Zhou Libo Quotations Zhou Libo Xiu Classic Quotations

For example, Guan Dongtian is 100 square meters, Zhou Libo is 50 square meters, and sent to the Bureau of Statistics, Zhou Libo has become a 75 square meter. ———— 周立波

If a person wants to be happy for a lifetime, you will be a good person, and if you want to be happy for a long time, you will be an official, because you have to come up with a half-life to worry about the country and the people! If you want someone to be happy, you will dream! If you want a family to be happy, you will do housework. If you want a family to be happy, you will be the East. If you want to be happy at the same time, you can see Shanghai Livebao Zhou Libo! ———— 周立波

Imitating female classmates: Hey, Zhou Libo, is your mother buying new slippers?!_How do you know?_Your pattern today is different from yesterday. You are straight today, yesterday was S-type-- —Zhou Libo

For example, you say that Guan Dongtian is squared, Zhou Libo is square, and sent to the Bureau of Statistics, Zhou Libo has become inexplicably squared --- Zhou Libo

I don't hurt others, it doesn't mean I can't afford to hurt others! I don't fight others, it doesn't mean I can't stand the blow of others! I am willing to stand and be deceived, not to lie, this is a real Zhou Libo! ! I am willing to pay for the money, and I am not willing to consume personality for wealth. ———— 周立波

The wife believes in her husband, and she is also a proud display! Relying on the management is not good, the basis of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust will become a shackle ~ a shackle ~ sooner or later it will be broken and destroyed! ———— 周立波

Everyone likes banknotes, but the banknotes are different. ———— 周立波

Children have their own future. Don't impose your future on children. Otherwise, they will have no future. ———— 周立波

My little god light is hungry, and I immediately went up to touch the Iraqi ship, oh, Mao, the old man. ———— 周立波

Because foreigners are hungry, they only know that they are rubbing perfume because they have body odor. ———— 周立波

For example, Guan Dongtian is 100 square meters, Zhou Libo is 50 square meters, and sent to the Bureau of Statistics, Zhou Libo has become a 75 square meter. ———— 周立波

If a person wants to be happy for a lifetime, you will be a good person, and if you want to be happy for a long time, you will be an official, because you have to come up with a half-life to worry about the country and the people! If you want someone to be happy, you will dream! If you want a family to be happy, you will do housework. If you want a family to be happy, you will be the East. If you want to be happy at the same time, you can see Shanghai Livebao Zhou Libo! ———— 周立波

Imitating female classmates: Hey, Zhou Libo, is your mother buying new slippers?!_How do you know?_Your pattern today is different from yesterday. You are straight today, yesterday was S-type-- —Zhou Libo

For example, you say that Guan Dongtian is squared, Zhou Libo is square, and sent to the Bureau of Statistics, Zhou Libo has become inexplicably squared --- Zhou Libo

I don't hurt others, it doesn't mean I can't afford to hurt others! I don't fight others, it doesn't mean I can't stand the blow of others! I am willing to stand and be deceived, not to lie, this is a real Zhou Libo! ! I am willing to pay for the money, and I am not willing to consume personality for wealth. ———— 周立波

The wife believes in her husband, and she is also a proud display! Relying on the management is not good, the basis of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust will become a shackle ~ a shackle ~ sooner or later it will be broken and destroyed! ———— 周立波

Everyone likes banknotes, but the banknotes are different. ———— 周立波

Children have their own future. Don't impose your future on children. Otherwise, they will have no future. ———— 周立波

My little god light is hungry, and I immediately went up to touch the Iraqi ship, oh, Mao, the old man. ———— 周立波

Because foreigners are hungry, they only know that they are rubbing perfume because they have body odor. ———— 周立波

Everyone's Chinese men's foot is ill. If the Chinese men's football is compared to a man, then he has gotten sick except for gynecological diseases. ———— 周立波

Everyone’s mentality is now more and more accommodated. At least everyone is now acknowledging that Li Yuchun is a woman! ———— 周立波

There is a text called Mulan from the army. I killed me at that time and I don't believe how Mulan might not be discovered! Fu Cheng can! Later, I became familiar with Li Yuchun, I know! This is technically feasible! ———— 周立波

I used to look through the computer the last time, Li Yuchun a poster is always hungry, the little girl is old and hungry! The following is a slogan of the Family Planning Commission, which is called: boys and girls. ———— 周立波

Children's songs: Comrades, catching old Iraq! Investing in the contract to sell salt water tablets! Comrades, catching old Iraq! I don’t want to sell it! Today: the investment is called an intermediary. ———— 周立波

You are now called Li Ka-shing to calculate this one-element equation. He promises that it will not, and the binary equation is more and more talked about. ———— 周立波

You think, where did the previous class and training committees go? They all sell tickets at the door. ———— 周立波

You have to escape after 6 o'clock, why? Because the defense team came out, the flashlight took a photo of you, and the defense team in the early 1980s was a light-hearted embryo. ———— 周立波

