The most ridiculous words 2019

1. I remembered the love words you once said, I got a goose bump.

2. I have never avenged this person. I usually reported it on the spot.

3. The fire truck will not come again, the fire will be destroyed.

4. It is very troublesome to raise fish. I have to change the water every week. I often forget it. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

5. If the water is flowing, it is inexplicable and wants to pee, hehe.

6. A man stands by the sea and says to the sea: Ah, mother. At this time a huge wave hit, the man was knocked down, the man lying on the beach, spit the sand and said: Hey, stepmother!

7. I used a sack of money to go to college and exchanged a sack book. After graduation, I used these books to exchange money, but I couldn’t afford a sack!

8. I thought you were just a ball. I didn't expect you to be a ball.

9. Some people are still alive, he is already dead; some people are alive, he is damn good.

10. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

11. I thought that hanging a bell on my neck is a joy.

12. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female.

13. Doctor, please give me some regrets and give me a cup of love.

14. I also want to be a good young man, but life has turned my brother B into a rogue.

15. I don't have two things in my life: it won't, and it won't.

16. When I wake up, the sky is dark.

17. With your ability to understand, I explained that you don't understand it, so let's continue.

18. I first throw a brick, and there is jade, though it is coming over.

19. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

20. Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and lovely virgins, like ghosts, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it...

21. There is a kind of animal that looks like you.

22. The most horrible thing in the world is not the terrorists who hijack you, but the Philippines to save you.

23. There are only two things in this life that won't happen: it won't, and it won't.

24. I am not afraid of taking drugs, but we are not even sure about vitamins!

25. In the workplace, like Conan, there is a domineering where to let others die.

26. A lover is a family member.

27. It was a sorrowful thing to brush your teeth, holding a cup in one hand and a washing in the other.

28. Where to fall, where to lie down.

29. In the life that I hope to touch myself again and again, it is always scams.

30. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she has not passed the fourth grade, and she does not accept it.

31. This year, the line is the same as stealth – no one will talk to you.

32. I drink only pure water, and milk only pure milk, so I am very simple.

33. Say, don't let me cry, but you can smoke me with onion.

34. I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, and I can't take it myself. Happiness can't be self-sufficient.

35. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

36. People who walk through the brothel are not old, please use Huiren Kidney.

37. The Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home and don't spend that spare cash to make a romantic cruise.

38. I feel like you are two pigs, because a pig can't describe your stupidity.

39. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

40. Water can carry a boat and can also cook porridge.

41. We have a little bit of disagreement: she wants me to turn the dirt into gold, and I hope she sees gold as dirt.

42. The world is hard to extricate, except for teeth, and love.

43. It is gold, it will always be light; it is a mirror, it will always be reflective...

44. Whoever provokes me, I will change my avatar into his photo, frequent online and offline! Curse him!

45. I am losing weight every day except for eating. Do you still say that I have no perseverance?

46. ​​If the class is a hypnotic, the internet is a refreshing agent.

47. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, there is only homesickness left.

48. A person is not serious, and even a headache is biased.

49. We must keep the eggs we deserve in the case of quite a painful egg!

50. The function of the school is what you want to do, it will not let you do anything.

51. Where there is no grass in the world, why do you need to find it online, with a small quantity and poor quality.

52. The existence of tears is to prove that sorrow is not an illusion.

53. I have a basket of wishes but I can't wait for a meteor.

54. As long as the heart is still willing to climb, there is no height that can't be reached.

55. A really good human-machine interface design has only one button, such as an iPhone, such as a toilet.

56. The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break, and you have to glue it yourself.

57. Only when the train station is long and long, can you truly realize that you are a "master of the dragon."

58. The child once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

59. Since I have had a neurosis, the whole person has more spirits.

60. Love is a helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is a kind of expectation, and no love is a kind of ability.

61. You are not a cactus, why are you so strong?

62. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I am going to be the ancestor of the rich!

63. I am still young and need to give pointers. However, you don't need to point me at me.....

64. Even if you want to cry again, you have to smile and say: Your uncle!

65. For your Audi, my Dior, we have to cheer!

66. The head is not empty, the key is not to enter the water.

67. I allow you to walk into my world, but I am not allowed to walk around in my world.

68. Like me, you will die.

69. Women in the new era of China: got the hall, got the kitchen, wrote the code, found the abnormality, killed the Trojan, turned the wall, could get a good car, could afford a new house, fight the mistress, and beat Overflowing...

70. Commitment is like farting, it was earth-shattering and pale afterwards.

71. After passing this village, there is this store; there are branches here.

72. Don't fall in love with me because I am Altman in outer space.

73. God created love, so there is an idiot in the world.

74. I first throw a brick, and there is jade, though it is coming over.

75. If you don't want to pick up my phone, just say, don't let people make China Mobile help you say sorry to me!

76. I remembered the love words you once said, I got a goose bump.

77. The function of the school is what you want to do, and it will not let you do anything.

78. Any artificial intelligence can't match your natural fool.

79. Not all milk is called Terunsu, not everyone I call him a pig.

80. I haven't been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be so open now.

81. We must keep the eggs we deserve in the case of quite a painful egg!

82. Don't talk to me about life, you are not life.

83. A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

84. Nothing to talk with closed eyes, people who don't know think it is a scam.

85. In the life that I hope to touch myself again and again, it is always a scam.