Funny words

The most classic funny words

1. Eight precepts, don't think that you are standing at the streetlights.

2. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has a Great Wall.

3. The results of the joint entrance exam came out. The teacher said to me with a sigh of relief: Actually, I didn’t take it, it was a kind of happiness for you and the university.

4. Please don't ask him to use his brain. The left brain is all water, the right brain is all flour, and it doesn't move. It is all paste.

5. Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao Tzu will help you solve it.

6. There are no walls that are not airtight, and there are no beams that cannot be lifted.

7. I lost a big scorpion, and then I turned back and flashed again.

8. I don't like to organize the room, they all call me a chaotic room hero.

Hope is like fire, disappointment like smoke, life is seven ignitions, eight smokes...

You said that you will wait for me to come back, you really waited, and found someone to wait.

A celebrity is a person who does not know who he is before he is famous. He does not know who he is after he is famous.

My world suddenly started to snow, my God! Please don't comb your hair beside me.

I like to make friends, especially my girlfriend.

The fool sits and waits, and the wise man sits on the coin.

A fat man actually claimed that he was not a rough person.

I really admire you when you are so young.

1. One day your name will appear on my household registration book!

2, think about salary than salary, forget it, do not want to live.

3, lived for more than 20 years, failed to do something for the motherland, for the people, every thought of this, heartbroken.

4, I struggled with fat, almost did not sacrifice

5, life, it is born, live ~~

6, then ugly also want to fall in love, talking about the world full of love.

7, the ship hit the bridge head naturally sink ~~

8. When you put on a wedding dress, I also put on it~~

9. I prayed to Jesus for a steady and stable life. He thought about it, let’s talk about world peace first...

10. Love me and say it out loud! Hate me for a lifetime in my heart!

11. Doing the young and doing the hard things that have been done, it’s been a few years.

12, I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the spring, now it is autumn, oh, actually no grain ~~

13. You once said to me, I will always love me. I understand this love, but what is it forever?

14. The seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They have curiosity, mobility, destructive power, and the Protection of Minors.

15, people are expensive and have a letter - I said that if you don't pay back, you will not pay back!

16. Summer is not good. When the poor is poor, even the northwest winds are not drinking. Fortunately, it is autumn now.

17. Although I believe in the vows, I don’t believe in you~~

18, where I can't put it down, it must be because I can't have it~~

19. Special people never say that they are special, like me.

20, my life will only be two things. 1 This will not be 2, nor will it

21, ** uncomfortable, free not **~~

22. I know that there is no banquet in the world, but at least, I have to eat well at the banquet!

23, the explanation is to cover up, cover up is to tell the story ~~

24, people and people can not get along with the guests!

25, whenever I am in trouble, I will read the Tibetan scriptures: "Why are you doing it?", translated into English is: All money go my home!

26, goodness is when others are hungry, I eat meat is not bia ji mouth ~~

27. I wanted to be a problem teenager, but I have lived through the rules for so many years.