I found a strange phenomenon, it is a thousand-mile mirror, and the first row also has a high-powered mirror. ———— 周立波

I can't do that kind of action, ugly wow, the action is so big, I brought a single tube~~———— 周立波

I looked at the back of the chair and the movement was small, but look at Ha Qingsang. Not losing elegance~~———— 周立波

Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no ones, and everyone is still fighting chickens. ———— 周立波

Later, he was not convinced before he left office. I was afraid that they would close the door again. He then removed the door cover and had everyone's today. ———— 周立波

I have a partner who has 42 TV sets in the house~~ He repairs the TV set. ———— 周立波

One night, I asked my neighbor's aunt to wear a red armband on her hand. Then I took the ruler and sat down. I sat in the first row yesterday and still want to sit today. I will go to the third row! ———— 周立波

This is over, and if it is over, it is wrong. This is called fault. ———— 周立波

The most hungry, hungry, watching TV dramas, really hungry and fearful of hungry, if the fortitude is just a good close shot, push it to the face, ah, increase the hungry Teha screwed, really hungry, the two nostrils are like two bowls of rice , read it and screw it! ———— 周立波

Here is the world of Marlboro. ———— 周立波

The slashing of the sang dynasty. ———— 周立波

The confession came in, what? Four, I will show you every day, I can’t buy it. ———— 周立波

At this time, Shanghai presented an emerging industry, from now on, called the piling model. ———— 周立波

The piling models in Shanghai are all taught by a faculty member. The dresses are the same. Is it about the same as the drinking water? ———— 周立波

How can it make sense? ———— 周立波

My world is too quiet, so quiet that I can hear my heartbeat. ———— 周立波

The blood in the atrium slowly flows back to the ventricle, and so on. ———— 周立波

Smart people like to guess, maybe guess the other person's heart, but also lost their own. ———— 周立波

Stupid people, like to give heart, may be deceived, but may not be able to get someone else's. ———— 周立波

You thought that I was invulnerable, I thought that you were not poisoned. ———— 周立波

Will you suddenly appear, in the coffee shop on the corner, I will smile, and you will not say the past, just chilling, say something to you, just say, for a long time no longer dare to be so brave For the indifference of one person plus the hardship of another person, the loyalty of one person plus the deception of another person, the sacrifice of one person plus the plunder of another person, the conviction of one person plus the perfunctory of another person. ———— 周立波

Love is one person plus another, but one plus one does not equal two, just like you add me, it does not mean us. ———— 周立波

This kind of love is called love? If you forget to wake up, then I would rather close your eyes first. When you say that you are not good, I hurt, I don’t know how to comfort you, you say when you are drunk. I hurt, my pain can't be homemade, my thoughts are chaotic. ———— 周立波

My language is too pale, but my heart hurts because of every word. ———— 周立波

Too many can't, don't want to, want to leave, leave this painful you. ———— 周立波

Turning, empathy, but it is too difficult, just care about distress, I forgot to leave, once and for all, have become accustomed, used to have you, used to feel bad about you. ———— 周立波

Habit, insomnia, habitual silence, lying in bed looking at the ceiling, thinking of your light blue clothes. ———— 周立波

Habit, sleep companion, get used to a person in a room, holding a fluffy bear, sleep alone. ———— 周立波

Habit, eating salt, the salt that is used to the wound, spreads a little bit in my heart. ———— 周立波

Habit, watching the sky, getting used to sitting alone in the well of love, reading the poem about you. ———— 周立波

Let's go, I always have to get used to one person. ———— 周立波

Whose emotions can't be publicized, whoever is brave in a strange room, who is afraid of decay at night, let the breath suddenly become barbaric, first love to block this shoulder off a little regret, first love it looks like a pair of wings to hide I am hiding in the darkness, first love, people don't understand this. Once they are dissatisfied, they will love it and then count it after being sentimental. After that, it will be a person's world. It is very quiet and quiet. You can hear your breathing and heartbeat. ———— 周立波

Cold, add a coat to yourself; hungry, buy yourself a bread; sick, give yourself a strong; fail, give yourself a goal; fall, climb in the pain and give yourself a tolerance smile. ———— 周立波

Yes, I am always alone. You have never been here. I have never appeared in your world. Maybe you can love a lot of people, but only one person will make you laugh the most brilliant, crying the most sad. ———— 周立波

For me - I should all smile brightly, but I don't understand who is the most brilliant to me. ———— 周立波

Cry, that's always it. ———— 周立波

But I don't understand the sadness, who makes me the most sad. ———— 周立波

It’s just that the heart is too painful, too painful~~ I don’t feel pain afterwards. ———— 周立波

