Guo Degang

· People live for fame and fortune, very good, I just want to make money. I can eat well, dress well, and live well, so I can talk about it. If someone throws a billion, I will say a cross talk every day, and I will not do it.

· The moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, looking up at the moon, my name is Guo Degang.

· Take your own path and want to say who is going to say who is going.

· Do they have a doorstep in their homes, and they are lost if they do not pick things in the aisle.

· A lot of cross talks are compiled, this is true

· I went to the restaurant to eat. Do you have chicken? Waiter: Hey! I am! ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· My cross talk will be ruined for Spring Festival Evening!

· I am very pleased with the many people coming.

· Live, die~~~~~

· Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen?

· I am a famous comic actor "Guo Degang" - Guo Degang's Quotations

· Crosstalk pays attention to four homework: pit. Mongolian. Turn. cheat!

· Do you have this sentence in the background?

· Singing more than 16,000 times

· I don't know you. I am a big scientist. I have been a scientist for more than a week.

· In the mountains, the beasts in the clouds, the land, the cattle and sheep, the sea bottom, the monkey head, the bird's nest, the shark's fin, the bear's paw, the deer's tail! Open the scorpion and open the back molars. The food is like the Yangtze River, like a wind and a cloud, just like the earthen box... ——Guo Degang’s Quotations

· The law doesn't matter if I killed him early!

· My artist has been worshipping for more than a week~~~~~

· The pancake roll is eaten with rice

· Good talks! Promote truth, kindness, beauty, and fragrant

· English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslavian, Northern Slavic, Sislavic... will speak foreign languages ​​in 8 countries, and the Eight-Power Allied Forces will not take a heavy look at the street. Guo Degang's famous sayings

· This matter is not far from now, and there are old people in the family who can go back and ask - during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

· Rogue martial arts, no one can stop it

· Thank God for giving me the stew

· A scientist with a line

· Yu Qian, this person, okay, no matter what you do or the business on the stage, really, oh! ...... No, I just came in with a little bug in my mouth... ——Guo Degang’s famous saying

· Yu Qian, good angle! Speaking to learn to sing....say okay

· Can you manage it? Am I going to do this with you? I am with you but this!

· What are you calling here, don’t tell me, you say that you are counting the street.

· Whoever knows Yu Qian, who has never eaten pork

· Speaking of comics, I’m sweating, you don’t sweat when you see people, people are sweating – Guo Degang’s famous sentence

· We are going to let Yu Qian commit suicide to thank the world...

· Yu Qian is in my heart, it is a perfect person... This person is finished.

· The brain is like a pine nut, open a bowl of stewed

· I made a mistake! I said wrong, what do you think of me!

· These troublesome people have donated money to God 7? ——Guo Degang's famous sayings

· From now on, I will never eat a lobster again!

· Come one or two beer, then four more nuts, wait a minute...

· I am a second-hand scientist

· I haven’t eaten for a few days, see who is like a pancake

· 300, Guan Jinyong or the US Embassy’s wife are all sitting 300 - Guo Degang's famous sentence

· A country with picturesque scenery like spring - Tongxian, Baoding.......

· What are you doing, why? Why not fight for a hundred dollars.

· For you to perform is Li Jing, the young gang of Beijing gang...

· There are more than a thousand traditional comic dialogues. After we work hard, there are still four hundred paragraphs left...

· "I am the representative figure of Yu Jie Bing Qing! I am a martyrdom, a professional martyr!" - Guo Degang's famous sentence

· Shangyu knows the girl, and knows the shoes.

· First practice the bicycle and don't have a big public.

· Living in Taiwan... No car at night

· What is peacekeeping? Peacekeeping. Old and? Old to maintain peace!

· Five-Star Admiral James Corporal - Guo Degang's famous sentence

· Dissatisfied~~~~~~ Don't accept you to plant in the garden!

· Everyone knows that Guan Yu, Liu Bei, and Zhang Feige are three heads on the ground. They are like a person. Later, they followed Tang Yan to learn from the West. This is a story in the Dream of Red Mansions.

