Xu Wei classic quotation statement

Xu Wei classic quotation statement

1, first husband kills his wife, after the wife kills her husband, no wonder people say that marriage is the grave of love!

2. Is your head so big on peanuts? You are a pure natural broom star.

3, man-made fortune, birds for food and death, good things to eat really slumber, maybe one day let this little rope to squat.

4. Are you a fan of your life when you are born?

5, I used to think that you are just a dead fat man who is not black and autumn, and I found out that this is not only a dead fat man who is not black and autumn, but you are still so bad. Fat man.

6. You are still very progressive this year. Last year you were mentally retarded, and this year has been promoted to be stupid.

7, grab a live clam shell sputum, dip a bit of vinegar in your mouth, first chew a hundred times, then chew fifty times, swallowing, and you do not want to eat for three days.

8, this blue sky, you are a beautiful woman, long mountains and clear waters, said that you do not recognize the account, do not recognize the account, ah, after this time passed the door, it is not going to turn the sky.

9. I don't have any special hobbies in my life. I like arithmetic when I was a child. I found the lottery six years ago. I am sure that I can calculate the winning number of a lottery ticket one day. But I am lonely, no one believes me, your nephew, you left me, the unit abandoned me...

10, you are sent to punish me, you let the plane down the plane, you let the train stop the train and stop, I am so easy to sit on the bus to give you a slap, but actually can open back, I found that you are Fairy!

11, we are a noble community here, the upper hand, the underground CBD, the garden after life! Such a good service, I work here every day, I want to give myself a full set!

12, I am in my early twenties, adolescence, it is normal to move a girl to the heart, you are not the same, forty or fifty years old, is old and unfair.

13. I always think that there are two kinds of people in the world, one is the kind of very beautiful person, and the other is you. Thank you for letting me know that short hair is really a truth.

14. You see that person is not there. Where did he go when he went there, know why? - Because I gave him a green hat. In order to get a power of attorney, it is harder than my mother to learn from the West.