Driver and child

One day, a driver drove out and drove to a river without a bridge. How did it pass? The driver is guilty. A child passed by here and asked: "Uncle, what happened to you?" The driver said: "Children, can you tell me, can my car drive past?" The child did not answer. The driver pulled out a dollar and asked, "Can you tell me now?" The child still didn't answer. The driver pulled out another piece of chocolate and asked, "Can you?" The child looked at chocolate and said, "Yes, uncle, you can drive in." The driver decided to drive the car when he believed the child. Just driving down, the car is not over. The driver was scared, and struggling to go to the other side, and finally got on the shore. The driver asked the child: "Why do you want to panic?" The child said: "I didn't panic. I just saw the duck in the river, and the water drowned half of the duck body. The car was much more than the duck." I heard it and it was so funny and funny.

First grade: Wang Yuzhen