a topic that can make a girlfriend happy

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the squatting stool, and the gibbons gently cleaned and cleaned them and they fell in love. Others asked how they came together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: 猿 猿!

2. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help but scream at me in front of everyone: "I am not a pig!"

3. You wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying on the pillow, there is a suicide note, and I wrote: I struggled for one night, and I couldn’t pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I can live here. The world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.

4. One day a pair of fly mothers - eating lunch together

My son asked the flies mother: Why do we eat bowel movements every day?

The mother of the fly is angry and says: Don’t say such disgusting words when you eat, eat hot!!

5. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the telephone pole and asked him: "Where are you from? If you don't say it, you will die! The college student returned a sentence, and the result was electrocuted." He said: I am a TVU!

6. The two dumplings got married. After the guests were sent away, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked the bride where? The meatballs shyly said: hate, people take off your clothes and you I don't know!

7. Four mice bragging: A: I take the rat poison as sugar every day; B: I don't tickle the mouse with a foot on one day; C: I don't have a few streets every day, but I don't have time. Family hugs cats

8. One night, a naked man called a taxi. The female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious. He said: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver is also angry: I see you. Where does Mom save money?

9. Do you have a TV on the other side? Now look at the central Zhao Benshan was killed, pol.ice blocked the northeast, 19 people died, 11 people were missing, and 1 person was fooled!

10. A drunkard accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by, a pol.ice came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I just arrived.

11. A boy who has a sly boy finally has the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: Casting. The boy asked the same question again. He had to say sadly: Can't the head be flat?

12. Wolverine is vegetarian from birth. The wolf and daddy wore their brains to train wolves to hunt. Finally, the Sirius and the wolf mother were pleased to see the son chasing the rabbit. Wolverine grabbed the rabbit fiercely and said, "The kid! Hand over the carrots!"

13. A beautiful girl is waiting in line in front of the ramen shop counter. When she arrived, the ramen master asked: Do you want to be thick or thin? Girl A: What do you eat when you pull?

14. A pair of men and women stealing - love, the husband suddenly went home, the man did not care to wear clothes, jumped out of the window to escape, walked on the road on the street, the man's pretending to watch the sky: ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: cao, with chicken feathers and aliens.

15. White rabbit QB gray wolf escaped, the wolf indignantly chased, the rabbit wiped the gray rabbit with soil, wearing glasses to read the newspaper, wolf asked: can see a white rabbit? Rabbit: is the strong white wolf white rabbit Is it wolf: I am KAO, I have seen it so soon?

16. Head: Comrades are good! Soldiers: Heads are good! Heads: The comrades are all tanned! Soldiers: The head is darker! The head of the soldier shoots the chest of a soldier and says: How good is this muscle training! Soldier: Reporting head, I am Female soldier.

17. I am on the side of the road, I saw a penny. I just had to bend over. It turned out to be a sputum. I rely on it. Who is vomiting so round?

18. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, he walked over and whispered to him, "Cautious liver!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

19. The ghost has something to go out, afraid that someone else has stolen the wine he just called, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I also spit!

20. Someone rides on the street, crosses a road, and scatters. The police-speaker saw and exclaimed: "The palm is good!" Someone happily waved and answered: "Comrades have worked hard!"

21. The teacher wants the sports committee to confirm that the whole class girl has not come to him. He said to him: "You go to clear the whole class girl." The body committee is a small color ghost, busy asking: "Which is this?" The teacher said: I know that I still want you to go!"