Contrast the classic quotes of men and women

A man is like a peach, a woman is like an egg, a man is very soft on the outside, it is very hard inside, he wants to eat slowly and bite slowly; the woman's outer shell is very hard, and the inside is very soft and should be lightly handled.

The relationship between the man and his wife is worse, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; the relationship between the woman and her husband is good, and her relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

When a man is in pain, there is nothing to say. When a woman is angry, she says something.

It is a habit for a man to lie, and a woman lying is a need.

Men are often blinded by women because of their weakness. Women often win the sympathy of men with their tears.

A woman squats in a private house for the sake of her husband’s future, and a man’s private money is spent on other women in the future.

The man who is looking around on the street is called a misconduct. The woman on the road is called the alum.

The man has money to change the phone first, then change the car, then change the house, and finally change clothes; women have the opposite of money.

The man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddy to take care of. Finally, the girlfriend became the buddy's wife, and the buddy took care of it; the woman entrusted her boyfriend to the sisters to take care of them, and the sisters became the boyfriend's wife, and the sisters did not become .

A failed man likes to be compared to a wife, and a successful woman likes to be better than someone else.

When a man is fined for illegal parking, he will be arguing with the traffic police. The woman is persuading; the woman is fined for parking illegally and will have a fight with the man around him. The traffic police advised him.

The biggest worry for men is the creditor. The biggest worry for women is the lover.

The thing that men like to buy and the most useless is the laptop. The thing that women like to buy and the most useless is shoes.

Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

Men like to buy books to fill the bookshelves, and then women look at these books.

The man and the woman quarreled in the car, and if the woman drives, she will slam on the brakes. If the man drives, he will slam on the accelerator.

Men learn English in order to prove that they are very good, and women who learn English prove that they are not good.

Men look at women, the most beautiful in love, the most common after marriage, the most ugly divorce, and become beautiful after divorce; women look at men, the most sincere in love, the most boring after marriage, the most hypocritical before divorce, and become sincere after divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is a woman who cannot be obtained; for a woman, the most handsome man is a man already owned.

Women are always afraid of men's color, go to bed and suspect that men are not color; men are always swearing women, go to bed and afraid of women.

When a woman says to a man, "I know that I am not beautiful," the man must never agree. When a man says "I am really failing" to a woman, the woman must absolutely object.

A man who does not want property when divorced must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property when divorced must be a good woman.

The man sends a woman's bra, indicating that he wants to establish a lover relationship; a woman sends a man's underwear, indicating that there is already a lover relationship.

The woman unit sent a thousand dollars, she would tell the man to send a thousand dollars, telling her friend to send 500; the man unit sent a thousand dollars, he would tell the woman to send 500, telling her A friend sent a thousand five.

The man who is most afraid of his wife at home does not dare to slap the mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home also dares to slap her mother-in-law.

The most stupid time for a man is when he first wears a suit to work. The most stupid time for a woman is when she wears a suspender skirt for the first time.

Men never know why women want men to buy this buy? Because they know that, in fact, men really want to buy, she will also stop, she will know how to save money for him, but want to try if he is really willing to spend money for himself.

Beauty likes to praise other women's clothes beautifully, rich men like to tout other men's income high, and the final result is to bring the topic to themselves.

The smart woman is also confused in her own appearance, and the stupid man is also awake in the appearance of the woman.

Men read doctors because of low IQ, and women read doctors because of low EQ.