Tian Lianyuan's famous sayings

1. The two surnames are white, the two surnames Wei, the surnames Bai are called Bai Sheng, Bai Ren, the Bai Sheng nickname is not eaten, the Bairen nickname is not used, the surname Wei is called Wei Quan, Wei Ying, Wei The whole nickname is Huang Mao rabbit, Wei Ying is called red hair rabbit, and the combination is: can not eat white left, do not need to throw white, yellow hair rabbit to feed the dog, red hair rabbit to feed the eagle!

2. The top of the head is sore, the bottom of the foot is pus, all of them are bad. The top of the head is sore, the arm is pus, and all of them turn badly. The top of the head is sore and the head is pus, which has turned badly.

3. The prefect of the prefecture has just taken office, the big guy is happy; after the prefecture took office, it is a flower and wine; the prefect of the prefecture is the gold and silver land; the people in the heart are hateful; in the future, he will be able to transfer him away, everyone Thank God.

4. If you want to live, don't live in the opposite store. I have been too embarrassed in the store. The house has been for many years. The roof is straight, the bed is full of beds, the bugs are crawling over the wall, and I stayed four guests last night. One night. Give a bite to run, ask how big the bugs are, the small twelve two, the big one pound eight!

5. This ear Weng, the ear Weng, a cool breeze behind the neck, the golden light in front of the silver light, the calf turned to the tendon.

6. The wickedness of a woman's slut, the yin of a man's niece; the short-lived ghost of a woman's niece, the unconscion of a man's niece; the woman's niece is Chen Shimei, the male niece is Pan Jinlian, The woman gave the man a foot, the man gave the woman a punch... one foot and one punch, who persuaded it was not finished, and finally returned to the court, a knife and a knife.

7. The storytelling is about telling literature. It must be understood and understood in a simple way. The so-called true classics are the vernacular, Li Bai's poems are confessed to the white Emperor's colorful clouds, and thousands of miles of Jiangling are still 'in the case of Allegro. You may feel vulgar, but you will feel eloquent by performing poetry reading.

8. Language art will not be exhausted, as long as humans will speak, the storytelling will not perish.

9. The story of love is unclear. Throughout the ages, you can only explain part of love. You can't explain everything. You see, some couples are happy with each other for a hundred years, and some are on the boat with an old ticket.

10. The path of life is from birth to death. This is a process. The process in the middle is called “living”, so how do you live, rely on your personal spelling, what happens? You don’t expect too much value, you have to have one. The environment, the big environment allows you to do what you do, what you do, what you do, do it, not worthy of the rich and the poor.

11. It is also a kind of life to be safe.

12. To throw a stick for the meal - there is something to eat; the young lady from the good - find the Lord; the crack in the skull - steamed!

13. Into the store to wash the face, that counts as a white, you always want to eat, eat 啥 have a sputum, you want to eat sugar sesame cake, a small money 仨, you want to eat a pancake, a pound of 18, you always feed the horse, I Go to the grass, the thin, not the teeth of the horse, you always want to drink water, I am going to pull the wind, pull the open, the fragrant big leaf tea, you go to the bathroom, the toilet paper, the cottage There is a bench, no need to kneel down.

14. Life is a big riddle. Teenagers see the mystery. The middle-aged people see the mystery. Today I see the mystery. The young people here are all looking at the mystery. I haven’t seen the answer yet. Your life path is very long.