Six lessons that have benefited a lot

first lesson

A man prepares to take a bath in the bathroom after his wife has showered. At this time, the doorbell rang. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a bath towel and rushed to the door. When she opened the door, neighbor Bob stood there. Before she spoke, Bob said, "If you take the bath towel off, I will give you $800." After thinking for a while, the woman took the bath towel and stood naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob handed her $800 and left. The woman re-wrapped the bath towel back to the house. When she stepped into the bathroom, the husband asked her, "Who is it?"

"It's neighbor Bob," she replied.

“Hey,” said the husband. “Have he mentioned that he still owes me $800?”

The meaning of the story: timely sharing of important information with shareholders in the same boat will avoid unnecessary exposure.

Second lesson

A salesman, a clerk and their manager found an ancient oil lamp while walking to lunch. They rubbed the oil lamp and an elf jumped out. The elf said: "I can satisfy each of you with a wish." "I will first! I will first!" said the clerk. "I want to go to the Bahamas, drive a speedboat and be isolated." Hey! She flew away. "It's me! It's me!" said the salesperson. "I want to go to Hawaii, lie on the beach, have a private masseuse, a free refill of chilled juice rum, and a favorite in my life." He flew away. "OK, it's up to you." The elf said to the manager. The manager replied: "I want those two idiots to come back to work immediately after lunch!"

The meaning of the story: always let your boss open first.

Lesson Three

An eagle sits on a tall tree and rests, doing nothing. A little rabbit saw the eagle and asked it, "Can I sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle replied: "Well, you can't do it." So the rabbit rested on the ground below the eagle. Suddenly, a fox appeared, and it rushed to the rabbit to eat it.

The moral of the story: To sit and do nothing, you have to sit in a very, very high position.

Fourth lesson

A small bird flies to the south for the winter. It’s too cold. It was frozen and fell on a field. As it lay there, a cow came over and pulled a bunch of cockroaches on it. The frozen bird lay in the dung and began to feel warm. Cow dung did warm it up.

It lay in the warm cow dung, was very happy, and began to sing songs.

A passing cat heard the bird rushing to see what happened. Following the sound, it found the bird under the cow dung and quickly dragged it out to eat it.

The meaning of the story:

Not every enemy who is pulling on you is your enemy.

Not every friend who drags you out of the dung is your friend.

When you are stuck in the dung, it is best to close your beak.

Lesson 5 [Business is doing this]

He said to his son, I want to find a wife for you. The son said, but I am willing to find it myself! He said, but this girl is the daughter of Bill Gates! The son said, if so, yes.

Then he found Bill Gates and said, I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates said, no, my daughter is still small! He said, but this young man is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill Gates said, ah, this way, OK!

Finally, I found the president of the World Bank and said, I recommend a vice president to you! The president said, but I have too many vice presidents, redundant! He said, but this young man is the son-in-law of Bill Gates! The president said So, line!

- Business is what it does.

Lesson 6 [Monk and Butcher]

Once upon a time, a monk was a good friend with a butcher. The monk is going to chanting every morning, and the butcher is going to kill the pig every day. In order not to delay their morning work, they agreed to call each other out in the morning.

Many years later, the monks and the butchers passed away. The butcher went to heaven, and the monk went to hell.

Why?

Because the butcher is doing good deeds every day, the monk is up to chanting. On the contrary, the monk calls the butcher up to kill...

Small philosophy:

What you do is not what you think is right, but it is not necessarily right.