I can't remember the light and shadow of those class. ———— 周立波

Lidong, Xiaoxue, heavy snow, winter solstice, Xiaohan, Dahan. In the lonely winter where I can't meet the second lonely person. Walking alone, singing alone, shopping alone, watching a whole world of carnival. People walked hand in hand to the amusement park. He is her only one. I am the best of all. The world is full of the chances of our encounter. I can't always meet you. ———— 周立波

You see, or don't see me, I am there, no sad or not; you read, or don't read me, love is there, don't come or go; you love, or don't love me, love is there, no increase Don't lose; you follow, or don't follow me, my hand is in your hands, don't give up the world, once turned black and white, and now return to beautiful colors. ———— 周立波

The world has lost its voice, and now you are singing with me. ———— 周立波

In the night, the darkness covers the left hand and the left hand covers the right hand. ———— 周立波

The fingers that used to hold hands are alone in the night. ———— 周立波

The wind blows the sand into the desert, you wait for me, wait for a long meditation for ten years. ———— 周立波

You are the legend of the world, you are the only one in the world. ———— 周立波

You let me spend a whole lot of youth to find you. ———— 周立波

He was hiding with her and her. ———— 周立波

Start~~ When a person is immersed in an illusion, he will turn this fantasy into a vague feeling as a real wine. ———— 周立波

You drink alcohol for drunkenness; I drink alcohol to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness. ———— 周立波

Some women. It will make people feel that no one in the world is willing to be bad for her. However, this woman. I just can't get what she has been looking forward to. ———— 周立波

Life two words two decades back and forth to taste my brain convulsions, spinal cord paralysis. There is always no way to go. ———— 周立波

"Low-key" is a social buzzword in recent years, but many users misunderstood its part of speech, causing the word "low-key" to be used randomly. Those people belong to the low-key category? Minutes are capable of high-profile; low-key people are low-key people. Some people are the bass area, you call him high-profile, the string is to break - Zhou Libo

It's raining! I am not with the umbrella, but the rain is hard to be with me. ———— 周立波

Ideal is the difference between dreams, the former is the dream in reality, the latter is the reality in dreams. Our dreams are often based on the reality of others, and the reality of others is often just our dream. ———— 周立波

Happiness is harvested in a down-to-earth, pain is germinated in the look up, and if you want to be happy, look back. If you want to be depressed, look forward, look at it, watch ~~ Epiphany! The connection between happiness and pain is the process, thinking, thinking~~ understand! Happy and depressed leaders are actually ourselves! ———— 周立波

Really a warrior, dare to face his unpainted face. ———— 周立波

Tianshan nursery rhymes - the appearance is too, there are 365 cracks in the heart, each crack on the book spring, summer, autumn and winter four words, vicissitudes to demon. ———— 周立波

This is often the case, and it is too late to look back. Even if you are willing to be a bad horse, you may not have to wait for you. Once we thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't die. It only puts a needle in the most painful place. Then we want to cry without tears. We are tossing and turning, we have become a doctor for a long time, and we have become a steel. You are not a wind, I am not a sand, and I can't get to the end of the world, I have to dry my tears. Tomorrow morning, we have to go to work. ———— 周立波

I used to look up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a love affair, but I sprained my neck. ———— 周立波

In fact, you and I are all the same, everyone is loading, the key is to install the image, round up, there is a threshold, pretending to go in, become the legendary temperament, not installed, it is stuck there It is. It is Carmen-- Zhou Libo

People don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; if people commit me, they will give three points of courtesy; if people commit me again, I will still have a shot; people will still commit me, and smash the roots. ———— 周立波

I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world. ———— 周立波

Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent. ———— 周立波

I haven’t let go of my life, I still suffer from my mind and work hard. ———— 周立波

Red beans are not long in the South, long on my face, lovesickness! ———— 周立波

I am convinced that there will be a man who came to this world for my torture. ———— 周立波

Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and all those who are not in the background have been killed by a stick. ———— 周立波

What make you feel unhappy? Say it out and make everyone happy. ———— 周立波

I like you so much, you like me, I will die. ———— 周立波

Although you have sprayed cologne on it, I can still smell a scum smell. ———— 周立波

I cursed you for a lifetime to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets. ———— 周立波

Do not eat enough to lose weight. ———— 周立波

Mom asked me if I have a boyfriend, I said no, my mother said: This can be, I said: This is really not --- Zhou Libo

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. ———— 周立波

I am not a renminbi, how can everyone like me? ———— 周立波

When life turns black and humor into everything, I push the boat into a highly educated hooligan. ———— 周立波

The time is too thin and the fingers are too wide. ———— 周立波

The little girls dreamed of finding a white horse, and opened their eyes to find that the world is full of sorrowful sorrows. After grief, they can only pick a strong body from the scorpion group. For: economically applicable to men. ———— 周立波

I am going to cry, I am going to make trouble, I don’t sleep for one night, I have a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and I have to take a small rope to hang. Be ugly and fall in love, talking about the world full of love. ———— 周立波

