter belly and looked at the boss who sat at the counter reading the magazine.

"Oh, Ah is dead, this cat is our new one, called Sumatra." The boss did not lift her head, and she continued to read her gossip magazine. Indiscriminately, Wang’s eyes widened.

"Sumatra is just his name. His full name is Sumatra Musk." I held back my smile and said with a serious face.

Indiscriminately, the king screamed at the innocent and changed his name. A bitter yawned.

"One hour and ten minutes, wait a minute?" Albus looked at the chaos in a cold voice.

In the end, the chaos of the king ordered a cup of chocolate chips and latte takeaways, and fled with hatred.

I can't restrain myself laughing in the store, but Albus and the boss are cool to continue what they were doing, as if everything hasn't happened. It's the best partner in the funny world.

However, A bitterness is relatively unlucky. He has been renamed since then. It is called Sumatra Musk, referred to as Sumatra. It is similar to the similar requirements.

This story begins with this fun "wait a person" coffee shop.

In 2000, in September, I had already tried a summer vacation in the store and entered the third year of high school.

Jay Chou has just sent his first album.

"Albus, you are so powerful, if I can't cope with the boring demands of those boring men."

I practice using manual milk foam, so that the milk foam is milder and smoother.

"Little girl, as long as you stay long enough, you can also call out all the coffee in the world that exists and does not exist." Albus cleaned the cute porcelain cup with the Snoopy painted on it, and continued to say nothing. : "As for whether you can drink or not, it is not your responsibility. It is the thing of those who are bored."

"It’s also true." I laughed again and silently recited the first lesson in the English textbook on the table. The foamer in his hand continued to stir.

After a week of schooling, I am still adjusting my life as a high school girl who is going to work in the evening and preparing for the university to "make classmates sound very handsome."

So far, I have admitted that such a life is very planned and full of vigor. Unlike ordinary high school students who have to go to school after school, they have to go to school to go to school to sleep, to pass the whispered notes, or to smog. Internet cafes and monsters in the virtual world snatched invincible big swords or gold coins that could not be used at all.

Working in a fragrant coffee shop, you can learn all kinds of knowledge and taste of brewing coffee, work with the cold-faced laughter Albus, and learn from the unfathomable young boss who is inventing her own philosophy of life. This is a A healthy high school girl's after-school career.

Occasionally, some students come to the store to join, I can also wear a white apron, like a little princess who puts out his own coffee and a hot muffin with caramelized sugar in front of them, there is a kind of "Look, I It’s just more independent than you!” The sense of vanity.

"Yes, if you don't go to tutoring but come here to work, will your family not be jealous?"

Albus cleaned all the cups, it was almost half past ten, and the store was smashing.

"No, although my dad is against it, but I have already told my mom. If my monthly exam does not regress, I can earn pocket money here without having to go to the boring tutoring class. Bored, going to the cram school is not there to pass the papers with the girls. Otherwise, some stupid boys who think they are very handsome want to "be friends" with the girls. It is really too many novels. I said that I deliberately added a tone of "being a friend."

High school girls hate boys, and they are justified. Only he is an exception.

"Then after you go back, take a shower, read a little more books and go to bed." Albus.

"How can the cool Albus worry about schoolwork than myself?" I spit.

"I don't want to retrain my new partner after two months." Albus smiled coolly.

Albus cleaned up the last porcelain cup and looked at the wall clock at 10:25.

There are still five minutes to fight.

But today, all day, the proprietress’s "Lady's Mother Daily Sharing" special coffee has not been sold.

Therefore, the proprietress is still waiting for someone.

There is no guest in the store. The boss is sitting alone at the teak small round table and sitting on a white flannel sofa chair reading a book with bare feet.

On the small round table, there are only two clean empty coffee cups.

"There are still five minutes." Albus took off the white apron and ordered a cigarette.

Albus will only smoke a cigarette when he gets off work and there are no guests in the store.

She always waited for the iron gate to pull down, and then went to her girlfriend who was still in college to eat late at night.

"He will definitely come." I said, sipping a freshly brewed milk foam on the counter.

The proprietress looked up and looked at me with a smile. She also knows.

No matter how busy the work is during the day, how the storm is at night, even if Hsinchu suddenly blows up a tornado, snow, and hail, he will do everything possible to drink, and drink it with her own hands and share it with one person forever. Uncertain single item coffee. Then talk to her.

Although that person has never appeared.

