My humorous teacher Hu

When I went to the middle school, my teacher naturally changed. On the first day of school, the students were thinking about what kind of teacher they would meet. Every student wants to meet a good teacher. However, the reality is cruel and benevolent. After a morning class, I didn't even remember a teacher's last name. Because it is too annoying. The first lesson in the beginning of the school began to lecture, and bothered to be annoying. This is the cruel side of reality. However, his benevolent side is reflected at this time.

When the bell rings, our hearts are always jumping, because we don't know what kind of teacher our Chinese teacher will be. It is the teachers who want to be in the morning or... At this time, a teacher with a big belly and a small hair appears in front of us. "What is his surname? It looks like a kind teacher, what about his real side?" Every student thought. At this time, the teacher wrote a big "Hu" on the blackboard. He said: "My surname is Hu." Then I wrote the word "Zhanhua" in the back. "My name is Hu Zhanhua," he said. "When the time is long, you will find that Hu has no other shortcomings except for a small amount of hair," he said, glaring at his scarce hair. "Ha ha ha ha ha..." The whole class laughed. He wrote the words "great" in front of his name. He said: "In the future, when you see me, I will call 'Great Teacher Hu' and I will know that you are my students." "Ha ha ha..." We laughed even more. At this time he said: "I am telling you something fun."

"You all know 'Qianlong'!" "Know it!" we replied. "I just saw the money and the eyes are all dragons." "Hehehehehe..." Hu teacher took the lead and laughed. "One time, he was in the palace, I thought it was okay, so I was going to play. Then he picked up the iphone5 and made a call. The content is as follows: 'Hey, dear, are you having something now?' Boss, what's wrong, I'm fine. ''Hey, that's good, you come to me here, I will go to the mountains to play with the water to go to ''哎, oh, I will go to the Qianlong hang up the phone and give the ride again. I made a call on the field. 'You prepared me a boat. I will go over. ' Just hang up the phone, his dear is here. Then I drive the Rolls Royce to the amusement park to go to the mountains to play with the water. On the way to the center of the lake I saw the picture of the dragon with money and eyes. I saw a picture. It was on the mountain. There was an old tree. At this time, when I said, 'Dear, I have a pair. You can see if you can "Lianlian" is a good old man, you say, 'He dear, thinks, 'The little boss has no talent, he can come out what kind of pair.' This is Qianlong to 'the rock under the mountain rock, this wood is the Chaishan Mountain'. He deared, and then thought that the little boss was quite 2, and he was able to come out, but it was difficult for me. She When I didn't think of it, I said to Xiaolong, "Little boss, you let me think about it, I will tell you later." At this time, she saw a picture, a group of women in the sun set down to wash at the spring..." This is the class. When the bell rang, the teacher said, "This pair of people will go home and think about it, predicting what will happen..." "Look at the next episode!" Hu did not finish, and we rushed to answer.

Ah~ my humorous teacher Hu left us a deep impression! ! Teacher Hu, we like you!

First day: An Zhen