I don't want to wash the dishes!

Oh, sad! Just had a meal, but it was my turn to wash the dishes. I took an excuse to come to the bedroom to rest, just lying on the bed, I came to another world...

Candy Year, Chicken Leg Month, Burger Day, Sun, I became an inventor.

The next day, I saw an innovative composition in the institute. With the shout of “Dr.”, my assistant Miqi told me with breathlessness: “Dr., the housekeeping robot you invented has won the latest Nobel best idea. Award!" I first stunned and said: "Miqi, today is not April 1st." Miqi looked very unhappy, said to me with a slap in the face: "The dog bites Lu Weibin, does not know the good heart. This is true! I have no benefit in lie to you. I smiled and I was very excited. When I saw this, you might ask, "What is the use of your housekeeping robot?" I want to know, listen to me slowly. Come on the slow track:

I put a special wafer into the head of the robot, the robot is upgraded to the level of the smart robot, and can only do the housework. If you want it to do something else, hey! You still dismiss the idea early. Because my special chip also has the object recognition function, so you want him to do something that has nothing to do with housework. First, ask: "Do you want to continue?" If you choose No, you will cancel the thing you want to do. . If you choose, the robot's system will collapse immediately and it will be repaired. Let me introduce the washing function:

When it washes dishes, the speed can be different. Washing a bowl for 2 seconds at the fastest, the efficiency is ok, but it will definitely not get sick. Wash one at the slowest 20 seconds, I don't need to talk about efficiency? If I insist on what I want to say, I will still say it, of course it is extremely good, and the washed dishes can be used as electric lights.

"Son, what are you doing here? Go to the dishes." Dad said.

"Would you like to let the robot go? I am very puzzled to ask.

"What robot?"

"What? I was just dreaming?"

"Just you fell asleep."

"喔" I am reluctant to go to "Hell."