Stephen Chow

· I am very handsome and romantic. It is very suitable for making love movies, but I don't understand why the audience saw me laughing. I don't understand where they look at me, and I laugh when I see you.

· Good and good cause, bad and bad news, heavenly circle, heaven and earth, I have misunderstood the cock, I am arrested by the emperor today, it is really educational, and my admiration for the emperor is like the water of the river. Absolutely, like the flood of the Yellow River, it is out of control.

· Hey, you are a beach. Life is cheaper than ants. I am a guest, you dig your nose. eat! ? Eat it, you!

Hey, you give me some time, I vomit and vomit, I am used to it!

· cockroach!

· Who said that? I just focus my attention on one point to change my perception of things in the past! ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· Thirty years ago, when I was in high school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I would suddenly stop when I pee, then think of her, my heart is sweet, I forgot the half-bubble. Urine.

· However, I am a person with complex feelings. If a person with complex feelings only loves you alone, it will become emotionally flawed. If a person with a bad relationship, you will have him forever. use.

· How do you treat me as a pig, let me sleep as soon as I see it.

· cockroach! Xiaoqiang, what happened to you? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I have been living with you for a long time. I have been working hard for you for so many years. I have been teaching you to be your own flesh and blood. I can’t think of it today, white hair people send black hair!

· In fact, I am an expert who changes the social atmosphere, the wind and the magic of thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, enhances the connotation of young people, Yushu, and the demeanor. My name is Gu Jing, and the English name is Jing Koo! —— Zhou Xingchi Quotations

· Introducing Pizzad's boyfriend to let you know that his hair style is fading and ugly, he has no money, he has never read a book, and his sexual ability is so sloppy, but he is a talent. Haha..

· A water is famous for its countless sisters and is the nail of all our men. His elegant body exudes seductive charm, making it difficult for all girls to resist. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as the soul of the neighborhood, the soul of the tea restaurant, everyone knows - Prince of the Egg Tower

· Sweeping the ground is just a superficial work on my surface. My true identity is a research 僧.

· Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

· I tell you that to deal with this woman, we must use her condescending eyes and a strong arm to save her from the sea of ​​desire. —— Zhou Xingchi Quotations

· With your wisdom, I can hardly explain to you!

· Absurd! I dare to say a bold statement, in front of me, no one dares to pretend to be a model, you give me a little quiet!

· Go ahead, I will wait until my legs are not so trembling, and when my heartbeat is not so messy, I will go.

· You want to scare me, I am scared, I am afraid of ghosts!

· On wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now I have a Zixia fairy, he is probably a little taller than me. Just because you are so tired, he will be a little higher! ——Zhou Xingchi famous sayings

· Hey Hey hey! Don't be angry, you will be guilty of anger! Wukong, you are too naughty, I told you that you should not throw things, how do you...you see that I have not finished talking and you throw the stick away! The moonlight treasure box is a treasure. If you throw him away, it will pollute the environment. What if you get to the children? Even if you don't get kids to pick up those flowers and plants, it's not right!

· Wukong, although you are dying, why are you sad, why are you dead, and when you understand that you are taking the righteousness, you will naturally come back to sing this song with me!

· With your wisdom, can I win you?

· I am not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers from the time of BB, that is, the UFO that the world calls, you do not understand the unknown flying objects? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, and I talked with the Bigfoot of Himalayas to guess the spring. Plus, I used to ride the roller coaster from small to big every morning, at night. Playing the pirate ship, you will also play the pirate ship in the morning, play the roller coaster at night, and try to play the pirate ship many times at dusk. I tell you.

· Wow, yeah~~~, good! Actually, I don’t care, my younger brother is called Yushu Linfeng wins Pan An, a small lizard of Li Hua’s sea otter Zhou Botong! ——Zhou Xingchi famous sayings

· Is this true? ! If you have said it, you can’t count it! Not bad! I am both beautiful and intelligent, and the incarnation of heroes and chivalry is Tang Bohu!

· Sir, you have a sacred bone on your forehead, a light in your eyes, a reincarnation of the immortal, a fairy, and I finally waited for you. Don't move, although I leaked the secret, the disaster is inevitable, but this is my destiny, even if I have to risk the big, I have to show you the whole truth.

