Comedy master Fan Wei classic lines

1. Turn one year to sell for one year, fate! Eat a long one, thank you! Horizontal batch is: self-taught!

2. 12.IC, IP, IQ card, tell me the password!

3. Rich man, no money, man is difficult!

4. The child is too eye-catching, hurry... hurry up and ride a ride. This child can do this small business, people have to do big business!

5. Well, I am also wearing glasses. How can I do this?

6. I won't get the favor of lesbians, and I get hurt.

7. I am eating carotene, this is old and nutritious! Didn't I see the apple just now?

8. Is this really overbearing?

9. On success or failure, life is heroic, big... big deal... heavy head again... come again...

10. If you want to live a good life, don't be afraid to have a green back. Horizontal batch: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

11. Is your dad or city big?

12. Money is a bastard, no more to earn!

13. You respect me a foot, I respect you, respect others' personality, and establish a model image!

14. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as high life, and high life is not as happy.

15. With the ups and downs, I will accompany the stomach and finally accompany the stomach down...

16. Take your own path and let your ex-wife regret it!

17. Daddy? I... I am... Kaiyuan City... Victoria Entertainment... The general manager of the Plaza!

18. Before the bed, the moonlight, the grain is hard; look up the moon, take it to the next level.

19. Happiness is: I am hungry, seeing someone else holding a meat buns, he is more happy than me; I am cold, seeing others wearing a thick cotton jacket, he is more happy than me; I want to go to the cottage, just a pit You are so jealous, you are more happy than me.

20. Wait... Wait a minute... I... I want to rob.

21. You don't care about me, I don't care.

22. I didn’t say anything, it’s all in the wine.

23. Hey, just... you think this thing is... is it interesting?

24. Discard the spoon from teaching.

25. Dai Gong pleaded guilty.

26. The height of this person's station is different, and the angle of view is different!

27. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Do you know?

28. What is IQ? Give it to me!

29. Marriage is the second reincarnation of a person. If you are old, I will not vote for it!

30. It is unscientific to look at a woman in a lifetime, and it is easy to see the disease.

31. The gap between people and people is so big!

32. Big Brother, you have to marry me!

33. This is the situation between the patient and the patient, you are mixed and yelling you!

34. Big Brother, I really smoked!

35. Heaven! Earth! Which angel sister gave me this breath!

36. Why don't you guys play cards in the routine?

37. There is no end to the sea, and it is the shore.

38. I will not die you!

39. I don't tell the average person.

40. Fudge, then flicker!