· Kara is a dog, I wrote, I plan to write another Yu Qian is a pig.

· The armpits are stunned

· Beautiful, long beard and Zhang Fei. ——Guo Degang's famous sayings

· The cultural heritage of the millennium The learning and tempering of a lifetime brings you a moment of joy and intoxication.

· Lack of housing, lack of car, lack of money, lack of morality

· After the constant efforts of our actors, we finally lost

· A slap in the face of the heart, with a fish on the chest

· There is no place to stay here, and there is no place to stay in the office; ——Guo Degang's Quotations

· Walking and walking, hey, there is a question mark in front of him, Liu Bei has a "噔楞楞楞楞", hey ~ a mushroom, eat the mushroom, Liu Bei is long. Going forward, there is another one, a question mark, a touch, a flower, after eating the flowers, Liu Bei raised his hand, "dumb toot toot" can hit the bullet! coming

· At first, I thought the carburetor was broken. I checked it and I knew that my feet were loose.

· Eat apples by the pool, love to clean, take a sip

· It is said that it is both affectionate and simmered in pork and pork.

· I am not selling at the hair salon, I am buying at the hair salon! ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· Spend a dollar to buy a bottle of mineral water, drink a bite, fake! How are you getting water?

· Take fake cigarettes, drink fake wine, watch fake balls, listen to fake sings, wear fake brand names, wear fake wigs. Under the sun, Wang Ba is true, also called turtle.

· Born, after the eunuch~~

· The moonlight in front of the window, suspected to be the frost on the ground, looking up at the moon, I am Guo ~ get ~ Gang!

· You call it a fat, sitting in a large circle chair, the meat on the body is stuffed into the empty space of the chair, full of stuff, and now you can go down to the chair. ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· The old vines of the vines, the small bridges and the waters. The ancient road west wind thin horse, the sun sets, the heartbroken people ~~~~ in the hospital

· Ma thin hair long hoof fat, son stealing is not a thief. My grandfather is a big man, and the old couple haven’t seen anyone for many generations.

· There is money at home, open a 13-door Cadillac. As soon as I heard the sound, I knew that it was a good machine. It was imported from Germany, and it was "suddenly protruding," and it was three scorpions. As soon as it opened, half of Beijing City smoked black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you: "Sun elders, take over the magical powers."

· There are still a lot of fires, I haven't blamed them.

· Two days of cold, coughing is not just collecting money~ - Guo Degang Quotations

· This has to eat rice, 4 dishes and one soup. Peppercorns, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, fish-flavored pork, cucumber, rice tube

· : "There is a good message, there is a bad message, which one do you listen to?" "What is the bad message?" "We lost our way, I don't know this place, and I guess we have to live by cow dung in the future." What about the message?" "There is cow dung!!"

· I am very pleased with the many people coming. Thank you for coming. Don't leave after a while, eat and go. Who is going to pay for it. Listen to the cross-talking twenty, starting from one thousand six. Smile again and add money.

· Moon and black scorpion frost all over the sky, Jiang Feng fishing fire on the sleep, Gusu outside the Hanshan Temple, you have to buy tickets in the entrance... * The old vines of the vines, the bridges and the waters. The ancient road west wind thin horse, the sun sets, the heartbroken man ~~~ in the hospital, ... the intestines are broken and still not going to the hospital!... I am the first person to tamper with the Tang poetry.

· I went out to perform, the price is not mentioned, who gave me the ticket money? Why not let me make money? I am so hard to earn the nationality, what is the price of the fare? Listen to the cross voice to prove patriotism! ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· I am more and more calm now, and I am happy with anything, so it is easy to create a good comic dialogue.

· Crosstalk can sell such a high price, prove that it is seen, someone loves, this is the pride of cross talk. Let's say that we talk about comics and bring happiness to people. I bring you happiness, you control my meal, it is also a matter of righteousness.

· The Spring Festival Evening is only on the two-meter steps, but I am standing on the 43rd floor of the conference, I am taller than them!

