If you provoke

1. You can't do it, you can't eat it.

2. There is an gorilla in the zoo. I look at it and I vomit. He looks at him and spits. You look at the orangutan.

3. I knew that you were so disappointing. At the beginning, I should not be in a spring with a pair of lovers. The 60 lights are shining! Thank you! I am specifically helping people solve problems. Others are I don't care! 1 I have been doing this for a long time. Friends, you have always cared about me, but I often trouble you, I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, you will be a cow, I will pull the grass for you to eat.

4. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you are a star, I will fall in love with you, but unfortunately you are - orangutan.

5. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; falling in love with you is my happy choice; owning you is my most precious treasure; stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately, I have sent the wrong person.

6. Because of you, I believe in the arrangement of fate, maybe all of this is destined to be bound by the sky. What I want to say now is - what did I create in my last life?

7. Starting tomorrow, the city decided to remove all mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and ruined! You should pack up and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell people that I am telling you, remember! Don't thank.

8. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw you hungry and created rice; God saw that you have no lovely friends and created me; yet he also saw that there is no eye in the world, and that you create it by the way.

9. Thinking of you is a happy thing! Love you is something I will always do! Putting you in my heart is what I have been doing! However, lie to you is what is happening

10. According to statistics, more than 99.9% of people who look like pigs use their thumbs to press the button to see the newsletter! Oh, no need to change hands, it’s too late, pig head

11. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, I have already made a big mistake; if intelligence is a sin, I have already committed a great crime, and it is really difficult to be a man. But you are fine, both right and sinless, I really envy you.

12. If you can meet with you for a year, you can meet with you for 3 years, and you can cherish it with you for 10 years. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to - change the letter - Governor

13. When you are against Japan, you have to be there for eight years. When you go out to Japan, you will run back, and remember that China is a memory of painfulness, and future generations are affected.

14. You are very embarrassed, you are very abstract, your hair is so long, don’t let me say you, I can’t say it because I have never met a ghost.

32. How far is the thought, how far you will go; how fast the speed of light will be, how fast you will roll.

33. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds are flying, and thousands of people are gone.

34. In your life, sum up eight words - the absurdity of life, the shackles of death. . .

35. Look at your rankings and know how many people are in your class.

36. Super-individuals living together with cockroaches, half plants with vitality decay,

37. Garbage who will smell bad, “spoof the source of the noun,

38. Dinosaurs degraded three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

39. The old washing machine that God has lost his hand, the brainless creature that can think,

40. The scourge that ruined the reputation of the Asian compatriots, the descendants of the ancestors who were shamed,

41. The humus deposited in the millennium, the original species that scientists dare not study,

42. The deposition of the oil concentration of the oil, the disfigured McDonald’s uncle,

43. A hateful guy like you

44. Can only play a dung in the TV series.

45. It is not comparable to the chewing gum that was sprinkled by the dog on the roadside.

46. ​​Even if you are handsome, you are more than 10 times.

47. Looking for a girlfriend to go to the zoo or even leave the earth,

48. If you want to commit suicide, someone will advise you not to leave the body to avoid polluting the environment.

49. You can't live without the Amy Bar on the keyboard you touched.

50. The saliva that is ejected is deadly than SARS.

51. If you are cute, you can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.

52. If you are cool and handsome, humans have to use asexual reproduction.

53. Bai Mu can be your teacher, and mental retardation can teach you to speak people.

54. As long as you look up the ozone layer, it will break the hole.

55. To immigrate to Mars is to leave you,

56. If your ugliness can generate electricity, the world’s nuclear power plants can be shut down.

57. If you go to war, the bullet missile will not help you fly to you.

58. Grenade sees you blew,

59. Others have to fly to hit the twin stars and you have the same power as a skydiving.

60. All the places you have visited have become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history.