Funny childhood

NO1: "I" used to ask the teacher to write an essay with "My Grandfather". I opened the paperwork and there was a "My Sister" on it. So I changed all the "sisters" inside to "Grandpa." ". I have a lovely grandfather, wearing a floral skirt all day, with two shofars. It can be beautiful. The next day, the teacher read my composition in front of the class. That situation at the time! ! :

NO2: When the country was young, there was a math teacher asking for 2 sets of questions. The result was compiled by a classmate:

1. This morning, my father stole $5, and my mother stole $10. How much did they steal?

2. Dad has 10 legs, mother has 20 legs, how many legs do they have?

How much he hates his father and mother! !

NO3: "I" country summer vacation homework is to write a diary every day, remember: I bought a pencil today, I am very happy, I continued to buy a pencil box for me the next day, I am very happy... so it seems like more than 40 Day... Teacher comment: Your family is really rich. ~~

NO4: I still remember listening to my mother's essays about my brother. It was a post-mortem feeling after going to the zoo. My brother wrote in it:

"I am very happy at the zoo today, I saw a teacher in a cage."

First day: Wang Leying