Clever pig nine ring

Clever pig nine ring

The son of Zhu Bajie’s son, Jiu Jiu, is smart and capable, and everyone praises him.

The pig's eight rings recently had a sallow sallow, and the doctor said that he had A liver, and some said he had B liver. Pig Jiujie said: "No, no! Dad recently eaten more broad beans. The broad bean pyrimidine contained in broad beans interferes with the normal operation of glucose hexaphosphate dehydrogenase G-6-PD, causing red blood cell rupture and triggering 'bud bean hemolysis'. I am sick." The doctor suddenly realized that it was administered according to the disease. In a few days, the disease of the Eight Precepts would be fine.

Shaying opened a sandstone company and recruited employees. The topic was “How to make pigs on trees?” Some said: Hanging food on trees and tempting pigs to tree; some said, cut down trees and let pigs Take a group photo on the tree; some say that the pigs climbed the tree around the trunk of the tree. The pig's nine rings said: "No, no! Let the pig lay down and do a dream of climbing trees. As long as the dream is obtained, you can do it. Kafka has a grotesque description in "The Metamorphosis": 'One morning Gregory Samsa woke up from the restless sleep and found himself lying in bed and turned into a huge beetle. 'Dreaming, people can become beetles, pigs can climb trees. Uncle Sha, right "Sasha said: "Well, hire you as the director of the creative department."

Bai Longma, the daughter of Bai Longma, is doing a brain teasing question: How many kinds of monsters did Tang Yin encounter in "Journey to the West"? She replied: two, one is a male monster, and the other is a female monster. The Pig Nine Precepts said: "No, no! There are three kinds of monsters. They are animal monsters, plant monsters and mineral monsters."

Sun Wukong heard that the pigs were smart and very convinced. They ran to investigate the pig's nine rings and asked: "When I said the word 'future', what did the first sound just export immediately become?" "I immediately became a 'past'. Right?" Sun Wukong nodded and said yes. Pig Jiuquan said: "Uncle Sun, can I ask you a question? What is the taste of space?" Sun Wukong was really asked, scratching his head and swearing, "I am like the air of the earth." "The pig nine rings said: "No, no! American astronaut Don Pedette describes it as a fairly comfortable sweet metal."

Sun Wukong was willing to go down the wind and said: "Hey, hey! It’s really the waves of the Yangtze River, and the pigs are stronger than the old ones." Why is the pig nine rings so clever? It turns out that he has a more ring than his father's pigs: "Play"! Diligence can make up for it.

First day: Yuan Wenyu