Amazing quotations

1. I am really busy recently, and it is difficult to guarantee 16 hours of sleep a day!

2. I am Zuo Qinglong, right white tiger, and a Mickey Mouse on the shoulder.

3. I sat on a stone of 150 million years and made an afternoon stay...

4. Wu Tenglan and Master Kang both accompanied me on New Year's Day...

5. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa...

6. The system actually suspected that I was flooding, and there was no tap around me. Uh... I understand, there is a body...

7. The shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to work hard.

8. If God is open to being against others, it is difficult for anyone to deal with.

9. If you can't change your looks, then you will change your expression.

10. I am thinking very much about Dongpo meat, but my emotions are very salty and ribs.

11. Good horses don't eat grass, so I never go back and go around, and I run into the grass again.

12. No one looks down on you, because others don't even marry you, everyone is very busy.

13. You are very good, and even if you see you in Sun Wukong, you will be given three sticks.

14. Men like popular women

15. I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not big enough.

16. My youth owes me 10 million, so I won't let it go before I pay off the money.

17. I originally wanted to eat sorrow in one bite, but I ate it as a fat man.

18. I can't find it all the time, and I still sigh at the waist. I hate it, I have a lot of flowers.

19. You are not a special person, it is a strong face.

20. Turtles can compete in rabbits, but they are just taking the road.

21. The extinction of dinosaurs is because makeup creates a beautiful woman.

22. The lie will always be exposed, and the wig will always be exposed by the wind.

23. Once you were my heaven and earth, now you are replacing you in all directions.

24. Only when the train station is long and long, can you truly realize that you are a "transfer of the dragon."

25. I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has been devalued.

26. The tortoise is able to race through the rabbits, but in fact it is just the way to go.

27. Classic sentence: I didn't say that you are shameless, I mean that shameless is like you.

28. Let's learn the bird language and learn to be a bird.

29. There are many ancient love stories and there are many contemporary love accidents.

30. Every day, I make a circle on the calendar. It was only on Sunday that I discovered that the days were ellipsis.

31. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But brother, you forced me to do this.

32. I really want to take care of your public voice: "Hey!"

33. I haven't been able to win the BMW after all. I can only watch it go out in the sunset. It's not that my engine is not good, but my car chain is gone.

34. I always wander between cow a and cow c.