· Your shameless look is the charm of my time.

· Did not stop his door, did not stop his lock, is the bank's insurance lock, he can lick the celery to open it. ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· The brain is like a pine nut, open and cook in a bowl.

· We fell in love with the TV station to say cross talk. Why? Say it! The director arranges to lead the applause. On the stage, "today", 哗~~, "we", 哗~~, "to everyone", 哗~~, "say a phase", 哗~~, "sound", 哗~~, "not to say Ok, oh~~, it’s not good to applaud!

· When a certain child was born, his father fell ill. After returning home, his mother was the least likely. Here is the husband, here is the child, have to control. Feed the baby here, feed the medicine, feed the baby, and feed the medicine. Feed the medicine and feed the milk. His father is very strong and the child has taken the wrong medicine.

· - is a fake tooth - hurry to throw it. - Don't throw it, what a pity. --how? - Tie a small stick, when itching.

· - Wenshun, what to take? - My mother gave the eggs. - Give it to me. - Don't give... Guess, guess a few. - I guess you gave me one. ——......You have to guess that I will give you both of them -............5? ——Guo Degang's famous sayings

· There are twenty people standing at the entrance of the White House. There are men and women, and the pockets are all ready - reporters! I have to pay attention to it, don't be caught by them and throw the Chinese face. Going down, these people are all over: "Do you want the master to sell?" You said that the White House Cultural Bureau is doing it.

· It’s cold, I’ve sent you a coat, and the post office says it’s too heavy. I put the buckle down and put it in my pocket.

· 哎~~~! There was once a chance to make money in front of me, but I did not cherish it. The opportunity has passed and I regret it. If I give me another chance the next day, I hope to tell the village chief: I am willing to go. If it is not for me to add a limit in front of the salary, I hope it is: 400 yuan.

· 0 recommended Guo Degang: I picked up a good job and covered a chimney of more than 70 meters! Yu Qian: It's really good! Guo Degang: After the early greed, the work was done, and the people came to check and accept, and life and death did not give us money! Yu Qian: Quality is not good? Guo Degang: I started to take the drawings down, and people let the wells!

· Shouxing:: Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ Something. Jade Emperor: What happened to Shouxing? Shouxing: Do you have hoes and nails? Let me make it. My sika deer bite the railing. Jade Emperor: Shouxing, how do I follow You said, that deer, you don’t have to ride, you have to feed!~ ——Guo Degang’s famous sentence

· There is money at home, open a 13-door Cadillac. As soon as I heard the sound, I knew that it was a good machine. It was imported from Germany, and it was "suddenly protruding," and it was three scorpions. As soon as it opened, half of Beijing City smoked black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you: "Sun elders, take the magic."

· Guo Degang: Emperor, I hope that the world is peaceful, the people of the world live and work in peace, the country and the people are safe, there is no war, OK? God: This is difficult. To be honest, I am not so capable. Really, I don’t tell you anything else. Can you change the same? I touched someone else's photo with Guo Degang: Emperor, look at this, this is my brother, who grows very cold, can't make it, you can make him beautiful.

· what? You do not know me? My artist! I have been an artist for more than a week.

· The traditional comic dialogue left by the old gentleman has more than a thousand paragraphs. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost...

· I am a rich man. Today, in the background, I drove, they all walked, and the old gentlemen in Tianjin started to go on Tuesday. However, my car, I have a bit of a problem recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought it was dirty with the carburetor. I only knew it when I checked it. It was the foot scorpion... ——Guo Degang’s Quotations

· Let me revitalize the comic dialogue alone? Impossible, it also plays a role of vibration.

· Okay! This plane, like Daihatsu, shakes the glass!

· Tieling is still a few stops in the United States!

· Okay! This plane, like Daihatsu, shakes the glass! ...... Sitting on Daihatsu, Xiali did not report to Tianjin, did not make a big hair, and went to the United States to go...

· The actress is sleeping with the director. What about our actor? ——Guo Degang’s Quotations

· I want to be shameless when I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening.

· Now artists are springing up like mushrooms.

