Funny sentence

It’s raining, don’t forget to take an umbrella, the wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

Can the eggs of the world join together to break the stone?! So it is still necessary to be a reality...

Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, I am afraid of a teammate like a pig!

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...

I have had a pair of wings, but I didn't use it to soar in the sky, but to cook in a pot...

A lot of attention to the Three Gorges line, you can share more classic inventory.

I am not a casual person, I am not a person.

Sleep is an art – no one can stop me from pursuing art!

Raw, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

Look at the world A film, the heart is naturally no code.

When the bank charges, it says: "This is in line with international practice!" The service said: "I want to consider China's national conditions!"

It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse. He may be Don Juan; the winged one is not necessarily an angel. He may be a bird.

Huai Cai is like a pregnancy, and it will take a long time for people to see it.

The station is higher and the urine is farther.

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

Don't fall asleep in class, just drunk on the wine table.

After seeing me, you will suddenly find out that the original handsome can be so specific!

Since the two 妓-women claim to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now claim to be illiterate!

At 12 o'clock midnight, go offline, or the princess will change back to Cinderella.

Sitting on the name of the big milk, enjoy the treatment of the second wife!

I don’t feel a pound of white wine, because I have already drunk after drinking half a catty.

It is a process to read the newspaper on the toilet and it is the same as the stool. It is a process, otherwise it is not finished.

If the son is disobedient, he can fight properly, or he will not show the majesty of Laozi. The Taiwan issue is like this.

My mother had a birthday, and it is better to send two pieces of girders to boiled and eat white cabbage, at least for the present.

I will not go to see netizens unless the country modifies monogamy.

I will find you in my next life, because you are the most stupid except me.

Don't blame the dog for a long bun!

Occasionally, you will feel very cool when you live a quiet life, but if you live quietly, you will be miserable...

When quarreling, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a step-gun and a machine gun.

Men are fantasizing about me, I am dreaming of heaven.

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is.

Agong is coming from his grandson...

The pig has the idea of ​​a pig, and the thought of someone. If the pig has someone's thoughts, then it is not a pig - it is a bastard!

God, you let the summer and winter have the same room? Give birth to this ghost weather!

Vulnerabilities and patches are flying together, and the blue screen is a good one!

It is normal to eat the wire of the brush in the breakfast, which shows that our logistics is strictly in the order of cooking and cooking.

Women have countless QQ numbers only to slap a man, men often use a QQ number to fill up a variety of women...

Don't hang on a tree, try to die a few times on a few trees...--death and die completely!

The impulse of a moment, the crisis of the children!

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

I argued with the MM whether the whale is a fish. In the end, I said, "The Japanese also have a personal character." She agreed that the whale is not a fish.

The shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to work hard.

If the reply is a virtue, then I have long been a saint.

Life can't be like cooking. Put all the ingredients ready before you go to the pot.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and sisters. In retrospect, I was staggering for years!

Wear other people's shoes, take your own path, let them find it.

There is a very old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Peking University will live forever...

I am a beast when I take off my clothes. I am a cloaked animal when I put on my clothes!

Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

Your ugly has nothing to do with your face...

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

It’s really creative, it’s so courage to live!

Are the types of animals decreasing and the types of people increasing?

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, it is good to just arrive before class.

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path is overcrowded.

Do you think that I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes!

Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to the name!

What do I take to kill your lover...

Exercise muscles and prevent sputum!

The reason why angels fly is because they see themselves very lightly...

I want to fall in love, but it is already late...

The east side of the sunrise is raining west, the tutor is ruthless, I have love.

I love you! What is your business?

In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing kung fu.

Hug is a strange thing, so close by, but can't see each other's faces.

In this world, I only believe in two people, one is me and the other is not you.

I don't know who the wife is on my bed, my wife doesn't know who's on the bed!

I really want to take care of your public voice: Hey!

North University has cheated on my university for four years, so I plan to use the knowledge of Beijing University to teach me to lie to the society for a lifetime!

My friends around me, you are going to be famous, so my memoirs can be sold well...

When you put on a wedding dress for love, I also put on the monk’s jealousy...

I have never seen such a disgusting school - set the midterm exam in the month!

House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

If I am an emperor, seal you as a prince!

Damn, I was complained! The customer said that I gave his mp file no image!

I have never been a good college student, relying on strong quality!

In fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately, I am a talented person!

I drink only pure water, and milk only pure milk, so I am very simple...

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of this year's program of birth planning in China, I decided not to contact the opposite sex friends for the time being, thank you for your cooperation.

No money, no power, no better for you, can you follow me?

I bought a computer without broadband, just like the wine is ready, but I became a monk before eating.

I won't bend over when I drop the banknotes in the sky, because even the pies won't fall in the sky, let alone the banknotes.

It’s better to buy 10 cigarettes for me than to go to a nightclub.

Marriage on August 8th, 2008 is a good idea.

If you want me to sweep the floor, I will never brush the bowl. If I want to brush the bowl, I will never sweep the floor. Do it together? You are an alien!

Lying in bed watching TV is worse than going to bed while watching TV.

Give me a fulcrum, I will push the neighbor's car into the ditch, save him from seeing me and honking.

Those women who participated in the beauty pageant could not find a good man, because good men are married, like me.

If the leader does not give me a raise next month, I will resign and send him two Chinese before resigning, killing him.

If the pigs will fly, who will buy the plane? It is not enough to ride the pig on the sky.

My tie can't be found anymore. Did you find a rag yesterday?

In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired it is, or China is good.

You still let me see the board, electric heating is not able to stand it!

I am even a 癞蛤-蟆, I will never lick my mother-癞蛤

Life is sometimes like being raped by eunuchs - resistance is pain, no resistance or pain!

My friend's name on his girlfriend's mobile phone is "he", and when they broke up, they became "it"...