Garfield

· I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to exercise.

· With pasta, who will eat mice?

· The trouble with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will be gone.

· I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe it, but it is free anyway, and there is no evidence that it is not working.

· I really don't want to get up, especially if I am still ill, but I still have to stay sick and eat.

· Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· Children in the back seat will have an accident, and accidents in the back seat will give birth to a child.

· People should love animals because they are delicious.

· I am fat, I am lazy -- but I am proud!

· Although Ody is a dog, it sometimes lives like a dog.

· Today is Monday, everything is wrong, what should I do? oh I got it. ----Hey! Today, even the gravity of the earth is not in the spirit. - Garfield quotations

· Who will eat a delicious dinner and not catch the mouse? Eating a mouse will make you bad breath.

· Happiness is to sleep on a TV with a temperature.

· Odi, a dog named Oudi, is not a good thing when listening to the name!

· Do you know what is called “diet”? God! "Diet" and "death" sound like this.

· Cats will inevitably have a time when they are counted by dogs. - Garfield quotations

· Jon wants to cut my nails! It’s terrible... how can you survive without weapons?

· Our cat's character is very proud. There is only one exception... when there is something to eat.

· Maybe there is something more important in life than eating and sleeping. Maybe I should consider the feelings of others and be better for Oudi.

· Santa: Well~ Hey, how about forgetting Garfield? The world wants 20 pounds of spaghetti.

· I am using my breathing to exercise my abdominal muscles. ——Garfield famous sayings

· I am so fat, I am so lazy, I am proud of it!

· Sometimes I don't like others to be nice to me.

· I really have to try to like Odyssey! But how can this big fool call me like it?

· I believe that the world will become more suitable for living: if countries can handle disputes between them peacefully... If everyone smiles at strangers... If no one is going to steal... If people laugh and laugh... If every Individuals feed their cats with spaghetti... If we love our family the most... If people respect each other... If there is no more violence in movies and TV... If there is no more illiterate... If the family can communicate more Some... If friends are more friendly... If everyone stops at least once a week, pet a cat.

· Do you know what people hate most? It is someone who is in a good mood. ——Garfield famous sayings

· My nickname is "Lightning Mouth"!

· I have not encountered pasta that I don't like.

· Our male cats like to live alone...

· I hate cute things.

· I can't stand cat hair unless it's my own. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· I want you to shout together: "I am fat! I am proud of it!"

· Be sure to remember that “the circle is beautiful”.

· Sometimes it is still violent.

· Feelings are always difficult to ponder.

· You are too beautiful, Nemo. But you remember, beautiful people are stupid, they are big fools! ——Garfield famous sayings

· Devil... I like this title.

· Attack everything you can eat.

· When you start playing, you know how boring your life is.

· I hate the morning! I hate this stupid feeling, I hate this cold floor. I hate being good. I hate pretty people! I hate people who please others! I hate the toaster! I hate hateful things. But... I like to hate dogs!

· I like to sleep, so that I can rejuvenate, increase my intelligence, and escape from reality. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· Sleeping after eating all day, it will make people feel depressed.

· Do you know why I hate Nemo? Not because it is young, slim and beautiful. It is because it reminds me of being old, fat, and ugly.

· What is dieting? It is a kind of self-denial. Fortunately, I can eat, and I don't want to deny myself.

· What is life? Life is like a hot bath. It is very comfortable when washing. But the longer you wash, the more wrinkled your skin is.

· Don't bother me, I want to be depressed. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· Overeating, sleeping late and cynicism is me.

· Hey--Don't tell them that I have done a good thing, this will affect my image!

· The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know; why you learn.

· Love is like a photo, and it takes a lot of darkroom time to train.

· It’s always yours, and others will take it away. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gives you room to choose friends.

· Working hard will not lead to death! But I won't prove it myself.

· Sleeping beautiful, 16 hours, I like to sleep short.

· Banknotes are not omnipotent and sometimes require a credit card.

· To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend. ——Garfield famous sayings

· Be careful to love your neighbors, but don't let her husband know.

· Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

· Don't wait for tomorrow to make a difference and find an excuse. Find it today.

· The dream now determines your future, so stay awake for a while.

· Work is very interesting! Especially looking at other people's work. - Garfield quotations

· I don't watch TV every time I eat, sometimes I watch TV while eating, and some changes in my life will add fun.

· I only eat four types of food a day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

· Today I am going to stand up! ... I will prone first today and support tomorrow.

· Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I don't think it is good.

· Odi is shivering outside the window, really pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I sit and watch it? I have to do something. Garfield pulled the curtains. - Garfield's famous sentence

· The characteristics of a person who fails are continually failing. If you want to see his failure, he will not let you down.

· I will never do anything sorry for Ody in the future, ... maybe, maybe not forever.

· The ball is also a figure.

· Today is New Year's Day. I decided to sleep no more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24...121.6 days... Call me to get up on May 3!