Our goal: to look at the money, to earn money. ———— 周立波

I am the passerby who you forgot to turn around. Why do you accompany you to the end of the world? ———— 周立波

During the onset of intermittent depression, people should not be disturbed, and acquaintances should not look for it. ———— 周立波

Without medical insurance and life insurance, don’t see the courage after darkness———— Zhou Libo

The chess and calligraphy paintings will not be, and the laundry is too tired to cook. ———— 周立波

To say that money is sin, they are all fishing; to say that beauty is a disaster, they want to; say that the heights are not cold, they are climbing; that tobacco and alcohol hurt the body, do not quit; say that heaven is the best, do not go! ———— 周立波

The banknotes are only yours after they are used up. Open the wallet and look at the banknotes that have not been used. The above is printed on the "People's Bank of China" and it does not matter to you. ———— 周立波

When you fail, use it as a wealth of life; success is a life of wealth. ———— 周立波

Tourism refers to the place where others live and live from their lively places. ———— 周立波

A genius step forward is stupid, and stupidity is not necessarily a genius. ———— 周立波

The meaning of life lies in the inexplicable coming, and it is logical to go. ———— 周立波

Don't ask me to come from there, don't ask where I am going, where I am, not where you are, where you are, not where I am, here is where we are together. ———— 周立波

When the world in front of you becomes blurred, you will become clearer in the eyes of the world, just as when you care about the world, the world has begun to care less about you --- Zhou Libo

I am drunk, because I am sober, I am sober, because I am drunk! ! ———— 周立波

A very tasteful doll and a very vulgar word, he is still a very tasteful person. A very vulgar person and a very tasteful word, he will become more vulgar. ———— 周立波

Do you want to have a car that can automatically speed up without the need for a throttle? "Sadfield" is your only choice! Her wonderful thing is that ~~~ you know that it can speed up automatically, but it can't control when it speeds up, a good model! ———— 周立波

The previous Spring Festival Gala was an advertisement in the evening party. Later, it was a plug-in party in the advertisement. Now it seems that it is all wrong. Spring Festival Evening is an advertisement in the advertisement! ———— 周立波

The difference between Chinese trade unions and foreign trade unions is that Chinese trade unions mainly organize movies, and foreign trade unions mainly organize strikes. ———— 周立波

China is the largest creditor country in the United States, holding 800 billion US Treasury bonds, and the poor borrow money to give to the rich. So when everyone sees the Americans waving hello to you, "Hi", tell him "Hi what Hi, still Money back money!" --- Zhou Libo

The Chinese nation is a wise nation. We invented the wrong peak to solve the problem of congestion. Then we can invent the wrong peak to buy a house to solve the problem of high housing prices. Simply put, some people buy houses in this life, some people will spend the rest of their lives. Buying a house———— 周立波

"Organization" means that when you encounter difficulties, he says that he can do nothing; when you encounter injustice, he says that he should treat it correctly; when your legal rights are violated, he says that he wants to take care of the overall situation; when you are framed, he said You have to trust the organization; when someone needs to make a sacrifice, he said that the time has come for the organization to test you; when it is necessary for someone to charge, he said that it is your strong backing; when you succeed, he said that it is the result of organizational training - ——— 周立波

The painful thing in life is that Volvo, which just bought, has become auspicious. The happy thing in life is that Geely, who just bought, has become Volvo. ———— 周立波

Don't compare with snails. People snails are sitting in the land. When they are born, they give the house, and wherever they go, the house is where you are. You can compare with others. Don’t compare with ants. Ants are civil servants. , the ant colony built by others, can you compare with others?—— 周立波

The truth and leadership logic circulating in the officialdom: The leader said that letting you look at it, not letting you do it, but letting you do it; the leader said, think about it, not that he didn’t think about it, but that you don’t want to think again. The leader asks for your opinion. It is not really open-minded, but seeking complicity; the leader is looking for you to eat, not to let you taste the food, but to let you pay the bill; the leader praises you, not because you are doing it well, but It is in the hearts of the people; the leader criticizes you, not that you really have anything wrong, but reminds you not to stand the wrong team. Those who are drunk are leaders and people who ask for help; those who do not petition are leaders and black households; those who cannot speak wrongly are leaders and presiding over the program; those who must donate when they encounter disasters are leaders and the lowest wages; Immediately rushed to the scene, is leading and driving an ambulance; --- Zhou Libo

Many Beijingers like me and want to invite me to perform in Beijing. I don't want to go. I said that if you like me, I will fly to Shanghai to see me, which will also boost Shanghai's GDP. ———— 周立波

In view of the rising domestic oil prices, the state decided to set up a new oil-producing enterprise to break the monopoly to curb oil prices. Now there are four refined oil producers, PetroChina, Sinopec, CNOOC and China Central Petroleum – Zhou Libo