· it is good! He didn't want to put it in, he didn't want to be a man who swayed. I love you! ! !

· Do you think you can't find you when you hide? useless! A man as good as you, no matter where you are, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, the sleazy scorpion, the knives of the gods, and the cup of Dry Martine are deeply fascinated by me. However, although this is such an excellent, but there are rules, no matter how you have to pay the overnight fee for the night, ask the woman not to give money?

· what! Master's thinking, as if it is like a boat, is as good as a boat. ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· Shame and beggar:

· The name of his martial arts, called the nine days and ten places, the Buddha shook his head afraid, 劈雳金光雷电掌! A palm shot, within a hundred miles, regardless of humans and animals, shrimps, crabs, fleas, all turned into fly ash!

· The alkaline water surface has not been subjected to cold water, so the surface is full of alkaline water. Fish balls are also not fishy, ​​but in order to cover up, you add curry sauce and want to make it into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you have not cooked enough time, the curry tastes only on the surface, and does not go inside, and the fish balls are diluted in the soup. A good curry fish ball, let you do it without fish and curry, fail! Radish did not pick, too many tendons, failed! Pig skin is too bad to cook, no bite, failure! The pig's blood is so thin that it will be scattered, and the failure will fail! The worst thing is the large intestine. There is no clean inside. There is still a glimpse. Have you made a mistake? Hey, hey, hey, have you seen it? Oh, yes!

· what did you say? What kind of lie do you say? Are you right off your own conscience? Is it right for your parents? Is it right for this country? You rush to hold a press conference to clarify, otherwise I will lick your skin, tear your bones, drink your blood!

· Cutting hair should not be seen how others cut and nerves and pop, to cooperate! You look at your hair style, it doesn't match your face shape and doesn't fit your body shape. The body shape doesn't match the hair style completely, and it doesn't match very much! ! Happy brother! What are you going to do? ——Zhou Xingchi famous sayings

· Big sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, be careful even the dog will faint

· You have no problem at all, it is your parents who have problems, and you have generated this look.

· It is really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of fantasy. Look at your body shape, you know that you have no meaning.

· Don't blame me for being too frank! Just because of these few sweet potatoes, stinky eggs, and want to take my life, it is too much to play! ! ! !

· you think? When is it my turn? ! ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· Boss: I don’t have to worry about you, I’m self-declared. I died three years old, I died at the age of four, five, six, seven or eight years old have died, ten years old seduce men, eleven years old seduce men, your man has also been hooked.

· Bohu, don’t you be so good? Big deal, I will make a poison oath. If I gamble again in the future, let the ugliest woman in the world gang gang rape until the body is gone, and it’s faltering. Is that okay?

· Two girls, pity me, my family is dead for six nights. I am getting ten grades of lungs, half sold and half delivered, you bought me.

· Destiny is really unfair. Why do I have to be so handsome but have to lose my hair? You are so ugly but don't lose your hair.

· Get ​​up in the morning and shout in the mirror: "Pig!" - Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· I saw a puppy calling it "Wang Cai"

· See the cockroach or the flies in the bowl to shout: "Xiaoqiang!

· Ask the person's name: "What is your mother's surname?"

· When the person in the bedroom looked at a girl, said: "Help the Lord, the taste is too bad?"

· When expressing admiration to a girl, said: "Then all of us will start this relationship immediately!" - Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· Also say: "Miss, I can't deny that I am ugly, but I am gentle and never lie."

· When you threaten you, say, "Right, hero!"

· Seeing others fight, persuaded to say: "Hey, hello! Don't be angry, angry will make a slap!"

· But when I heard someone say hello on the road, "Speak to me? Don't tell me? Give the wrong person!"

· When you admire others, say: "I Kao! I served You!" - Zhou Xingchi famous words

· When you show something to someone, say, "You don't believe? Look!"

· When you don’t understand what others are saying, “I understand, you are sick!”

· "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

· "The relationship is broken."

