Guo Degang's latest classic quotations

Guo Degang's Quotations:

1. "Grandfather, how is the United States going?" "Ask the village head to go"

2. His photo, posted on the door to avoid evil, and posted bedside contraception.

3. If you have difficulties, you have to help. If you have difficulties, you will have to help.

4. Your physical condition is good. You will know that you will live to death at a glance.

5. You are shameless, quite my charm when I was young.

6. For you to perform is Li Jing, the young gang of Beijing gang...

7. Fall in love with you, I tied my head to my waistband!

8. Yu Qian is in my heart, it is a perfect person... This person is finished.

9. This young man grows up and puts his face on an actor...

10. Do they have a doorstep in their homes, and they will lose if they don’t pick things in the aisle...

11. I drank too much last time, took chopsticks as chicken paws and ate one and a half.

12. The only difference between me and Superman is that I put my underwear inside.

13. "Dad, I am hungry!" "Hungry again, have you not eaten last year?"

14. I think about it... Xinjiang, Chaidamu, is this the third ring?

15. The lock takes a noodle and opens it. A pack of instant noodles can open a plot.

16. Thanks to God for giving me the stew, a blind eye, who took me away?

17. Come to a calf, don't leave the beef, I love to eat onions, and more onions.

18. Donor, this is what Laojiao personally took for you!!

19. What is your name? Don't say it! You say it is a street!

20. I threw the shot and threw it away. The coach said, it’s not a bad idea to go out!

21. Don't leave everyone in the field, I invite everyone to eat - who will go and who will pay.

22. Before the bed, the moonlight is suspected to be frost on the ground. Looking up at the moon, my name is Guo Degang.

23. Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never ask for it.

24. This brain is a large pine nut, open the skull and look at it, and cook it in a bowl.

25. Marriage is the grave of love - if there is no house, you can't even enter the grave!

26. The rogue martial arts, no one can stop it... Scientists will be martial arts, and rogues can’t stop it!

27. Some people say that they want to abandon the traditional cross talk, which is worth a thousand and four hundred big mouths!

28. Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be the next unlucky one.

29. Lobster, sea crab, haha! I love to eat shells! Waiter, give him a plate of melon seeds.

30. The mother's family lives in caves, and the father's family lives in high buildings - this is genital worship!

31. Oh! He grins with me! You think I don't dare to stew you, we have a pot in our house, I have stewed you.

32. Society has progressed, women are strong in life; technology has developed, and men are the weak in bed!

33. Come to heaven, the building is beautiful here, there are signs on both sides: 100 meters around heaven is strictly forbidden!

34. Nowadays, the mobile phone is more advanced, and the color screen, the flip cover, the slide cover, the hit, and the pass.

35. In the performance, the audience gave the actors a basket, one pair, and I didn’t even have a wreath.

36. I am tired, he is sitting here, the dog is sitting here, while the side is high, whoever comes over wonders: Whose twins are this?

37. I asked for a shark's fin fried rice. I didn't find shark's fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark's fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

38. You don't have to pay much for electricity.

39. The pigs are close to the pigs.

40. I haven't been able to win the BMW after all. I can only watch it go out in the sunset. It's not that my engine is not good, but my feet are broken!

41. It’s right to see this, it’s the White House. This white, there are a lot of reporters standing at the door. I saw that I was all around and asked: “Master, do you want a CD?”

42. Is there a two-foot-long lobster? Sorry, there are only two feet long, only two feet long, and there is no lobster with two feet long.

43. The traditional comic dialogue left by the old gentleman has more than 1,000 paragraphs. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost...

44. The old man’s house is full of books, traditional, simplified, ancient, foreign, and oh, this is learned! There are various versions of Jin Ping Mei.

45. Jumping to the death of Coke, I have studied, the effect of the 20th and 2nd layers is different, the second floor is 啪, ah! The 20th floor is ah~~~~~啪! High-tech!

46. ​​We lost our way in the middle of the road. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the southeast and northwest needles... I said that you are all behind, and you have to take advanced methods and throw shoes.

47. On that day, Yu Qian came out, and a wire fell. He was holding his face, nourishing, his face was all black, and he got to the hospital. The doctor asked Yu Qian: Are you a coal mine art troupe?

48. Hey, people are deceived by people, Ma Shan is being riding, riding his neck and pulling it! Pulling dry, I dialed down, diarrhea, I wiped it, riding my neck and pulling dysentery!

49. : Guo Degang, you are not alone! Guo Degang: Yes, trick. :And I. Guo Degang: Hey.

50. Don't beat him, don't yell at him, don't ask for money, talk about it. But the ugly words say that if you have more than 100 yuan, you will get the ticket.

51. If you want to die, I will be buried!

52. The law does not matter if I killed him early.

53. The most people in the world are people.

54. Spending money like a diaper is a good thing.

55. A pound of watermelon, called to be on time.

56. Four major literary classics: Red House, Shui Hu, Beijing, Guo Degang's story selection, and later I did not count the two.

57. He scolded me, I took a step back, he yelled at me again, I took another step back, I have to be behind the wall, he is still jealous, snoring!!

58. I have an agreement with Chinese comics. I am responsible for humor. They are responsible for taste. Nobody can move anything. No one should move.

59. Some fritters are blown out, how long the fork is, like your face, yellow, bite, ah, let go of your face.

60. There are forty gimmicks and eighty pounds of pancakes. This recipe gives two fried dishes. There are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.

61. Some actresses are too shameless to go to sleep with the male director! There are too few female directors. What about these actor?

