2014 latest QQ domineering signature

1. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but a quick test. Others are reviewing themselves but are preparing for it.

2. You dare to pick out the watermelon seeds every time and give me the watermelon meat, I will marry you!!!

3. When I was a child, my neighbors often sighed at me and said: Now it’s so beautiful, what should I do when I grow up?

4. Those who have a crush on me. It’s really not far from the end, how can you be so calm?

5. I was alive in the mid-term exam, but still strong. I really admire myself.

6. Do you know? The principle of being a man is too important. Do you eat the goods and reduce the fat? How do you do it?

7. I typed on Baidu to find "a person who is more shameless than me." Baidu said, "I'm sorry, I didn't find someone who is more shameless than you!"

8. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I will return you after hearing the sound.

9. Please remember: First, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first article.

10. In the face of soaring prices, complaints and condemnations are meaningless. It is the right way to vent anger and recover losses by adding more chili oil and vinegar.

11. It turns out that the desire to lose weight is strong, and how loud it is when you are hungry!

12. I have this tooth! All the blue sky will be ruled by the ruler. In the past, the back pain and leg cramps, but I have used a little treasure, hey, guess what, my mother no longer has to worry about my study. !!

13. Listening to Xu Zhi'an's song, "Why are you carrying me to love others?", I can't help feeling in my heart. Xu Zhi'an's girlfriend is really strong.

14. Mom asked me if I have a boyfriend, I said no, my mother said: This can be, I said: This is really not...

15. In order to master more of a meal, I am practicing my left hand to make chopsticks.

16. My daily state is very regular: I didn't wake up in the morning, I didn't wake up in the afternoon, and I had a chicken blood in the evening...

17. Go to the supermarket to buy things, see the uncle of the sale alone playing mahjong, curious, ask him what to play, uncle looked pale and light, understatement: Lianliankan.

18. I am! When I was young, I had autism and I had autism. Now I have depression...

19. I went to the Internet cafe today and saw a child playing CF. He found that he was blowing a computer screen and took a closer look. I told him that the smoke bomb was blowing.

20. Every time I write my ideology and morality, I have an impulse to cut my hands full of evil.

21. My mother summed up the reasons for my long flesh in eight words: I can't keep my mouth, I can't move my legs.

22. I just went to buy a small goldfish, and finally I saw the fish think about it or don’t buy it and let them live for a few more days.

23. The bus driver stared at me as if I didn't buy a ticket. I also stared at him, as if I bought a ticket!

24. Good and good, bad and bad, not unreported... You are too heavy, I can't hold it.

25. I think the theme of "Titanic" and "Soldier Assault" seem to: don't give up, don't give up, live well, do meaningful things.

26. You laugh and laugh, why do you learn to laugh back, see if you have done something good, and scared the grandfather who was riding a tricycle.

27. I asked my friend what is heaven. My friend told me that heaven is where all women are, but where your wife is not.

28. Catch the mosquitoes that bite you? What else can you do, care for him, raise him, and let him go to college, and then buy a house wife... After all, there is blood in his body~

29. I: Rogue, we must have a rogue personality; nerves, we must have a nerve temperament; evil people, we must have the ability to do evil.

30. Oh, you look like 7/2. .

31. Make a mess together, laugh together after the most important ten years, what can be more reliable in life!

32. Eye exercises:!!!!!

33. Tell you a secret, men who love crazy and android phones must be good men, they will not stay at night, because they have to go home to charge at night.

34. I have a stomachache today and I want to vomit. There was an exam in the afternoon, half of the exam, I couldn’t help but vomit. The teacher came over and said with concern: "What is the problem that is too disgusting?"