Classic quotes funny

Classic quotes funny

1. I will give birth to a son's name in the future, which is called "good handsome". When others see me, they will say "good father".
2, work, step back to the sky, love, step back to the floor.
3, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work, leading others' wages.
4, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
5, drunk, I don't care, I will help the wall!
6. I am like a fly on a glass. The future is bright, but I can't find a way out.
7. Master, do you know? The meat of the second brother is now more expensive than the master.
8, if you eat more fish can make up the brain to make people smart, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales...
9, water to clear no fish, people are invincible.
10, youth is like toilet paper, watching a lot, it is not enough to use.
11. My friends around me, you are going to be famous, so my memoirs can be sold well.
12. A female classmate was a little darker. Her boyfriend was too white. In a day, the poisonous tongue in the dormitory suddenly popped up to her: "You can't do this, you will have a zebra."
13, Lao Niang always sees handsome guys and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.
14, don't be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compare with you.
15. I am not a casual person. I am not a person.
16. God said that there must be light, and I say that I oppose it. From then on, there is darkness in the world.
17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. My words are finished.
18, to be a person to be a person between the cow A and the cow C.
19. My name is God, my little name is Jesus, and the English name is God. The law is like...
20, the tree does not skin, will die undoubtedly; people shameless, the world is invincible.
21, the farmer's three punches are a little painful.
22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was young, I saw people love, and now I love people.
23, not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, afraid of pig-like teammates.
24, take your own path, let others take a taxi.
25, mouse sickle, full of streets to find cats.
26, as long as the kung fu is deep, the lame is also serious.
27. Who is the fastest Chinese? It is Cao Cao. Because Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.
28. How far is the thought, how far will you give me?
29. Only when the train station is long and long, can you truly realize that you are a "transigator of the dragon."
30. A lover will eventually become a family member.
31. Spring is here, a group of geese are flying north, and they are arranged in a B shape for a while, and they are arranged in a T shape for a while.
32. Where did you fall? Where did you lie down?
33. If you have problems, find the reason from yourself. If you have constipation, you will blame the earth for not drawing gravity.
34. You are over and over.
35. Eat the highest level of self-help: support the wall and support the wall.
36. Although I am not very handsome, but when I was young, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.
37, no money, no power, no better for you, can you follow me?
38. Take a newspaper and go to the toilet. You are a scholar.
39. Go to Baidu on Google.
40, women must be better to themselves. Once exhausted, there will be other women who spend your money, live in your room, sleep your husband, and beat your baby!
41, your ugly has nothing to do with your face...
42. Grandpa is coming from his grandson...
43. God, do you let the summer cohabit with winter? ! Give birth to this ghost weather!
44, the birds have a lot of wood!
45. Enemies who are not afraid of tigers are afraid of teammates like pigs.
46. ​​Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...
47, as you urinate!
48. Huai Cai is like a pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
49. If you have nothing, don't look for me. If you have something, don't even look for me.
50, do you think I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes.