Huang Zihua Quotations

Huang Zihua Quotations:

1. We can see you happiness, but you can definitely feel comfortable.

2. I will squint at you and fall into the fire. I will bury my eyes.

3. Deductive actor array, the whole crew shared a toilet, Zhongcun water flushed. One day I went to solve my hand and saw a man who was in the doorway of the door. He opened the door and immediately came out: "The emperor is coming first!" I said to the channel: "You come slowly, I have six The pants should be taken off."

4. The ugliness of the words, now I am going to have a lot of skills: "You are ugly, you are ugly, you have a lot of practical solutions. You have a big nose, D eyes and ears." Make Luo."

5. "Men, do you love brothers and love your wife?" Zihua: "Brothers and wives!"

6. If you are wrong, you have to recognize it. If you want to make a mistake, you have to make a mistake. I heard that I have a mentally handicapped coffee. If you want to make a mistake, you have to recognize it.

7. You are talented, and you are jealous of money. Are you stupid?

8. Howl makeup, ah, you fall to the left makeup, I know that you are called makeup, you fall to the left, I know you are called disguise!

9. The man squats and rolls, unless the body is silver; the man is salty and wet, the chicken sin is all granules!

10. Snow White, who knows how to be a prince, Cinderella knows that the prince has a special hobby, and the Chinese frog frog 噶 锡 tin left frog is light, only the frog becomes generous and prince! The monks have passed through the same prince and the same person? At all, a prince does not know how many flowers, surrounded by ditch women, Zhong Wuliang to play frogs to go to the valley! So, in fact, there is no prince in the world, only the street, the most憎 系 系 扮 扮 扮 扮 扮 扮 扮 扮!

11. I have 400 mosquitoes, and I am a comrade. For the reason, I have a slap in the left, and I have a slap in the left. I am good, 400 mosquitoes and 4 comrades, each with an old water. According to my family, 400 mosquitoes divide 1.2 billion comrades, how many people are there? You call Marx mental arithmetic, I have a bag of knowledge! Communism is good, you are a country, you have 4 people. Luo! Zhong is the best of the other, three people have money for you!

12. It’s as if you are talking about swearing.

13. “National shame, sacrifice urination, complete stools.”

14. Do you know how to lose your life?--Because sleep is not getting rich.

15. A great artist will only be respected by the world after death, and I am more great than the great artist of Genesis D, because I will be respected after death!

16. I took a fruit set called <a mosquito chicken bodyguard>, many people have smashed it. If you are a genius, I am a genius? I can change the name of a play, I predict that I will both the box office! The field burst into laughter again....... A Qiang: You can easily change your name to <a mosquito chicken coffin>, Zihua: What do you mean? A Qiang: The sister is dead! A mosquito chicken has a coffin training Hey, Zhongkai is dead, it’s all right now.

17. D pigs make me a good man, but it makes you a happy woman!

18. Growing up is from illness to no medical treatment.

19. Australian Snow Papaya Lotion - Oh sh.it, My God!

20. In fact, everyone can go to the Red Pavilion to go to the stage! However, there are two red pavilions in Hong Kong: Red | Gymnasium, with the red funeral home ~~! I will go to the left front of the fruit... MJ will 唔Good color, ready to prepare for the sun.. The rehearsal is done... but the order is actually set to the wrong place... The result is to go to the second red hall.

21. You are dealing with a woman, winning you "hup woman", and losing you "being a woman hup", ranking in no particular order

22. In the past ten years, I have shot 3 scenes. Suddenly, I feel that the poor in Africa D are good for food. One meal is three or two meals a week, and the food is very fat.

23. Dodo sister said to me: Zihua, your family is red enough to go to the executive. I am really good at hult, I am already stubborn!

24. Hey: "Is there a mistake! My clothes are 10,000 yuan." Shuang: "One million yuan is definitely bulletproof, and one fish ball does not matter."

25. When you are happy, be yourself, and be happy when you are in the upper body.

26. You are leaving everyone, D atmosphere is really good for vigil today.

27. “D's old-fashioned Japanese D employees: All of them are arrogant and mad, and D employees are complaining about D's old days: they are all moving out of the old gold, driving the dead~”

28. "Developed, promoted, dead wife"? How cruel is it? Hey! I heard you cry and cruel, the most cruel is "developed, promoted, accompanied by his wife"!

29. I am a responsible person. I have a good reading and I have passed the exam. I want my parents to take any responsibility. I signed my own Sun D score and returned to the teacher.

30. As a friend, you are hard to find; you are a water fish, unparalleled in the world!

31. There are two choices in front of my family. First, I believe that there are aliens. Once I am an expert friend, I am foolish. I am sure that I believe that I am an expert friend. District expert Lijia! It is me. Stupid left.

32. I have the most two kinds of people in my life: one is racist, the second is black.

33. Therefore, Liang Jinsong and his family are very good, the economics of the canal is bankrupt, the personality of the canal is also bankrupt, and the canal is broken. I am supposed to bully, wisdom and low-profile people.

34. You can buy it when you are born, you can buy cosmetics. You can buy a plane, buy a cannon, buy a house You buy a car! You buy the "Lingzhi", and my family is called "Zhizhi"! I am a person called "Lingzhi", my family of three is "Lingzhi", I am changing to "Mitsubishi".. Buying Department "Ling Zhi" changed to "Mitsubishi" good Yin public frame!

35. A small array of quarantines separated from Chen’s milk into a husband’s husband: “Why are you going to die and you are going to die?” Then, after going to Panyu, A Chen’s wife talked again: “Death, you’re dead. How many additions?" So I thought all the way to death, that is, to go to the street, and to bury it will go far. Because A Chensheng is very generous every time.

36. A small array of squads, I am afraid of death. I think that before the D people will die first. In the history book, people will die. A lot of people know how to use history, and you can hear the death of D people in history. I have never had a history book that mentions the name of Huang Zihua. I will die. The most important thing is that even if you die, you will be the same.

37. One day, you will definitely buy stocks. Yes, you will be stupid to buy stocks when you are in a tight conversation. I am a big enough to play with a big girl, and my family is playing with a girl!

38. D people say that smoking is harmful to health, stems, a pack of cigarettes, a few skins, ten packs of food, a few old water left, a few days of life? The wilderness is harmful to health. The game is also harmful to health, and KaraOK is also harmful to health. Shopping? Hey, last year's shop once, the difference is over the years!

39. The fine roads have sexual needs, but the department will speak about Li. Because the canal knows that sex is like a wild, you can talk about it! Because the canal knows that if the channel is called a fighting star, the naughty baby, the horse is awkward, in fact, it is a disguised person. But if you call you a salty wet baby, you will be out of the canal. I believe that the company can try: "Miss Lin, I introduce a new colleague, you know, it is a salty wet baby. '

40. Every time I go to the mainland, there must be at least ten stories to tell. The songs have to be sung, and a song has a comprehensive experience of the mainland: "Ten ancient cubs, nine trolling, dripping, frightening the stomach, ** kidnapping, tyrants, and the mainland, will be heart-wrenching, Ah, a ghost, a ghost, you are dead, the law is always reversed, everyone is consciously willing to be an ant, because Marcos you have no sun problem, because you can have no problem with the sun!

41. After a man’s hair is raised, the woman will tell the man: “Oh, my husband, you are a singer, you have time to turn over and accompany me to grow up!” The man said: “I’m 咗达咗 来 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪 陪!

42. Wrong, basically, I spent the first time to the middle five. The most popular debate topic in the school is: "Do middle school students fall in love?" I think that I should debate the "middle school students should study?"

43. I believe that curses can kill people, unless you are close to the same person for three days and three nights: many people die and you die... Many people die and you die...!

44. The biggest dreams of wage earners are, the performance, the food, the performance of 4 grain-8 food, the more the better! Tight, 摞 compensation!

45. If you dream, you will have a dream and force you to die. For example, if you want to change your job for a month, can you fire it with you?

46. ​​Lost love will make you grow. Before I fell out of love, I always felt that all the questions in the world have answers.~ Until I fell in love. Azhen, do you want to love me? Azhen 俾咗 a classic answer me, Awkward words: "The love system is awkward, and the system can explain the frame, so I can ask."

47. If Fan Xue A sir asks me wild can be okay to be good! "Huang Zihua, the object burning point needs oxygen?" "A sir, the system is awkward, the system can explain the frame, please ask me La!"

48. I saw a family. My father used to do the same thing and took care of the same child. I told you that my family was a good father. My mother played mahjong in the day, but there was no squatting girl.啲 系 母 母 母 啰 啰 啰 啰 ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; I have too many requests and ask for food to be burnt, but I am asking for a comfortable death!

49. BB is only a general name, the channel has a formal generous, physiological generous name, the scientific name of the channel is: big belly, painful family, noisy house, closed, pull, urine, book teaching, no wind, no waves, at least wash your four million, Zhongkai must pay back the money!! So I want to be born BB people must be clear!

50. Department, I am a traitor, but I am so arrogant, bright and upright, I am a traitor, and I am a traitor!

51. I pre-ordered the Thunder, but before I was in the Thunder, I was pleasing to the eye, and I was going to bury it.

52. Women are full, jealous, and jealous! So dangerous!

53. The most risky things are waiting to die, you must wait!

54. A string of time and a string of gold, and then a string of people to fight pot gold.

55. You can use my generous pig head to challenge me to be a brick

56. I want to solve the legal age of 18 years old. Because I am 18 years old, I am responsible for myself in law! -- Superfluous, before I was 18 years old, I would drive to the ground. Responsible for myself? Before I was 18, I could save the road at any time: "I believe, I am seventeen and a half years old. Do you dare to kill me?"