After the completion of a major project, there is still a balance. The meeting of the Standing Committee of the Provincial Party Committee is used to improve the conditions for running a small school in China, or to improve the environment of the prison. The opinions have not been unified. The last old standing committee has a word for it: In this life, do you have a chance to enter the Chinese family? Suddenly silenced, some wiped the sweat, and some bowed to drink tea. Immediately afterwards, the agreement was reached: improving the prison environment. ———— 周立波

If you have an annual salary of more than 300W, you love to buy where to buy. If you get an annual salary between 100 and 300W, you can buy it anywhere. If you buy it, if you get an annual salary between 50 - 100W, four to six rings. Where do you want to buy, if you buy it, if you have an annual salary - Zhou Libo

Below 10W, you will dig a hole for yourself, where to bury where to bury --- Zhou Libo

What is harmony? And, Hemu stands for food, mouth is mouth, on behalf of everyone has food; harmony, words are next to talk, are everyone, on behalf of everyone can speak. Harmony is that everyone has food and everyone can talk. ———— 周立波

The governor went to the grassroots to investigate and dinner was arranged at the herdsmen’s home. The herders were flattered and overwhelmed. After the governor got off the bus, please ask the herdsmen to advance the door. The herdsmen said with excitement: Let’s go ahead in front of the leader. We are used to the sheep behind the animals. At the time of eating, the herdsmen put a plate of lamb ribs in front of the governor. The governor said: Simple point is enough. The herdsmen are busy saying: Nothing, this is not worth a few dollars, and it is usually given to shit. Local officials are busy letting the herdsmen eat together. The herdsmen say: Let's eat first. I have to feed and eat again every day. ———— 周立波

The same is to work, the leader is called to take the lead, the rich are called entrepreneurship, the people call for work; the same is to go abroad, the leader is called the inspection, the rich are called tourism, the people call it smuggling; the same is to speak, the leader calls the instructions, the rich are called famous words, The people are called nonsense; the same is required, the leaders call for opinions, the rich call the proposal, the people call for complaints; the same is the sister, the leader is called the fault, the rich are called the support, the people call the PC. ———— 周立波

When we came, we cried and laughed. When we left, we laughed and cried, and the meaning of life was always so dissonant. ———— 周立波

The man who wants to deceive a woman is finally deceived. The woman who wants to control the man is finally remarried! There is no fool in this world, but you think that others are fools. Sincerity is the sword, it can capture true friendship. Sincerity sometimes hurts, but this is not true --- Zhou Libo

Honesty is wrong. Willingness to be hurt because of sincerity, not to be sincere because of injury - Zhou Libo

The "Godfather" wants to use dissatisfaction to cover up his "despicable," and wants to use "innocent" to dress up his own "hey," I don't know that greatness is not said, greatness is done! It turns out that you can't do great, you can only be done by greatness! ! ———— 周立波

Send a message of original courtesy to friends to share. XXX: Please call back when it is convenient. If it is not convenient, please call back when it is convenient. If I don’t answer the phone just like you just said, I can only explain that it is just inconvenient, but I will return to you immediately when it is convenient. Phone! Sometimes --- Zhou Libo

It is not easy to think about civil servants. If you do well, you should not do well. Do it right, count your line, do something wrong, sentence you to punishment! Scenery always goes hand in hand with risk. ———— 周立波

The natural disasters that come now are becoming more and more unnatural! A person's life needs to walk, stop, look, think, life without reflection, just a meaningless trip, come and come. We pass through the world from hell to heaven. Don't care too much about the results. God has its own arrangements and enjoy the process! ———— 周立波

Everything has to be divided into two. The diploma is really a good thing, but good things may not make us something! Right? I suggest that when you are studying, you should be on campus and be in the society. Don't expect teachers to teach you knowledge while helping you understand the society. You must believe in education but not superstitious in education. You can't learn real life in textbooks. Skills, most of the professors of economics are trapped! Learn to survive in practice~———— 周立波

What is the ideal ~ ~ clear and think again! ———— 周立波

God never blames the stupidity of human beings, but humans always blame God's injustice. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life cannot be the same——— Zhou Libo

When civilization encounters barbarism, civilization will be regarded as cowardly, and barbarism will be regarded as ignorance. ———— 周立波

A key that can open a lot of locks must be a good key, a lock that can be opened by many keys must not be a good lock --- Zhou Libo

Uncle Lei Feng never left a name for good deeds, but he wrote it in his diary. We must learn from good deeds and not to leave a name, but we must send it to Weibo.-- Zhou Libo

What is it? Buddhism is interpreted as obsessive. A person who is too persistent, rarely has a sense of well-being, a person who cares too much about others, and others often do not care about him. ———— 周立波

Happiness is seen, and pain is realized. We always like to compare the happiness of others' faces with the pain we hide. As a result, our pain index has reached new heights in inappropriate comparisons. We envy the wings of the birds to fly, and the birds don’t care about our legs.-- Zhou Libo