· The belly is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· You brought an old, useless guy back, and it wasn’t me.

· Love comes quickly, and only pork rolls are eternal.

· Garfield is definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must have been born for Garfield.

· Oudi, let's go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.

· I should be polite to Ody. ————I am sorry, Odi? Now I have done it. - Garfield quotations

· I can't let the chicken write behind my name.

· This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight

· Odie, go, let's go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

· You can let the kitten leave the patties, but you can't let the patties leave the kitten.

· If you don't want to give something to eat, you have to let it think about something. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· The cutest thing is a small table with a pork roll.

· ——I am dreaming? - There is no me in the quilt, not sleeping...

· There are many more important things in the world than money, such as pasta.

· It's great to be able to get fun from this exercise that doesn't allow weight gain.

· Garfield wants three wishes: "The first is to have a pork roll, the second is a pork roll, the third one, hey, you are wrong, I want more wishes, then I can get more The pork roll is." - Garfield's famous sentence

· Can you return the Monday to us now? There are also Wisconsin and Chocolate in Wednesday and throughout August. ... yes, one more thing, can you return my coin to me?

· A beautiful lady told Jon that you are so cute, and you asked me what is wrong!

· If you can't beat your enemies, join them.

· Narman, hello. I am now in Abu Dhabi. The worst part here is not the lack of spaghetti, nor the thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is that it is packed with cute cats that are mailed!

· "Garfield, you won't really want to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail?" "No, Narman, I won't. I will use slow pieces, which can be cheaper." Garfield famous words

· No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.

· Jon, if you guess how many chocolate beans are inside, the things in this jar will be yours. - I guess you have eaten them all. --you guessed right!

· Narman: Garfield, are you here to defend me? Garfield: No, I came to confirm that you are guilty. ... You said that the cat committee will sentence Narman how many years in prison, I think it is best to judge 99 years. ...

· Can you help me with your return? Help me apply for a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!

The problem with dogs is that they do not have an ON/OFF switch on them. ——Garfield's famous sentence

· I have to say sorry to Oudi --- now have to say two.

· Come here! I am going to sleep today for the third nap.

· I am bungee jumping, can't you see it?

Garfield saw the puppy Ody ran into an old castle and followed. Open a door, a hall black and winter. Garfield shouted: "Oddy!" Echo: "Oddie - Oddy - Odi -" Garfield shouted: "Where are you?" Echo: "Where are you? - Where are you? - You Where?—” Garfield thought: This sounds good. Garfield continued to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" Echo: "Impossible - nonsense - 瞎 —— - deceptive -"

· Jon: "Garfield, guess what I brought to you?" Garfield: No matter what, just eat it. - Garfield quotations

· Jon is taking a shower and Garfield is sleeping. Garfield: Those who sing while taking a shower should pull to the street to shoot.

· Garfield waited for dinner at the dinner table, but Jon was busy going out. Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten something important? ... Garfield: You know, it is a felony to not give cats breakfast in some states.

Garfield: A long time ago, there was a little girl............She.........She was as ugly as nothing in the freezer! !

· Garfield holds an ice cream in his hand and says to odie: odie, do you want to lick it? Odie is full of joy and sincerely looking forward to Garfield. Garfield put out her tongue and rubbed it hard on Odie's face, and continued to eat ice cream...

· Although Ody is a dog, it sometimes lives like a dog. --------Cat philosopher - Garfield quotation

· Hi! Raise your head high and take a big step forward! You have to prove to people that you are not a potato that you are bullying.

· You have a bird in your hand, that is not enough.

· Garfield's diet tips: 1. Don't plan to eat enough to come to the second round, the first time you have to get enough food. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to a negative 5 kg. 3. Never eat slimming sugar. 4. Don't make a girlfriend at the restaurant or pastry shop. 5. Lose weight should eat more vegetables, so you should eat pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits and so on. 6. Cold food should not be eaten. 7. Leave a little bit for each meal, don't eat it all – for example, the cherry on the new ground in ice cream). 8. More with people who are fatter than you.

· The speed at which a cat rushes to food is proportional to the amount of food.

· Today is New Year's Day.. I decided to sleep for no more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case: 8x365/24..121.6 days.. May 3 call me to get up! - Garfield famous phrase

· Today, I am going to stand up.....Oh, yeah, yeah... I’m going to prone today...........tomorrow... .......

· My weight is just right - the equivalent of an aircraft carrier, Jon: This is a photo of me and Garfield going to the park. This is Garfield sitting with a bird of three hundred dollars. This is what I am doing. Philippine lunch payment - a total of three hundred dollars...

· Today I am going to stand up!... Today, I will prone and stay up tomorrow.

· Whoever loves, love me, love it, love it, and get out of it! Don't take your so-called love and ruin my heart

· Love is like a photo, it takes a lot of darkroom time to train. - Garfield famous words

· I just finished the 14-day diet, the only time I lost was two weeks.