· If the crosstalk is not funny, then it is "funny".

· Traditional cross talks still have more than a thousand paragraphs. After the efforts of our actors, there are more than two hundred paragraphs left.

· There is a person sitting in a foreign car, and his mouth is still shouting: I want to die you! I think this person is short of heart, so that everyone can go to the Spring Festival Evening. I can also go on! ——Guo Degang famous sentence

· On the TV station, I said that the cross talk is mixed, and I hired four hundred people to applaud you.

· I am an artist, all for more than a week.

· Zhao Benshan said that the vulgar is Da Ya, Da Ya is a vulgar, so the two are equivalent to Kunqu.

· There are some cross talks now, and it’s like talking to the news!

· Some people are still not red, I want to go back and learn again, and I am afraid that I will work hard to earn money! ——Guo Degang famous sayings

· Some people have never been a cook, they have to take the fish to make the fish loose, which is why they failed.

· We are 5,000 years old civilization, now thank you, sorry to write on the wall to teach you, is this not sad? Cross talk is a traditional culture, and listening to cross talk shows you patriotism!

· You don’t eat fried noodles, forget this!

· Some people say that they want to abandon the traditional cross talk, which is worth a thousand and four hundred big mouths!

· In order to be an astronaut, I have to overcome the fear of heights, so I climbed to the top of the building. The police shouted below: Down, the foreman promised to give money! ——Guo Degang's Quotations

· There is a predecessor, very successful, robbed 1.83 million in cash, 5:40 pm, when the police arrived, it was blocked with the North Third Ring.

· Take your own path and want to say who is going to say who is going. ......

· Come to a pound of watermelon, and give it to the right place.

· Scientists will be martial arts, and the gods can't stop it.

· Whoever doesn't know him, who has never eaten pork. ——Guo Degang's Quotations

· I haven’t eaten for a few days, and everyone is like a pancake.

· Listen to the cross voice twenty, starting from 16,000. Smile again and add money. ......

· Just talking, Bush’s bp machine is loud and Yingxian.

· Do they have a doorstep in their homes, and they are lost if they do not pick things in the aisle. ......

· You are shameless, quite my charm when I was young. ——Guo Degang's famous sayings

· You are in a good position, and you will know that you will live to death at a glance.

· This young man grows up and puts his face on an actor...

· The only difference between me and Superman is that I put my underwear inside.

· I used to drink more chopsticks as a chicken paw and ate one and a half.

· "Dad, I am hungry!" "And hungry again, have you not eaten last year?" - Guo Degang's Quotations

· The lock takes a noodle and opens it. A pack of instant noodles can open a plot.

· I throw a shot and throw it far away. The coach said, it’s not a bad idea to go out!

· Don't leave everyone in the field, I invite everyone to eat - who will go and who will pay.

· Nonsense, this is not blonde, is it closed?

· This brain is a large pine nut, open the skull and look at it, just boil a bowl. ——Guo Degang's Quotations

· Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never force

· Ah! He grinned with me! You thought that I didn't dare to stew you. We have a pot in our house. I have already stewed you.

· Come to heaven, the building is beautiful here, there are signs on both sides: 100 meters around heaven is strictly forbidden!

· I want to eat a burger, pack a piece of paper and uncover it; I want to eat crabs and uncover a lid; I want to drink milk, get a slap on my head...

· The story told today is not far from now. There are old people in the family who can go back and ask, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period... ——Guo Degang famous sayings

· I bought 50 good cars - Alto, Alto, Alto...! Get up with a wire and drive it up like a train!

· There is a predecessor, very successful, robbed 1.83 million in cash, 5:40 pm, when ** arrived, it was blocked with the North Third Ring.

· Did not stop his door, did not stop his lock, is the bank's insurance lock, he can lick the celery to open it.

· We lost our way, and he took out a bunch of instruments, referring to the southeast and northwest needles... I said that you are all behind, and you have to take advanced measures and throw shoes.

