The latest Han Han classic quotations

1. Men picking girlfriends will never be as casual as buying food. No one in the world gathers the face of Shih Tzu, the figure of Monroe, the temperament of Lin, the wisdom of Athena--No, the wisdom of Athena is unacceptable. Which girl has this kind of wisdom, all the tricks that men play are useless.

2. The so-called book is a book that was useless in July. The so-called book is a book that is used by all generations. "

3. Teachers do not eat incense and tutors are very hot. It can be seen that asking for knowledge is like falling in love. If you drag a few dozens, it is low-lying, and one-on-one is precious. The precious things are of course expensive, tens of dollars an hour, basically a price with a prostitute. The same is to make money, teachers are much more powerful than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; while teachers give each other pain, but still collect money, this is the greatness of tutoring.

4. Liu Xiang, actually someone thinks he should be modest. Already a world record holder, if you have to say it there, you can't do it, I can't run it. Some people may feel comfortable in their hearts, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is not enough, then you are all disabled.

5. The literary world is a fart, no one is forced to force it. Some predecessors should seriously write something, not to be both violent and violent. In fact, the heart is still more turbulent than the young people. Don’t try to do something to pretend what the altar is, what altar is the last altar, what is the last to the end. They are also wreaths.

6. The so-called foot pain kicks, headache kicks, another foreign aid in the domestic league, the eyes are kicked. It is indeed not very civilized. The international community’s impression of the zg team is a group of cockroaches that kick the coconuts at the virgin forest.

7. I saw an advertisement on TV a few years ago. The idea is that on the bus, an old man is downcast, and people ask, what happened to you. The old man said that I got cancer. The ticket seller in the car said, nothing, I got cancer a few years ago, I was treated in a hospital in front of a station, now it’s alright. The driver went on to say, yes, my cancer is cured there. Then the passengers of a car said that our cancer was cured there.

8. The so-called foot pain kicks, headache kicks, another foreign aid in the domestic league, the eyes have been kicked. It is indeed not very civilized. The international community’s impression of the zg team is a group of cockroaches that kick the coconuts at the virgin forest.
9. Shanghai is nothing bad. It is similar to other cities. The law and order is very good. After years of development, it has finally derailed in the country and is in line with international standards. Of course, the only thing that is connected is the price.

10. I used to hear that I have to go to Beijing to do art culture. I have been cheating for a few years. Maybe the sandstorm has blocked my nostrils and I have not smelled any cultural atmosphere.
11. No matter how vulgar after the 80s, how naive, how poorly written, the literary world of the future belongs to them, because they have to live longer, others are dead, and they are still alive. These people should be even higher, and a writer must be more high. Why do the writers now write things, whether they are written after the 80s, 70s, and 60s, there is no Liang Shiqiu and Lu Xun who wrote well, because they are more embarrassed, and no one is tall.

12. Entering the entertainment circle is not a long handsome, you don't think that the entertainment circle is so strange now? I think that the circle of writing things now is a circle more entertaining than the entertainment circle, and it is always noisy.

13. The success rate of a girl who is not beautiful is actually higher than that of a beautiful girl, because a beautiful girl can't help but look at it for a while when she is spoiled, and then it is worthwhile to vote in the heart; the girl who is not beautiful is spoiled. It is like the writing style of Western writers who have been learned by Chinese literati. There is always a feeling of being out of shape; seeing them spoiled, there will be a sense of guilt, so the men will be too busy to agree to stop them from being spoiled.

14. In fact, the most fearable man in the world is self-proclaimed not to be a female color. They just don’t meet the ideal female color. Once they meet, with the profoundness of the zg Chinese characters, the "not close female color" will soon become "Can not help female color", therefore, history subjects do not need to pursue Chinese characters is not created by Cangjie, in short, Chinese characters must be made by men, and is created by romantic men. In the eyes of the people, it is abhorrent to occupy the pits. In fact, the most hateful thing is that after the pull is finished, it still has to occupy the pit.

15. After the death of a spiritual person, the spirit does not die; the same kind of reason, after the rich man dies, the money does not die; Shen Wansan’s money attracts Chinese and foreign tourists, and the population density in the Shen Hall is to teach people the importance of planning for childbearing.