Because, the story of the proprietress has not yet begun.

"The few cheesecakes, whoever brought it home to eat, would be a pity."

The proprietress pointed to the small cake in the transparent counter, which is often the case.

"I lose weight." Albus raised his hand, extinguished the smoke, and turned to prepare to pull the iron door down.

So I am happy to pack the fresh cheesecake in a carton. I am going to bring it back to the tired mom and dad for staying up late. They will be very happy. It’s just that a daughter who is sensible is just in the coffee shop. Working.

When I got home, I rode my bicycle and stopped at the opposite traffic light of Tsinghua University.

The traffic lights in front of Qingda Night Market are very famous, because these college students, graduate students, and even professors and lecturers regard the skybridge hanging high above the Guangfu Road as the air, and use the traffic police command and whistle as a reference for the red light. Everyone saw the needles running through the busy streets.

I suspect that after I went to college, I will forget the traffic safety rules.

Then again, every day after work, I watched the brave college students rushing to the road. Their smiles were hard to see in the ridiculous atmosphere of the cram school.

Going to college must be a life-changing process of magic, which will make the dead high school students reborn.

A sunny girl like me has the power to decide whether or not to wear a skirt to go to school. Boys are no longer just playing basketball and playing electric.

After a street, there are three hundred and thirty days, then the front is university life.

I am very yearning, and I can't wait to wait.

Therefore, although I report to the coffee shop almost every day and learn to live independently and experience life, I always go to Wenshu and do the exercises on the reference book to sleep at two o'clock.

After more than four hours, I got up at 6:50, and I slept with my eyes and went to the bamboo girl to participate in countless morning quizzes. However, my grades are separated from the university by a street and three hundred and thirty days. Obviously there is still a distance to be worked hard.

The green light is up.

I practiced English essays in my mind. The topic tonight is "IfIwereapresident", so I thought about how I would transform Taiwan and ride in the direction of my home.

The bicycle was swaying on the road in the pothole, and I carefully kept the balance so that a few pieces of cheesecake hanging in the plastic bag on the handle fell to the ground.

Hsinchu, also known as "Wind City", enters the night and is outside the style.

Some sections of Guangfu Road are slightly downhill, and the night wind is coming on. My feet are actually a little hard, and I have to go backwards. The brain that is full of English idioms can't think about it. I simply want to pick up Jacky Cheung's "I want to go with you again." Go to blow the hair".

I struggled on the pedals. The old bicycles climbed one after another and returned to the home next to the ring in the city center. It was already 11 o'clock, and I was sweating.

I thought that soon I would train a pair of radiant radish legs.

Open the iron door that is halfway open, and the air in the house is always floating with a touch of sandalwood.

On the TV in the small living room, there was a messy show of the Ying Ying, the political soap opera that my parents liked most.

"Dad, the boss is asking for a treat today!" I put the cake on the table.

"Wow, is this expensive?" Dad said, opening the paper box.

"Yeah, I earned it." I jumped upstairs with my bag.

"Brother is taking a bath! You should go to school first. He will call you when he is finished!" Dad said loudly on the stairs.

Dad is driving all his life.

When I was young, I opened a strange hand, a crane, and a bulldozer. Later, after I got married, I saved some money. I bought a Taiwan Yulong brand and quickly started a taxi. After I gave birth to a few years later, the small speed was hit by a speeding truck. Out of a big recess, the father who escaped his life simply sold off the almost scrapped taxi and ran to the first and second bus.

"It seems that I have never heard of driving a bus and I will be killed." He explained that it was only a few years after opening.

"Brother is very annoying, so it’s late to wash!" I shouted deliberately as I passed outside the bathroom.

I hate to be stinking when I am studying, which will make me unable to concentrate.

The door of the bathroom opened slightly, and a wet answering head was revealed in the slit.

"Smelly dead? What is stinking at the door??" Then he shrank in.

I really want to kick down this big head.

I only have one brother, no sister or younger brother.

I heard that my brother will take care of his sister and protect his sister, but this is just an unrealistic rumor.

The 20-year-old stupid boy in my family will only bully me, grab me the bathroom, fight for the toilet, and when I take a shower, I will make a sharp and thin voice outside the door to scare me, even to divide me half. The room is seventeen years old.

