Momo funny personality signature Daquan

1. Too many classes, I went to class yesterday, and when I saw the professor, the professor said with amazement: I haven’t seen it for so long, and it’s so big. !

2. I am not willing to go this way, but I don’t have ten cows to pull back your temper like me.

3. Where life does not meet, but some turn, it is really a lifetime, from then on, there will be no time, never meet.

4. To tell the truth, many times, I am very envious of the bald head, not so much sadness, and some are just strong!

5. Are you okay? Who are you in love with? Whose lips are lying on whose bed? Whose body is talking about who is in love.

6. I thought that if I was tired, I would let me fall asleep. No, nothing can hold my heart.

7. I really feel sad when I think of the past that I can’t go back. I’m so sad that I can’t go back.

8. "Come on my eyes!" "Nothing." "You lie that there are people I like!"

9. Because you never look at the dynamics and articles I have published, you never know how much I love you.

10. If someone who loves you doesn't love you the way you want, it doesn't mean they don't love you wholeheartedly!

11. Don't take too long to see me. I am afraid that next time you suddenly appear in front of me, I will laugh and cry out in full view.

12. You have the color of my whole world. Even if you look at your back from a distance, you will feel that the whole world is bright.

13. You cried, I cried too, I know that you love me, I love you too, but I really can't accept you. The heart is really good

14. I asked Buddha: What is love? Buddha said: Hey! Love _

15. When I saw a Sail, the back wind was stuck with a line: Little Buick wins the wedding.

16. I am not stingy, but I have no generous capital.

17. Don't think that Yao Ming is a two-person because he is Wu Dalang.

18. Staying up late, because there is no courage to end the day, because there is no courage to start this day.

19. - If one day I become a pervert, don't forget, I used to be simple.

20. The narcissistic component is beyond the balance, and that is narcissism.

21. If you don’t wear a wedding dress for me, I will put it on you.

22. After several passes, the clothes are rubbed and the sparks are not seen.

23. Congratulations on your change from a third party to a fourth one.

24. If you find a good man, you will marry, or you will run later.

25. I’m annoying when I see the “starting school” on the cover of my mobile phone qq.

26. We only have one earth! So everyone should love her; there is only one me on earth, so everyone should love me too.

27. -// On the day of your wedding. Can you let me be your groom?

28. The torch is a shape of ice cream in the shape of a stool. Does it agree with wood?

29. This tree is planted for me, and this chrysanthemum is open for you. If you want to pick this chrysanthemum

30. Don't be nervous when you see your sister. Because tension is useless.

31.) ╰ ╰ 般 like me, ー like 旳拽, ー like a man "I don't want to

32. Why did you suddenly find yourself mature by buying underwear??

33. Don't think that if you are tanned, you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

34. Please don't discharge me. I don't have the money. I can't afford to show the caller ID.

35. God gave me ten filigree fingers, but I used them to dig my nose.

36. Your neighbor is called Mahler. You are next door to Mahler.

37. Most idiots are stupid by themselves, so they are also called "stupid".

38. What a terrible foolishness an educated fool.

39. Whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it will not be a good hat.

40. Don't say that I am crazy, because I have never been normal. Don't compare with neurological diseases.

41. I wish all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years.

42. It’s another boring day. Whose dad has time? Wow, let’s talk about it. . .

43. I have to read a little more books, even if I am a hooligan in the future, then there is a cultural hooligan.

44. Although brother is not a horse, it is not a general donkey.

45. Isn't it all the traffic on the 1st? What does the woman say about her traffic on the 25th? Do you understand?

46. ​​Every time I feel bad, I can't eat, I feel sorry for myself.

47. ◇◆丶 I will take the test tomorrow. I will definitely see an empty question, and I will never be lazy.

48. There are few in the world who can really get happiness and get what they have become a myth for people to commemorate.

49. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I am on Sina Weibo and you are on Tencent Weibo.

50. The quality of the teacher's lectures determines the flow of this month. You have done all the hard things to get up, and there is something that can stump you!!

51. A woman can really be very embarrassed, very arrogant, unreasonable, what is great, and sooner or later she is sold for sugar.

52. When students are studying, the most desirable thing is to sleep and sleep to wake up ***\"

53. In fact, 10086 is also very frustrating, and cares so many people every day.