62. My daughter-in-law said to me, "Speak well, talk about it, let everything be said, and say good things to the cross talk." She also called the child Jackie Chan.

63. The couple does not necessarily have a good relationship, and the relationship is not necessarily a couple of two; the comic master does not necessarily say cross talk, and the singer does not necessarily know the score.

64. In my small decade and 12 years in high school, I was rated as the most familiar face of the whole school. The new teacher came to me to inquire about the inside story of the school...

65. Ma thin hair long hoof fat, son stealing is not a thief. My grandfather is a big grandmother, and the old couple haven’t seen anyone for many generations.

66. In the Journey to the West, Elder Tang Tang Tang took a servant, called Sha Heshang, and two pets, a monkey and a pig, the story of tourism.

67. Father is in good health, that is, his mouth is full of teeth, there is a tooth left, and he still has teeth in his mouth... He has a slap in his eyes.

68. The purpose of the actor standing on the stage is to make you laugh. It is not to educate you. An actor is crying and crying to educate the audience. It is a crime.

69. Yu Qian’s father, grows up, looks at his heart. Significantly fierce! Speak first.

70. I have come to such a person, thank you, too much. If you don’t have a real month, you will still be a year. I will give you a good old age and wish you happiness in your old age.

71. Tian Er flew up and went down the road with his head down. He took a head and made a slight contest with the stone... Tian Er lost.

72. I am a jade and ice-clear person. I am synonymous with my sturdy and sturdy spirits. Wherever I go, I will follow where the Jiejie archway is. I will never take it out.

73. I love reading books. My house is full of portraits of scientists, Marx, Engels, Zu Chongzhi, Lenin, Crayon Shinchan, Harry Potter...

74. In the past, many swimsuits, the swimsuit in the past, opened the swimsuit to see the buttocks, now the swimsuit, open the butt to see the swimsuit.

75. He is delicious, and the big cake rolls are eaten with rice. That thing is porcelain, when it’s time. Sometimes come to the background, pick up two pounds to cut the cake and prepare it for use.

76. I have been an artist for more than a week.

77. I want to be a chef performing artist...

78. A tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good driver.

79. It is the duty of every citizen to be punished according to law!

80. Whoever does not know him, who has not eaten pork.

81. As the saying goes, "People go higher, urine goes down."

82. If I can't beat you, I will turn your face with you.

83. I haven't eaten for a few days, and everyone is like a pancake.

84. Take your own path and want to say who is going to say who is going. ......

85. Do not even eat fried noodles? You forgot this!!!

86. Young people, you are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning.

87. Crosstalk pays attention to four homework: pit. Meng. Turn. Cheat!

88. I dare to enter you for help! Dress up very carefully!

89. When the bank charges, it says: “This is in line with international practice!” The service said: “I want to consider China’s national conditions!”

90. Teacher Yu Qian, the cross talk is good, ... the belly is also wide, we all call him "the reunion queen."

91. Yu’s family has a lot of money for generations, and his great ancestors used to be the second guard of the former Qing Dynasty with scissors.

92. Someone also yelled at me: Guo Degang’s cross talk has no taste and no rules. It is necessary to rule that you see the flag going.

93. I want to eat a burger, pack a piece of paper and uncover it; I want to eat a crab and uncover it; I want to drink milk and get a slap on my head.

94. Beef noodles, rice noodles, a Japanese, come over, what to eat? This, the Japanese hand pointed: cattle poop!

95. Revenge the days of poverty before you buy it! Buy a donkey in the car, donate money on the bus, save the bike and don’t pay the price...

96. Some viewers in Tianjin said: After 50, it is an artist. Your chamber pot in the Tang Dynasty is also urinating!!

97. Mr. Wang, good academics, stronger than college students, stronger than masters, stronger than doctors, stronger than academicians, you are a martyr.

98. I bought 50 good cars - Alto, Alto, Alto...! Get up with a wire and drive it up like a train!

99. The old vines of the vines are faint, and the bridges are flowing. The ancient road west wind thin horse, the sun sets, the heartbroken people ... in the hospital.

100. We are not masters, nor are our peers, what are the scums, etc., that are all said in the mirror.

101. The programs of our previous majors, the Spring Festival Evening program, if you get the theater, sell tickets, and even the money is not enough.

102. Come to one or two beers, then four more peanuts, wait a minute, there is one, come three.

103. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in. A bad teacher will take you directly to the General Suite!

104. In the future, if you have money, you will make a movie called "House", it must be fire! Tell us the troubles of the people who buy a house...

105. The story told today is not far from now. The elderly at home can go back and ask, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period...

106. Their family has a girl, the older sister looks like his father, the second sister looks like a fuck, the third sister looks good, white, looks like a neighborhood.

Guo Degang's personal profile:

Guo Degang, male, famous comic actor, film and TV actor, TV talk show host.

At the age of 8, he joined the art world. He first visited Gao Qinghai, a predecessor of the book, to study the book. Later, he followed the comic singer Chang Baofeng and learned the cross talk. He also studied with the crosstalk master Hou Yaowen and got the guidance and teaching of many comic writers. In the meantime, he also studied operas such as Peking Opera, Pingju and Hebei Xunzi, and turned to Liyuan for many years. These experiences have played an important role in enriching his cross talk performance.

Through the reference to a variety of art forms, gradually form their own performance style. At the end of 2005, under the interaction of the Internet and the media, Guo Degang took advantage of the situation, and with his many years of hard work and tempering, he became the leader among today's comic actor. In 2019, the Year of the Snake first appeared on the stage of the China Central Television Spring Festival Gala.