57. Wrong, most people have old beans, which is equal to most cars with a radio. But the system is like the option嚟咋, and the 唔 is a frame car. So I’m going to make a fine 憎啲儬 憎啲儬 成 成 成 成 成 成 : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我 我The car is open and surrounded by a big bang!" You are not as good as saying: "You are old and open, using unleaded petrol."

58. It is necessary to make trouble with you, but I will make you a testimony.

59. I feel guilty about a fanciful person, D is naive, and can be indifferent to a real unfortunate person, D is really growing up.

60. Luo Wen is a sage of Hong Kong. If a society is a sage, you are not a sage. You are a saint when you are not dead.

61. Life is like a meteor shower, short and beautiful. If you don't have time to talk, please camp with me.

62. So I said that a person must read more books, you can really understand why you are not working!

63. Marxism is a theory that is a subject in the university. It’s too serious, unless you are a student, majoring in a subject. If you follow the family, you can talk about it: "Hey, Ma Sheng, because you are a scorpion, China alone knows how many millions of people are left." Marcos conversation: "Scared!, reading will kill more." People? You have a big day exam in China!?"

64. There is only one thing in the world that is better to say, it is Marcosism!

65. "No matter how long I am in the future, whether it is a long time, a world or a world, the most important thing is to be active. Turn over my "Girls' Tibetan Mastiff" insider" - "Today's True D" classic program preview One word breaks the meaning of life: Is it a positive life to kill people?

66. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a platoon to do so because, according to a major official in Hong Kong, the slogan of the slogan is a year of life. The unemployment rate in Hong Kong will drop. It’s hard to solve it. Ha ~~ Do a low channel! Shorten the life of the canal!

67. The man is most happy to be his wife to take care of himself. "Wife's birthday is of course to go to Dongguan with his wife." Then my wife said, "I know you are going to die." When a man is happy, he knows that all men are Gan or most of the men are sweet.

68. I want to borrow money to marry people. Because I advertised in a newspaper in Guangzhou: "Strong debt collection, success in collecting money! Means legal! Strength in place! National acceptance! One day collection!"

69. Before the fat is just a panel problem, ah! Look good, or your personal health problems, but you know that Yijiafei has a moral problem, you can solve the problem Because you eat too much, more than you need to be generous, in other words, your system is wasted, your system is wasting tight? The earth is full of resources, in other words, you are environmentally friendly, so you are morally ethical. Hey!

70. No matter how good the world is, there is a person in the society who always has confidence in you. If you are a tax bureau, you will always have to pay in advance.

71. Usually prostitutes are confident, I know you, you are more popular, and you are looking for more people. You are enough to have an egg that is popular and is being sought after by hundreds of millions of sperm.

72. Ge D couple will solve the divorce? It is day to night, wake up and awake: "Ah? Is it yours?" So divorce.

73. Tell me the truth, I have been doing it for many years. I have never tried to have a girl. I am going to come over and tell me "I am good to you". The closest thing to the fruit is to come over and tell me, "My grandmother is good at you" or "I am a good wife."

74. Everyone knows that for women, the shirt is a serious collision!

75. I love falling in love with a big thing! --- 奸人坚

Huang Zihua's personal profile:

Huang Zihua was born on September 5, 1960 in Hong Kong, China. Actor, moderator, screenwriter, singer, founder of Hong Kong Dong Xiao. Graduated from the University of Alberta, Canada with a Bachelor of Philosophy.

In 1984, he entered the screenwriter training class of TVB. After that, he joined the Hong Kong Repertory Theatre and Commercial Radio. He was the host of the Hong Kong Radio "Close-up Youth" and "Sexuality Good" programs, and also served as a screenwriter. In 1990, Huang Zihua began the creation of Dong Xiaoxiao with his original performance form, Dong Xiaoxiao, "The History of Flesh in the Entertainment Circle". In 1992, he wrote and performed "God Count" into the film circle. In 1999, he participated in the first TV series "Song Wang Song Shi Jie II". In 2000, the scene comedy "Men and Girl Love" starring Zheng Yuling won the "Best Drama" at the TVB Thousand Stars Awards Ceremony, with a maximum audience rating of 50 points. In 2006, he began to tour the world of Dongxiaoxiao. In 2019, he first boarded the Hong Kong Red Pavilion to open the world tour of the "Function of Flesh and Blood".

On December 16, 2019, Huang Zihua won the best actor in the award ceremony with "My Sheng Lady".