This male, who is not qualified for the age of twenty, is called Li Fengming. He is currently in the third year of the China University of Architecture and is determined to be an architect in the future. But his cute little girl, I guess, by the extent of his hard work, deducting the length of the comics on his bookcase, and then riding on his weak IQ, this young man named Li Fengming can only be a hardworking foreman. some type of.

Hang the bag on the hanger, take out the math reference book, and solve the problem of arrangement and combination step by step.

My mathematics can be said to be one of the best in the class, but I have some difficulty in concentrating before I take a bath, and many of the topics in the array are full of hateful pitfalls and unclear questions. I have been wrong in ten minutes. Five questions.

"It’s awesome, what seven girls and eight boys are sitting on a round table to eat New Year’s Eve, but Mary and John are both angry and can’t be together, and Peter and Tom have a good relationship. In one piece, how many sittings do these fifteen people have?" I licked my chin and some were unwilling.

This kind of problem is really strange. I don't know which mathematician who has no social knowledge has invented it.

Since Mary and John are both tired of sitting together and Peter is not sitting with Tom, is it not okay for the other eleven people to sit with whom?

Even if a certain person does not hate a certain B, it is not necessarily a certain A is willing to sit next to a certain B, perhaps a certain heart will secretly like a certain C, so do everything you can to sit next to a certain C!

More likely, fifteen people sit in a round table and sit on a piece of food. Perhaps everyone is a greedy ghost. They all think about the nearest position to their favorite dish, so the topic should be detailed. It is only necessary to refer to the content of the dish and the personal preference for the problem solver, otherwise it is not a way to guess.

No matter how many people form a round table, whether it is eating or chatting, there are certain rules and hidden interpersonal relationships buried underneath, so the answer to the question is actually very limited, and the pure solution is really boring.

However, from another point of view, who is sitting with whom, in fact, has already been doomed before the problem is formed, isn’t it? Everything is like this. All the answers are clearly engraved in everyone's mind before the problem is formed.

"So, this kind of problem is really boring, and there is no ability to add a little bit to life."

But I know that if I continue to hold this "pragmatic" idea, I can't solve it without a problem, so I will open the next page with recognition and try to solve the next problem without common sense.

Then my brother came in with a bath towel and opened the door.

"Smelly dead, go to the bath." Brother sat down on the bed, picking up the hair dryer and blowing his hair.

"Wait a minute, I will finish the problem and go." I bit the pen and the eraser at the end of the pencil was bitten by me.

As a mathematic child prodigy in the class, I can't fall under the sniper of the arrangement.

My family is very small, so my brother and I were crammed into a room from an early age. I thought that my brother would have a small world that belonged to him after he went to college.

Unexpectedly, my brother was admitted to the Chinese University in Hsinchu. In order to save money and bully me, my brother did not move out to rent a house, or stayed at home as usual, and continued to infect her with the childishness of no medicine.

Now my stupid brother is yawning with his upper body, holding a hair dryer and using a hot air to attack my back.

"You are really boring, no wonder you can't make a girlfriend." I feel my hair is being blown up.

"Oh, I can't get my girlfriend if I can't make it." My brother smiled very idiot.

"Yes? How did someone go to college for two years and ended up with less than half a girlfriend?" I spit.

Although I know that my brother is busy working with a mad community, I don’t have the chance to meet girls who have lost their eyes and have no taste.

"Dear little girl, if I really want to chase girls, hey, what flower school flower does not let me hand it? Just the girl who is worthy of me has not appeared yet, now the stupid girl around is not as bright as you. Eyes, how can I catch my brother?" My brother said narcissistically.

"I will wait and see." I said, putting the hair straight, continue to solve the ecological crisis of "chicken and rabbit cage".

My brother dipped a little hair gel on his head, and then smashed his hair into a hen that was ugly to escape from the chicken, standing in front of the half-length mirror and thinking of it.

It seems that the university not only creates a smile, but also creates an impeccable idiot.

"Speaking of not getting a girlfriend, hey, I heard a super funny real person in the community activities today and said it to you." Brother said to the mirror. Every night my brother will say one or two new things to go to school.

"There is a thing called mathematics, and mathematics needs to concentrate on it." I am serious.

In fact, I am very interested in any of my brother’s affairs about the university. It seems that I am in the situation and I have read the university I yearn for.

"That big, do you know?" Brother wrapped up the hair dryer's wires and lay in bed.

"Know, I am working in the Qingda Night Market. Are you idiots?" I said, absent-mindedly looking at the abstraction in the subject and there were no fake chickens and rabbits.