Like flying? Instead of punishing yourself with the happiness of others, it is better to use your own pain to spur yourself. People! The more confused, the more you want to understand. ———— 周立波

Tomorrow is good again, we have to wait until today, we will come again today, we will be brilliant again, we can’t exchange with today, we want to live the truth, we must see the calendar! ———— 周立波

It is far more important to understand that you are better than others. A person who does not know who he is is always confused. Who is who. . ———— 周立波

I closed my eyes to see everything in my dreams, just as I opened my eyes to forget the truth I had encountered in my dreams. ———— 周立波

A man who looks like a man and a woman who looks like a woman, talks about love as if they were in love. ———— 周立波

Because I don't have wings, I am not perfect. Because I am very happy, so I am not suffering. Because I am not stupid, so I am stupid. Because I don't think much, so I get a lot. ———— 周立波

Life is a repeated superposition of happiness and pain. Happiness comes from pain, and pain pays for happiness. ———— 周立波

After I think very seriously, I use a very funny way to express it. The result is reflection after people are happy. Facts have proved that serious topics can also be interpreted in a funny way, so don’t be too serious – Zhou Libo

The moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival is not what she wants, but the circle! I don't want to go to the moon, she can't get on the earth! ———— 周立波

Do not dare to embrace with failure, how can we have the same bed with success? ———— 周立波

Drinking forty is for someone else's sentence~~ Powerful! drunk! ! Drinking for forty years old is for your own sake~~ comfortable! Sleeping! ! ———— 周立波

The pursuit is sometimes just to give up, not to give up, it is just a flaw without a realm, a process without results; and the result of no process is equally heartbreaking. ———— 周立波

If we say that humor is a concrete manifestation of spiritual wealth, then it is a proof of poverty and misery. Forgive those brainless cockroaches! Because, I can imagine their misery in the real world, sometimes, my forgiveness; just to express respect for kindness! The difference between chorus and solo is that chorus is a lot of money for a person, solo is a lot of money for one person! ———— 周立波

When we look at the scenery, in fact, we are also being seen by others as scenery, just as when we are blaming others for success, others are envious of our mundane. Don't care if you don't have it, cherish it already --- Zhou Libo

When you are alive, you will be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will laugh at Jiuquan. ———— 周立波

Many people spent most of their lives on the house. Finally, one day we found out that our final destination is not a "house" but a "box." The difference between the house and the box is a waste that we can't take. ———— 周立波

The meticulous appeal of men is second only to women’s nakedness. ———— 周立波

What is harmony? And, Hemu stands for food, mouth is mouth, on behalf of everyone has food; harmony, words are next to talk, are everyone, on behalf of everyone can speak. Harmony is that everyone has food and everyone can talk. ———— 周立波

Everyone knows that the definition of white-collar workers is that they receive mortgages every month, so they receive wages and white-collar workers. So what is a blue collar? Their work is very tired, and their monthly salary is small, so they are lazy to receive the salary. ———— 周立波

The crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes a variety of sports and fitness programs, including Sanda Yoga Judo Balance Beam. ———— 周立波

When the old lady opens her eyes, she knows that you are a enchanting one. ———— 周立波

Hands in the pocket, no one loves. ———— 周立波

Holding a chopper to cut the wire, all the way with a lightning bolt. ———— 周立波

Single is not difficult, it is difficult to deal with those who do everything possible to let you end single. ———— 周立波

What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and look at other people's bones. ———— 周立波

I hope that you can forgive my ignorance as forgiving your leadership .--Zhou Libo

Of course, the general ignorance is the leadership --- Zhou Libo

In the year, Sada mother can become a color sentence - Zhou Libo

Retail investors can also become A--- Zhou Libo

Akasaka can become a mold or a red 佬 --- Zhou Libo

This is called the Akasaka mold. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially the female compatriots, the angle of this swimming trunk is 20 degrees on average for five years. - Zhou Libo

No, the Shanghainese has a thick accent, as long as there is this thing, Ba Zi --- Zhou Libo

remember! Marriage is a set meal to eat together, marriage is a currency, go to go together --- Zhou Libo

Don't forget romance when a man or woman gets married. A man will send a rose before he gets married. Don't just know how to fight when you get married. When you are on Valentine's Day, don't forget to give your wife a beautiful rose. The spiritual value of the rose is much higher for a woman than a towering tree, --- Zhou Libo

Wife believes that her husband is also a confident expression! Relying on the management is not good, the basis of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust will become a shackle ~ is a shackle ~ sooner or later it will be crushed! ———— 周立波

Everyone likes banknotes, but banknotes don't necessarily like everyone. ———— 周立波

Children have their own future and don't impose our future on children. Otherwise, they will have no future. ———— 周立波

The most stubborn is the sparrows. . The big screen at the door of the securities company is not red, and it has always been a blue green. The sparrows don’t understand it. They think that the Gongqing Forest Park is here, the Yanzhong Greenland is here, and one is only on the big screen! Rush one and die, one for one. . ———— 周立波

