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Teacher's interesting resignation application

The reasons are as follows:
Chinese teacher: When I was in class, a classmate was reading a magazine.
I confiscated his magazine and knocked on his head.......
But when I turned and prepared to continue my class,
His desk was actually laughing and laughing.
If I don't go down, I will ask him why he laughs, you know that he is
How can I answer me? The kid pulled out a sea of ​​words from the drawer.
I even said this to me: "Teacher, you haven't found me reading,
Or will you be killed by you~~"
Math teacher: A student who has never had a unit test is actually a few students.
I can use the knowledge of high school in my homework..........
I asked him if this assignment was made by himself.
The classmate actually answered that I didn’t know, you talked,
Like the words, I will continue to ask him, ask him to honestly explain,
Who helped him do it, hey, he still has reasons,
Answering me, "Teacher, I really don't know who did this job,
To be honest, I slept earlier last night..."
Physics teacher: You know that you don’t know just one clockwise and
I have taught a few lessons counterclockwise? Five lessons!
Yes, I said so to them, I told them
If you don't understand, look at the watch and where does the hour hand go?
Where is clockwise, and vice versa.
However, the whole class counts in the past, not a mobile phone or an electronic watch...
I will teach them these two words in a semester without my resignation?
Sports teacher: Why don't I resign? The guys gave
I am giving gifts! ! No, it’s okay to give a gift, I don’t mean
It’s wrong to say that they give me gifts, but they give gifts to them.
I just don't care @#$*^&*^
How can I say that the more confused I am, let me say that, although I am slim,
The skin is a bit white, but I am also a male teacher, right?
But the last few days of March 8 Women’s Day, the gangs actually sent
A box of fading cream for me.....also, still, still telling me later
Don't wear wool pants in the summer, rely on, that's my leg hair!
Biology teacher: I really don't want to go, but...
You know, I have heart disease, I can't stand the excitement, but
Can I not be excited? Yesterday's unit test, according to the requirements of the syllabus,
I asked the students to look at the bird's legs on the teaching picture and write the name of the bird.
Living habits. But I just said that I want to test the content, there is a classmate who stood up.
Going outside the door, the mouth is squatting, "this kind of problem is also there,
Lao Tzu does not test...." Do you want such a student to be educated?
I stopped him and asked him what his name was. He even pulled the pants.
I exposed my legs and said to me, "Come, look at my legs and write my name..."
Art teacher: You know, I just got assigned to this class.
When I was in class yesterday, I just heard a few classmates yelling "beauty".
Are you angry? I am a teacher, how can they not respect the teacher so much?
What? ..........Yes, if only because they called me "beauty"
I am not right when I resign, but when I am looking for someone who calls "beauty",
The few classmates shouted at me again.... "See what you see, not call you!"
History teacher: The group of students really can't teach, when they are in class.
I ask the question: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is?"
The first classmate answered me that he was not familiar with her, and the second classmate answered
I said that he is a netizen, the third classmate said that he has her QQ.
I asked the number on the class, etc.... I also asked a classmate to shoot.
The machine actually said to ask her immediately!
Geography teacher: Look at their own papers this time, China's five famous mountains
The first is Zhao Benshan, the most famous river is Pan Changjiang, China’s coal is,
China's iron is, how do you say that I still attend class?
English teacher: When I talk about the independent structure, according to the requirements of the textbook,
I specifically taught them an example sentence: "Our teacher comes
Into the classroom,book under arm", but at the time of the exam, all the classmates
All translated into "The teacher entered the classroom, holding a book under his arm"...
Music teacher: I am in class, demonstrating a song...
After the singing, the students applauded. I am very happy, I am thinking,
Other teachers may have wrong teaching methods....but they
I didn't let me finish thinking and gave me a negative answer. They shouted:
"Teacher, great, you are the best in all the teachers.
The first time we heard such a duck call! ”

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