16. According to an ancient legend, when God created man, the first batch of people who had baked out had two heads, four hands and four legs, which are the male and female in today's biology, but God thinks they are too smart to put " The fire is a sneak peek and becomes what it is now, so the man has the instinct to search for the other half--the woman. Of course, there is no shortage of misplaced, that is, homosexuality.

17. It is not wise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.
18. Nowadays, in the romance TV series, there is such a line "We both eat together alone." In fact, from the perspective of formal logic, this is not true. What do they mean "individual"? But from the theological point of view, it becomes clear that two people can be spelled into one person in the true sense, so "individual." If a person eats, it is only half a person at best.

19. To draw such a law, step on the feet of zg people, can not say "sorry", to say "sorry", the victim will forgive you, visible foreign language is more valuable than Chinese. You said that a sorry can be matched with ten "sorry", which is consistent with the exchange rate of RMB against the US dollar. It is enough to prove the intimacy of language and economy. If you step on the feet of foreigners, don't worry, their toes and their wealth. As strong as it is, there is no one-step injury to the foot, and it is not allowed to have cancer on his sole.

20. There are very few beautiful women on the street, because this year, the beauty of the last bed is more than the beauty of the street every day. All the girls, slightly beautiful, are standing in the hotel; very beautiful, all sleeping in the hotel; very attractive, are lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few beautiful and refined, strolling through, extremely quiet.

21. After a man loses his love, he either commits suicide or loves one more time, and the second time he asks for an object is often similar to the first one. This kind of mentality is subtle. For example, the same thing eats incense and is suddenly robbed. Naturally, we must try our best to find similar tastes--this logic only applies to the betrayal of the woman or its unsuccessful pursuit. If the two have no feelings for each other, there is no such "shadow love". The more you eat the more stinky things, you don't have to eat them again.

22. Do beautiful girls have to be with the poor, the world is beautiful?
When they are young, they know that using their own capital to get a better life is understandable. The corruption of corrupt officials is the object of our accusation. If they are corrupted by corrupt officials, they will accelerate their exposure and be good for society. Men are the easiest to plant in this area.

In the final analysis, we can't ask smart beauty to be accompanied by a hard worker or a college student who doesn't go up. The story is complete. Ordinary us, we can't think that they are not good things because they see beautiful women and rich people together, or that they are good girls together with poor people. There is no connection between the two. Everyone has to control their own jealousy, because no matter who the beautiful girl is with, she is not with you. Therefore, we must bless them, it is no rain, no rain, shopping as much as we want.
23. Not all girls feel that cycling is romantic. Of course, if you get tired of the banquet, and the rich boyfriend and then swing the bicycle, it seems more romantic. We must understand that after the actress in the Korean drama Japanese drama finished the actor's bicycle in the beautiful country, they all opened the guest BMW back to the city, not riding a bicycle back. Of course, romantic we should call a bicycle.

24. Shanghai's beautiful women walked on the street and never looked squinted. They only looked at the front with pride. It was no exception to wear the road. The men in Shanghai did not look at them and tried to search for beautiful women. The muscles on their faces have been trained to be free. The brain controls and acts independently. When you see a beautiful woman, you will laugh, because of such concern, so in Shanghai, I only heard the car hit the old woman, and I heard that the car hit the beautiful woman.

It seems that the name is like the hair in the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

25. I have been glad that I have not gone to college until now, and I feel that the college entrance examination must be reformed. I will continue to spare no effort to say bad things about college entrance examinations and universities. I said a long time ago that today's universities are like prostitutes. As long as they have money, all the universities in the country are arranged in a row, just like you, which one to go on, willing to spend more money or even a few together. .

25. The essay's view is that essays are stupid things. The college entrance examination essay is definitely a collection of all the big fools. Our essay is about cultivating dog slaves, not true temperament.

26. There is no pre-existing love or stealing food in the world. No matter what age, as long as the two sides like it, willingly, any feelings or sexual acts are natural human rights, which is the greatest human right and cannot be prevented by others.