Allah’s stock not only plays people but also plays with birds. Even the birds are killed by you, and that Allah still plays a bird? ! ———— 周立波

Every time Allah can see Premier Wen’s home in the old peasant’s house on TV, always picking the dirtiest person to shake hands: Allah is late! ———— 周立波

Everyone thinks that they are stock gods, speculating one to earn one, even the aunts selling small onions in the small market say: I have a message! ———— 周立波

I personally refused. There is no derogatory meaning in this, but I think it is not harmonious. You think, how can one who eats garlic be with a coffee drinker? ! ———— 周立波

friend! Help out! Big friends! Marlboro, inside pocket! ———— 周立波

A big deal, one billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers. ———— 周立波

At that time, the milk cream should not be too rare! I went to my classmate's house, and his mother gave me a cup of wheat cream, which was awkward! But I took it and saw it. If you want to die, how can you get the opposite! His mother put a few tablets! She is a chicken! Also inserted a chopsticks called me: tune a tune, adjust a tune! There is still a bit of confusion, a colorless les! ! ———— 周立波

In the first year, the Prime Minister said: Year will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this sentence. The Prime Minister’s voice just fell, everything happened.~~———— Zhou Libo

Liu Huan has been here for so many years, I have never found his neck. . ———— 周立波

Feng Xiaogang only has a face called a face cut? ———— 周立波

Li Yuchun answered me a question that I couldn't understand. Originally, I didn’t believe that Mulan was a soldier. Later I met Li Yuchun, I finally know, hehe! It turned out to be technically feasible! ———— 周立波

Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who the next enzyme will be. ———— 周立波

The sun is warm, the years are quiet, you still can't come, how can I dare to go old? ———— 周立波

In the gesture of God, I shine in this beautiful moment. The mortal do not disturb --- Zhou Libo

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was even. ———— 周立波

keep it up! ! For your Audi my Dior. ———— 周立波

I am a white-collar worker: I received the salary today, paid the rented water and electricity, bought the oil rice noodles, touched the pocket, and sighed, this month's salary is white-collar workers~———— 周立波

Hold the hand and drag the child away. I can't say it, okay, close the door and put the dog! ———— 周立波

Life is like this. Forever occupying the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shouted that they controlled their lives and mastered their destiny, but did not see, living on a higher sky. Showing a mocking face. ———— 周立波

He is a basin of water, poured into your rice heap. After a few years, the water becomes a mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, not useless, you can also feed the pig. ———— 周立波

People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves to the renminbi. ———— 周立波

If you are not destined to give me the expected response, then stay out of safe distance. ———— 周立波

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital. ———— 周立波

A woman’s talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked. ———— 周立波

Zhuge Liang did not bring any soldiers before the mountain. You have to have my work experience. ———— 周立波

Live the life of the erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues. ———— 周立波

The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand. ———— 周立波

God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! With you, have a fate! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! ———— 周立波

When I woke up, the sky was dark. ———— 周立波

Drinking the medicine bottle, hanging it to the rope, jumping off the building and waving the small handcuffs to see off. ———— 周立波

The shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to work hard. ———— 周立波

The idiot stole the wallet and was seen by the scorpion. The dumb screamed and scared the scorpion. The hunch came forward and the scorpion flew up. The smugglers wanted to pull him to the Public Security Experts Bureau. Mazi said. Look at my face. ———— 周立波

You have to figure out the script of your life - not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, or an outside story of your friends. ———— 周立波

The tree is quieter and the wind is more and more, I am more in love and he is not. ———— 周立波

I want to wake up one day and open my eyes and find myself sitting in the desks and chairs of the small classroom. The chalk head thrown by the teacher happened to hit the forehead. ———— 周立波

The juvenile is not arrogant, bold and arrogant, and asks where the theme of the old age came. ———— 周立波

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Superman. ———— 周立波

In the next few decades, we will come to the crematorium to burn all the ash. You pile up a pile of me. No one knows who is all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.———— Zhou Libo

The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting the derailment of men and women; the beauty of women lies in stupidity without regrets; the beauty of men lies in the fact that lies are white. ———— 周立波

I thought that I was very decadent. Today I realized that I was scrapped early. ———— 周立波

The symbol of the immature man is that for the ideal heroic sacrifice, the mature man's logo can live for the ideal despicable. ———— 周立波

Li Yuchun - the same is true for boys and girls! ———— 周立波

Buddy, do you know where China is going? Shanghai outflows, Jin Rong, Du Yuezhen, Zhang Xiaolin. You are also out in the northeast, unearthed and rogue. You never beat people. It is not rogue to beat people. Allah Shanghai rogue to see who is uncomfortable to say only one sentence: get him done! . . You can do all of you in the Northeast! ———— 周立波