· "Teacher, you are also recruited!" "What? Do you have a leg with him?!! - Zhou Xingchi's Quotations

· I once had a sincere love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will This girl said "I love you", if you have to add a deadline in this love, I hope it is... ten thousand years...

· Where does the enchanting singer dare to scare the young master! Sue old! I am a turtle! Are you a turtle? Yes! How is your chest so flat? What about the tits? So early! It still didn't get up!

· The pork-boiled bag who loves the freshly baked pork-boiled bag who loves the freshly-baked pork-boiled bag and the lotus seed bag, the lard bag, the shark fin package, the bean paste bag, and everything.

· This guy is okay on a long-term mother-in-law, as if there is a fly all day, oh... Sorry, not one, is a pile of flies around you, oh... oh... oh... oh... fly to you Inside the ear, help!

· People and goblins are all mothers, the difference is that people are fucking, and the demon is a demon. ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· You steal my grapes and Portuguese my mother!

· Wife, come out with the demon king to see God.

· Have you ever felt empty and lonely when you were in geometry...

· I want to see the moon when I first... You still call people sweet.... You touch me in desperation... I touch you all the time...

· Actually, I am the head of the ancient Chinese boxing method. You can ask me to be a "devil and muscle man". It is my interest to open a grocery store. It is my business to teach boxing. At the same time, I am indifferent to fame and fortune. Others are famous! I am with Li Xiaolong~~ It’s just a teacher and brother. Can I tell others everywhere? Jackie Chan, who came over to drink tea with me all day, I rarely entertain them! Do you want to tell me these? What's so great! how about it? What do you want to learn? ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· Iron sand palm, from the help of the water iron palm, the power is endless, anyone is hit, the internal organs are broken and the doctor is not cured on the way, three days of training, charge 600! Iron cloth shirt, originating from 50 kilometers north of Fujian Province, south of Shanwei 30 nautical miles south of Shaolin, after the formation of the whole body is as hard as iron, the knife and gun will not enter the water and fire does not invade, five days of training, charge 800! The blood drop, originated from the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, is the only hidden weapon of the Dazhong assassination group. It is easy to take the first level in a thousand miles. Because the lethality is too strong, it is replaced by this yo-yo, and it will be charged on the 7th. one thousand! The electric light poison dragon drill, Wang Xiaohu from Longhumen, was originally a fantasy, but after my improvement has become a must-kill leg method, charging one thousand five! Lightning Five Knights V3, once killed countless monsters and tyrant dinosaurs who invaded the earth, have been popular with countless teenagers in the 1970s, but I can tell you - it is fake! There is no such martial arts in the world. It is just for filming. I don't say you don't know. But you can rest assured that "children are not bullying, seeking truth from facts" is the purpose of my teaching of boxing...

· Yesterday, my Filipino workers walked through the market and heard that there was a fisher who said that there is someone called a gambling god, that is you. Haha... I was scared on the spot and then laughed. In this world, some people call themselves gambling gods, which is clearly when I am stupid! I am called gambling, you must wear invisible liquid crystal glasses, I tell you that I can directly see the deck, this is called the special function. There is only a priest here, as soon as I glance at it, I immediately become a wrinkled Ashi, because I haven’t worked yet. I can change my mahjong after I work. I am so bad about you, I also said that you are rotten. Look at it? Not convinced? Find an opportunity to study. Of course, if you compensate me for a hundred and hundreds of thousands, I will not talk about it. What are you looking at? Do you think you don't need money? I copied my contact number to Hong Kong 3345678, and I repeat it again is Hong Kong 3345678. It doesn't matter if you don't call me, because it will be your loss. Don't call after ten o'clock, because I am sleeping!

· Kung Fu is definitely suitable for men, women and children, killing and killing. It is just that everyone misunderstood him. Kung Fu is an art, an unyielding spirit. So I have been looking for ways to repackage martial arts all the time, so that you SEN fighting people, you can have a deeper understanding of Kung Fu.

