Chinese people are coming

China has the ability to independently detect Mars, and the Mars newspaper has just received this message. On the front page of the "Mars Daily" headline, a striking big character "Chinese people are coming". The newspaper was sold to the kiosk and was robbed. The streets of Mars are panicking, as if the end of the world is coming.

A Martian hawker screamed and sullenly said: "My mother-in-law, the Chinese are coming, I hope they will not send a city to Mars. My wife and children will rely on me to support my family. The city management has come to smash my rice bowl. What?"

Mars is old and full of melancholy: "The first thing I hope to come is not to demolish the house. My grandson and I are counting on me to live in the next half of my life."

The Mars health department entered a state of full tension and immediately convened the "Health Consultation Conference." The street that was originally cleaned by one person is still worried about the rise to five people. The Health Bureau is still engaged in intense recruitment, and the scientific research department has received an urgent rule: "5 Within a day, the spit purifier was developed. All the 15 gold factories in Mars received orders from the Health Bureau for a large number of garbage bins. At one time, almost all steel materials were used for garbage.

“The Chinese are one of the countries with the strongest spending power in the world.” Once the news was released by the TV station, the supermarkets and facades on the streets of Mars have been queued up. People are rushing to buy goods before the Chinese have not come. . Especially baby milk powder, after one day, the stock is zero, and some baby clothes, shoes and other things related to the baby are out of stock.

Even the epidemic prevention station did not let go, and a person walked back and forth with a medical kit. Everyone bought a vaccine for the latter half of their own, and both the son and the grandson bought it. Some people even bought their own grandchild's vaccine, and the vaccine is in short supply.

Mars unemployed and gangs formed a gang, collectively occupying a large and small sewer in the town, and dip the oil in the day and night. They firmly believe that the Chinese are interested in the Martian taste of the trench oil.

The tourism industry, which was originally in a sluggish business, and the service industry immediately rallied, and tickets for major scenic spots suddenly rose. All the star-rated hotels don't hesitate to send huge sums of money to send their own hotel receptionists and waiters to the Chinese training class. "You - good", "500 - yuan", "have - send - votes", "welcome again ".

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Shaanxi Baishui Tian Jiabing Experimental Middle School Third Day: lingdantiancai