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Dad: Little funny, do you want to listen to Dad’s battle story? Do you want to hear how Dad is acting as a generation? ———— 周立波

Uncle, you know wow, this is called the heat sink!———— 周立波

I smashed the two pointed ends of the fritters, and then my mother wouldn’t have any more - Zhou Libo

This feeling is like you went to Nanjing Road Hengli, you said: Master, help me get three Rolex - Zhou Libo

I have been beaten by my mother for the sake of doing something. I put the milk in the milk and put it like chicken. I put a five or six tablets in this way. - Zhou Libo

This is also a negative calculation, she also took root chopsticks, help no Gang: tune one tune, adjust one tune --- Zhou Libo

This son is standing here, this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!———— 周立波

The child’s mistakes are always old and guilty. It’s always the back of the stool, but it’s dawning——— Zhou Libo

Newton, an apple fell on his head, and suddenly became a scientist. If you want to drop the shot, then Newton will be smashed-- Zhou Libo

Now, this kind of restaurant is smashing, and the radish under the beef is all learned from me. I will be in the 70s .--Zhou Libo

The alarm clock I bought at home, I took it all apart, and reinstalled it, but I couldn’t walk away——— Zhou Libo

Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, a special fake action -- Zhou Libo

Playing well, I am as hungry as a zebra-- Zhou Libo

Because happiness and happiness are two different things --- Zhou Libo

I still don't know who is coming up with a sentence: Ah, don't let your child lose on the starting line! 呸!———— 周立波

If the children of this country are not naive, then the future of this country must be lacking in imagination - Zhou Libo

Once I was driving a car, a year old child was on the phone, hit the radio, and sang for her mother: Auntie, I want to order a song for my mother _____ you want to point for your mother What song ___ I want to order a song for my mother, XXX Auntie>———— 周立波

You are now calling Li Ka-shing to calculate this one-yuan equation. He promises that he will not move. The binary one is even more irrelevant .--Zhou Libo

You think about it, the original class and the study committee went there to sell tickets at the door --- Zhou Libo

After the point, you have to escape, why? Because the defense team came out, the flashlight is for you, and the early-season defense team is the inferior embryo-- Zhou Libo

I found a strange phenomenon, almost a telescope, and the first row also has a high-powered telescope -- Zhou Libo

I can't do that kind of action, ugly wow, the action is so big, I brought a single tube --- Zhou Libo

I look at the back of the chair, the action is very small, but if you look at Ha Qingsang and you don’t lose the elegance, there is no Comrade Xiaoping, there is no us, we can’t do it, we are still fighting chickens – Zhou Libo

Later, he did not worry before he left office, fearing that they would close the door again, he would also remove the door cover and have ours today -- Zhou Libo

I have a friend who has a TV set at home and he repairs TV. - Zhou Libo

One night, I asked my aunt next door to wear a red armband on my hand. Then I took the ruler _____ and sat down. I sat in the first row yesterday and still want to sit today. I will go to the third row! ——— 周立波

This is over. If it is over, it will be wrong. This is called fault.-- Zhou Libo

We are now more and more inclusive of the public mentality, against the cutting? At least we now recognize that Li Yuchun is a woman! --- Zhou Libo

After reading a book for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten! ———— 周立波

They said that I am BT, let me do CT, and I am ET. ———— 周立波

My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my shortcoming is: I am not handsome. ———— 周立波

I was also a seed of infatuation, and it was raining. It drowned. ———— 周立波

Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but the love that can be settled into the earth is better than the street of the corpse. It is better to learn the feng shui. The death of a good tomb can also make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house .--Zhou Libo

It is said that people have only two choices, busy to die or busy, I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die --- Zhou Libo

Spring sleepy summer is lacking in autumn, and winter is just sleeping. ———— 周立波

Missing can't be self-sufficient, pain can't take care of itself, and the result can't be taken care of. ———— 周立波

When I was young, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me. ———— 周立波

The most hungry, hungry, watching TV dramas, really hungry and hungry, if just a close shot is pushed up ______ pushes to the face, ah U, increased hungry Teha twisted, really hungry, two nostrils like two bowls Like rice, read it and twist it!———— 周立波

Here is the world of Marlboro -- Zhou Libo

Naval is just right, the group of mulberry sang in the United States

Advertisements come in, what are you, every day to show you, can't buy --- Zhou Libo

At this time, Shanghai has emerged as an emerging industry. Until now, it is called piling model -- Zhou Libo

All the piling models in Shanghai are like a teacher, and they are all dressed up as hungry. Is it probably the same as the drinking water?———— Zhou Libo

How can you make it!———— Zhou Libo

Thank you for your kind applause. I am now confident to spend Fei Yuqing .--Zhou Libo

No small gods and old skin hungry, no one immediately touches a ship, U, Mao old reading couple———— 周立波

Because the taste of hungry perfume on foreigners now knows that they are rubbing perfume because they have body odor - Zhou Libo