· Nonsense? I am not good! All are hallucinations! I can't scare me! "

· 嘿~~~~ Tai Chi Kung Fu is a gimmick, earth-shattering. Shantou looks sweet and sweet, and everyone wants to eat. I saw Amei's arms and strength, and called the elder brother to vote! —— Zhou Xingchi Quotations

· I am KAO! What are you when I am? I have hundreds of thousands of seconds to play with you for a few seconds! Excuse me, you know that this person is so straight! I have to go to the game with you for the sake of no reason! You forgive me for being so straight, and finally I won the game for no reason, and the probability is lower than zero!

· I beat you, don't hit you sad!

· Don't be nervous, I am a car repairman. This wrench is used by me for screwing. Is it reasonable? As I said earlier, as a car repairman, it is logical to have a hammer around.

· I have hundreds of thousands of seconds in a row. It happened that the driver was zooming in today, and happened to lend the car to others today! I just happened to put my wallet on it again! I will invite you to dinner next time, I am really busy! The car is coming!

· I am going up and down in a second! I am going to eat the chopped noodles with you! ? ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· Heroes love to eat hamburgers. You are not a hero. Eat banana heroes love to eat hamburgers, pure beef to eat well, Hong Kong people to add a good fortune, eat is a good baby! Heroes love to eat black hair, nerve beef is all hair, Hong Kong people add a blessing, after eating, bubble! The world's martial arts out of Shaolin. Shaolin martial arts really scary. Being beaten by people, a slap in the face! Give money! Give money!

· I have told you that I can't do it.. You are here.. I will kill you again.

· You have now become a superman of the seventy-two changes, and can maintain world peace. what did you say? Can maintain world peace! What can I do? Can maintain world peace! Hey... Where are you going? To destroy the invaders of the five major planets of the Milky Way!

· Well, I am also known as "Triple Andy Lau"

· Smart! What is the taste of laxative banknotes? Five seconds effective! ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· I have already entered Mrs. Wang’s family encyclopedia in your computer chip. It has become a lot of fun! Like there is a very trendy toilet inside.

· This is an invincible fast remover! It was my father's product twenty-five years ago.

· Undirected heart disease, intermittent systemic dysfunction

· I don’t see Chen Jinan in my life. It is called a hero....

· Urine and urine to seven holes of blood... You are also the first person in ancient and modern times.... - Zhou Xingchi famous sayings

· Be a good fortune in front of me, do you think I am really afraid of your shrinking sun? If you have the ability, you will find your throat, your mouth, your mouth, and your sore. You big turtle, no one sex, eat glutinous rice, eat shit, I will wait for a while to kill you this dead hybrid!

· When you are three years old, you will peek at the woman’s bath. At the age of four, you will force the woman to see you take a bath. At the age of five, you will... Seventy years old, you will not want to circumcision when you are old, you will be seventy-one years old. To lie to the little girls to see the goldfish, in fact, it is necessary to be a non-religious person. At the age of 72, they will post money to make a big glass. See who is patronizing you and send 1000 silver and a steamed buns! Are you tired? No! I think that if you just yelled at the age of forty, you wouldn’t be embarrassed enough.

· I am sorry! The younger brother has three to do! What three don't do? One does not drink tea, two does not wash the floor, three do not stack the bed! Is that not like us? What do you do? I will... will play the harmonica, play the jade, the bubble girl, the little book, the divination star, the eyebrows, the wind, the jade

· Young people, you grab my job with me, which way do you have? Haven't asked yet? Teach me to teach... first, then teach... teach and teach first... first, please teach first... then teach and then... then I will teach... oh... no teach! Originally from Sanshui, Benfuzi is now the chief Western citizen of Washington, and holds a white paper fan. Which unit do you have? I am from Suzhou. I am currently a small bookboy in Washington, and I have a pair of double flower sticks in front of me! I bother! Are you older than me? ! I left Zuolong, right white tiger, old cow at the waist, faucet in the chest, people blocking the killing, Buddha blocking the Buddha...

· In fact, it doesn't make sense. ——Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence

· I have never had a sincere love in front of me. I don’t have a good cherish. If the opportunity comes once, I will definitely love it. If I want to add a deadline before love, I hope it is 10,000 years~~

· If a person does not have an ideal, what is the difference with a salted fish!