"Oh, today we went to Qingda with a ticket to discuss with the ice skating club about the school that allocated the mid-term teaching." Brother said, kicking and looking at the inline skates hanging on the bed.

"What is mid-term teaching?" I turned my head.

"It is to go to the middle school, high school, promote the inline wheel, hey, it is not to take photos as a record of community activities, the annual community evaluation can be used as data, to facilitate the application of funds to pigs." Brother's nose jet .

"Go ahead." I turned the pen.

"Let's go to their skating practice field and talk about Luwei. It was very serious, but his horse actually made me meet a bad guy. What did he call me, I have forgotten it? It seems like A Tu? Called Adu?" My brother fell into a self-talk.

"Whatever he did, whatever he did?" I reminded the brother to finish the conversation.

"Hey, you don't concentrate on math!" My brother seems to have broken my big secret, I don't know what I am proud of.

"You are really childish and slain college students. Please tell me the wonderful and wonderful work of the unfortunate world. Don't deliberately hang my appetite, thank you." I peeked at the answer in the reference book and silently solved the problem solving method. .

"Just call him A Tu. A Tu He is a big ice skating club. He has been a junior, but he has not seen him before. Today, when their juniors introduced their members to us, the scene was super funny, and I really took it. A halogen egg squirted out of his mouth." Brother's big foot gently kicked the inline wheel, a copy of the tone of the president of the Qingda Skating Society, patted the air next to him and said, "This is our new The member, called A Tu, his biggest feature is that his girlfriend, who has been in contact for a year and a half, was chased away by a lesbian at this time last year! So single, Wannian wants to be a girlfriend!" Then he clap his hands and exaggeratedly laugh, lack Oxygen is red to the face.

I also felt very funny when I heard it.

A manly man was introduced in this way. This poor insect called A Tu was probably swept away.

"Then we will say a word to you, ask him if he can't get up there, or when he was kidnapped by the bowling K, when he was a child, there was a man who offered to beat the fourth advertisement. The phone of Jianhua Chinese Medicine Clinic gave him a call and asked him to raise it up. It was really a super laugh!" My brother finally stopped laughing and said, "But Mr. A Tu is just a gimmick who doesn't know how to be good, not angry at all. It seems that I am already immune to this kind of scene, hahaha, it is really a fool of a big belly!"

"Can the president of Qingda just make a joke? Even if it is true, the girl who was chased by the girl may be a lesbian, but she didn't know it?" I couldn't help but say, my brother shook his head. .

"喔NO~ I don't think so. Later, a big ugly woman told me privately that A Tu was the classmate of her nuclear engineering department. She was clear about the anecdotes of A Tu, the girlfriend of A Tu, but he started to interact with him from his third year of high school. Later, A Tu Nian was very close to the Department of Qingda Engineering and Systems Science, and the women’s confessed to the Department of Public Administration. The two schools were glued together, so the emotional exchange should be taken for granted. Haha! At this point, the girl was chased away by a lesbian after she went to college, and the A Tu was cursed by this big joke. Every time she went out to meet and introduce him, the big joke would be turned over again. , mentioned that A Tu face nerves are paralyzed! Hahahahahahaha!" Brother began to laugh again.

I also laughed, although Mr. A Tu, who was loved by his girlfriend, was really a frustrated, and he should have a sympathy and tears instead of holding a big belly.

But there is an advertisement saying that you can't talk when you can kiss. I think, don't cry when you can laugh.

"Mr. A Tu is a junior, so poor, I think he will be laughed for two years?" I ate and laughed.

"Not only not, no matter how hard to change the image of A Tu, the university must take three credits: coursework, community, love, A Tu He is destined to take zero points in love." My brother began to laugh again.

"Why?" I don't understand.

"A Tu not only lost his face, the ugly woman said that the masculinity of A Tu has been deprived of this joke. You think that his girlfriend was taken away by lesbians, which means that A Tu’s performance in life is real. It’s not very man! So Atu’s self-confidence is also falling all the way, long-term limit, falling to the bottom!”

The brother turned on the bedside lamp and pulled a comic book and opened it.

It's true that a boy who is not confident can't act on a girl who likes it.

Moreover, no girl would like a boy who is not confident, it is like a helpless little brother who is homeless and loves a runny nose.

"I can only say that there are people and stories in the university." I said, I will put the reference book on it.

Mr. A Tu, silently for a minute.

Fifth grade: happiness and heartache