Guo Jingming's classic quotations - spoof

1 A lot of things that we thought we would never forget, are forgotten by us in the days we never forget.

Do you know why? As long as you drink melatonin, you should remember it, and forget it.

2 I know that I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on my own way than anyone else. I keep looking back, lame, and then I throw away my rushing forward.

The money clip was lost, look back, squatting, see if there is any on the road, no, run, rush to report.

3 You give me a tear, I saw all the ocean in your heart.

Observed by a high power electron microscope, the tears contain a lot of microbes, which is dazzling, just like diving in the sea.

4 If God wants to destroy a person, he must first make him crazy. But I am crazy for so long, why God still does not destroy me.

God's heart, I sent so many winter powder sisters to your bed, a small sample, see how long you can hold.

5 The love that is engraved behind the chair will be like a flower on the concrete, and there will be no wind, lonely forest.

The chair is too hard, the cement floor is too cold, there are many mosquitoes in the wild, don't worry about saving money, and you can open the house directly.

6 In this sad and bright March, I passed through my thin youth, through the purple sable, through the kapok, through the sorrows and impermanence that looming.

In fact, he rode a pig, the pig was frightened, ran all the way, scratched his clothes, and finally rushed into the muddy pond and threw him into the mud.

7 When you laugh once, I can be happy for a few days; I can see you crying once, I am sad for several years. Cry again.

You laughed once, I was sick for a few years, you cried once, I was happy for a few days, beg you, cry again.

8 Lonely people will always remember everybody who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you still remembering my loneliness over and over again in every night of starry night.

The more girls around, the less satisfied, the more kinky.

9 Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk again. When I talk, I don’t dare to look at it again.

The front is to see the back of the crushing nose bleeding, followed by the crush turned his face, he said to himself, "relief, dinosaurs."

10 I count your smile every day, but when you laugh, you are lonely. They said that your smile is beautiful and falling.

How many times have you laughed at other men, I remember, hehe.

11 The warmth in my life is so much, I gave it to you, but you left me, you told me how to laugh at others again.

Hey, dare to marry me, look for 10 girlfriends to show you tomorrow.

12 Once there was also a smile in my life, but in the end it was dissipated like a fog, and that smile became a rushing river buried deep in my heart, unable to cross, the sound of the river became my daily every Singing in despair at night.

Excuse me, adapting the lines of the Westward Journey, this thing really works, the crush is not moving.

13 The glory and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, like the clear stream, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, the warmth is like a spring, I have no hope, I only want you to be happy, don't be sad. ......

As long as you are happy and happy, we will go to bed.

14 The wind blows like a flower-like broken year, and your smile shakes and shakes, becoming the most beautiful embellishment on my life, watching the sky, watching the snow, watching the dark shadows of the season.

I drank a lot that day - your smile was shaking and shaking, and I was impulsive that day - something happened that should not happen.

15 A person always has to take a strange road, look at strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then in a casual moment, you will find that things that you have tried to forget are really forgotten.

I am really happy to be tired of being old.

16 Hiding at a certain time, missing the palm prints of a certain time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stood on the way and stood on the way, let me care.

Peeping and obscenity, life is great fun.

17 Holding my hand, walking with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

From the bathroom to the bedroom, you can touch the bed with your eyes closed.

18 If one day we are not together, we must be together.

The phenomenon of naked chat is born like this.

19 Some people will always be engraved in memory, even if they forget his voice, forget his smile, forget his face, but the feeling when he thinks about him will never change.

Until one day I meet again by chance, I have a beard and you have a pile of meat.

20 Those who have said before that they will never be separated have already been scattered in the world.

The vow that never separates is the omnipotent answer to all love tests, going to bed -- passing the exam, breaking up -- looking for new interview opportunities.