· In the small decade of our country, in the middle school for 12 years, I was rated as the most familiar face of the whole school. The new teacher came to me to inquire about the inside story of the school... ——Guo Degang famous sayings

· I have a shark's fin fried rice. I didn't find shark's fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark's fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

· There are forty gimmicks, eighty pounds of pancakes, and this recipe gives two fried dishes. There are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.

· Father is in good health, that is, his mouth is full of teeth, there is a tooth left, and he still has teeth in his mouth... He has a slap in his eyes.

· Tian Er flew up, headed down the road and went to the road, took a head and made a slight contest with the stone... Tian Er lost.

· Jumping to the death of Coke, I have studied, the effect of the 20th and 2nd layers is different, the second floor is 啪, ah! Twenty floors are ah~~~~~啪! High technology! ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· Don't beat him, don't yell at him, don't just ask for money, talk about it. But the ugly words say that if you have more than 100 yuan, you will get the ticket.

· Obeying the law and sorrowing, strong beams and nights. Losing people to self-interest, riding horses, and being fair and hungry. Repairing the bridge to make up the road blinks, killing people and setting fire. I went to the West to ask me about the Buddha, and the Buddha said - I have nothing to do.

· I know what I want, especially if I don’t like roast duck. I can’t eat it after eating four. I’m going to burn the cake, a cake roll... I can’t eat it, I’ll go home later. Eat it.

· Four dishes on the table, open the first one, huh! that's nice! Old vinegar peanuts! Turn on the second one, better! Old vinegar peanuts! The third is open, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one, a plate of vinegar!

· After picking up a job, I can earn 300,000 after finishing the work... I took a picture and saw that a 40-meter chimney was covered. The family came to see it and took me a pass. The drawings looked down. People let the digging wells. ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· There is a pan under the Yin Caobao Temple. The little devils are holding steel forks. They pick the oil pan from the dead man. There is a man going down. There are two people going down together, and there is a fried... ...

· People have plasma TVs, I also get one, find friends. One wall is so big, Motorola's brand... Looks at no one, TV sounds: The TV you are watching is not in the service area... Which is reasonable, isn't the 300 yuan spent?

· People introduce me to a girlfriend, this is beautiful, the face looks like a car accident scene.

· He is too rich to open a 13-door Cadillac. As soon as I heard the sound, I knew that it was a good machine. It was imported from Germany. It was a sudden spurt. The front row was the driver. The steering wheel was different from others. It was usually round. He was made of sterling silver, long and bent at both ends. . Hey, three scorpions. As soon as it opened, half of Beijing City smoked black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you: "Sun elders, take over the magical powers."

· Are there two-foot-long lobsters? Sorry, there are only two feet long, only two feet long, and there is no lobster with two feet long. ——Guo Degang's Quotations

He yelled at me, I took a step back, he yelled at me again, I took another step back, I had to be behind the wall, he was still jealous, snoring! ! ~~

· You graduated from that school, I am Tsinghua! Tsinghua Pool? Then, Tsinghua Pool is a bath! You said that it is the Tiger Bridge!

Guo Degang: I am going to the restaurant to eat. Do you have chicken? Waiter: Hey! I am!

· Take a taxi... Don't hit a piece of six, beat a piece of two! I don't sit in front, sit in front and check out!!

· Today is a good day, Li Qiu, the day of the autumn, I have eaten four or two fried cakes at noon today. I believe everyone has posted the autumn 膘. ——Guo Degang's famous sentence

· I dare to enter you for help! Dressed up very carefully!

· The house where I lived was riddled with holes. It was raining in the rain: the rain in the rainy house outside, the heavy rain in the rainy house outside, sometimes the rain was too big, and the whole family went to the street to avoid the rain.

· One grenade for one dollar, I will throw you a hundred dollars first!

· Do not even eat fried noodles? You forgot this! ! !

· I have been an artist for more than a week - Guo Degang's famous sentence

· Spend two hundred dollars to buy a little pig, drink water, eat and drink beans, throw the wall and throw it over, slamming, guess what ~~~ dead!

· A lot of cross talks are compiled, and this is true.