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1, 1+1=3, is literature; 1+1=2, is mathematics; 1+1=0, is philosophy.

2. Love your own children, not necessarily your own mother; love your own mother, but you must love your own children; those who love you, of course, will love their lover.

3. Turning simplicity into richness is smart; turning rich into simplicity is wisdom. Rich, helpful for thinking; simple and easy to implement. Rich and simple, can think of what can be done, can become a big business.

4. Turning simple things into complex ones requires imagination, but it is a mystery; turning complex things into simple ones requires generalization and more honesty.

5, the financial small is often rough. Small fish always love to float on the water; sharks are only hidden deep in the sea. Therefore, the streets are full of gold, silver, and gorgeous clothes.

6. Smart is not wisdom, wisdom must be smart.

7, if you are brave; if you are brave; if you are a private person; if you are a small private person.

8. When you are proud, your friend knows you; when you are in trouble, you know a friend.

9. The Germans cut the problem in places where there is no problem; the Chinese erased the problem in the place where there is a problem. The problem is solved in order to distinguish things; the problem is erased to cover up the contradictions. The Japanese can't forgive themselves the most; the Chinese can't forgive others. Japanese are most willing to be students; Chinese people like to be teachers. What the Chinese are least good at is innovation; the least that can be stored is tradition. I can't afford to build a new house, but I want to dismantle the old house.

10. Believe in science; don't be superstitious. When superstition is science, science becomes superstition. When science becomes superstition, superstition becomes science. 11, angry poet; lonely out of thought; lively fashion.

12, the richest extreme is simple; the extreme of smashing is dull; the ultimate of love is silent.

13. The material living standard between husband and wife is determined by the higher income party; the level of spiritual living between them is determined by the lower party.

14, the shallow tree is easy to be blown down by the storm; people will not fall when they are only carrying weight.

15, shabby and rich accompanied, is simple; ignorance and success are followed, is the focus.

16. When there are many good people, the bad guys are easy to get into trouble. Because of the shortage of bad guys, the value of the rise. When the bad guys are flooding, good people are easy to get into trouble. Because good people are scarce, their worth doubles. If you insist on being a good person, you will always come to work.

17, gorgeous often vain; vulgar is often mellow.

18, eggs in the two baskets are the most safe; but placed in an iron basket is more insurance.

19. Suffering is the gift of heaven; luck is the punishment of heaven. Therefore, there is a dilemma and success, and a fortunate and mediocre division.

20. What is being promoted in the media, what is missing in life. What is important in life, what is underestimated in reality. 21, the man is the waterfall; the woman is the valley. The storage of the waterfall without the valley is flooding; the roar of the valley without the waterfall is dead.

22, the most practical woman, can not be separated from rice and oil; women are the least practical, dreaming of flowers and wine.

23, people can cross the obstacles of nature, but can not cross the obstacles set by people themselves with wisdom.

24, everyone can have, everyone does not have; everyone should be responsible, everyone is not responsible.

25, the needs of life is to ask; the greatest need is to be needed.

26, make you fiasco, sometimes your friend; make you successful, sometimes your opponent. We should learn to be grateful; we should learn to feel grievances.

27. There is no waste card in the world. In the hands of others is a waste card, but in his hand is a good card.

28. There are no scenery in familiar places; there are traps in unfamiliar places. Familiar people only see shortcomings; unfamiliar people are all advantages.

29, at the same time chasing two rabbits, one will not catch. Don't be greedy, or you will have nothing; don't try to know everything, otherwise you will know nothing; don't try to do anything, or you will do nothing. Losing is getting; pain is happiness.

30. The great man is great because you are squatting. Cut down the head of a great man and you are as tall as him. 31. The concept of a variety of things can also be called "knowledge", or "knowing death." - The eyes of the brain full of knowledge.

32. Comrade Qu Yuan, a realistic poet, is too pessimistic. He actually looks at life realistically.

33. When there is a lack of heroes in reality, the heroes in the media will increase; when the dark side of the media shrinks, the dark side of reality will expand. The media is a broom: it is clean and the house is dirty.

34, the eyes can be seen far away, but can not see the eyes in the eyes; very tall hairdresser, can not shave himself.

35. A general who has not defeated him is not a true general; a man who has not lost love is not a complete man.

36. In the hotbed of life, the birth of life is a disaster. Ignore is a big love.

37. Correct, sometimes it looks like an error; error, sometimes it looks like it is correct.

38, the stars are Lang Lang, not as lonely as the moon; a hundred birds, not as good as a tiger.

39. The prestige of the master is created by the servant; the prestige of the leader is created by the subordinate; the prestige of the eunuch is created by the minion; the prestige of the star is created by the audience; the prestige of the woman is created by the man.

40. The most unpleasant thing is to be free to do what you want.

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