Liu Wei strange things (1)

"August autumn, the wind is raging, and I am on the roof of the house." Liu Wei is wearing two black eyes, and is reading the text aloud with the sound of ducks, because if he does not recite it tonight, it will become pork tomorrow. Zongzi. Liu Wei can not hesitate to believe that his 160 kg body shape can not stand the teacher's "dog stick method", no! It is the "pig stick method."

At this moment, God seems to deliberately want to play with him, the cold wind like a sharp knife constantly attacked the glass window carved with the pattern, making a rumble, as if there is a possibility of collapse at any time. Liu Wei couldn't help but shudder, and was about to get up and pull the curtains. At this time, God didn't open his eyes, and he put a night squatting. A purple light flashed across the night sky, and it was clear that the dark clouds in the sky kept tumbling. Like a dream... Liu Wei scared the mother to pick it up from the chair, and the whole body fat jerked up, and for a moment it was under the table and it was shrinking. Outside the window, the thunder was deafening and the rain poured down. Liu Wei’s small heart, which is inversely proportional to his body, can no longer stand the torment and faint...

At night, no one knows that the dark clouds in the sky have spiraled into a huge whirlpool, like a huge dark abyss. Suddenly, a huge carriage appeared from the abyss, galloping along the sky, with a raging laughter. Under the illumination of the moonlight, you can see the huge figure on the car and the huge three-headed iron fork. The devil glanced at the building where Liu Wei lived, and drove in that direction, just stopped at the window of Liu Wei's room. The devil put his head close to the glass window of Liu Xiao's house, and he could see that his face was extremely scary, twisted, and fierce. The two black-painted eyes kept turning, seeming to find something from Liu Wei's room. The room was dark and there was no one on the bed. There were anime posters around the walls. There were "NARUTO", "ONEPIECE", "BLEACH"... There was also a laptop on the table. The devil grabbed his head boringly, and drove into the middle of the dark clouds in a carriage...

Liu Yu surnamed Liu, famous, and the words are chic, so the class called it a chic brother. His father went out to work in his early years, and he rarely met each other once a year, comparable to the "Cowboy and Weaver Girl." The mother is gentle and virtuous, and one person takes care of the family alone. As for the chic brother, the body is quite three-dimensional, flowing, and the character is extremely wretched! The big stomach king, the most important thing is: his luck is so good that there is nothing to say, absolutely belongs to the kind of people who are in danger and will die. Since childhood, he has only been to the hospital once, and he was still being pulled by his mother for examination. As a result, the doctor judged that he had high blood pressure, high blood sugar and high blood fat. Whether this is true or not has not been verified. ... This luck, under the heavens, from ancient times to today, only one person can compare with it - Cheng Jinjin!

The next day, the "family CEO" teacher came to check the task, and the chic brother was included in the search. But the horror in the classroom surprised the teacher, that is, everyone is wearing dark circles and yawning. Not many students who can recite the text are not available. "Which? The squad leader told me what was going on?" "Teacher, let me sleep for a while. zzz..." "There is no reason! You have this reason!!! You kids? #¥%~·#¥" In this way, the chic brother escaped again...

Outside the window, red clouds, yellow leaves, the sunset is like fire. Chic brother and his buddy old wet out of the school gate. Old wet: "YouTMDisagoodluckyguy, I thought you have to be smashed into pork scorpions!" Chic brother: "suodesilei

"Wait, how to run so fast, don't you really think that it was a bit strange yesterday?" For example... "What?" "Shadow!" "Shadow?" , its appearance is incomprehensible...

Hubei Experimental Middle School, second day: old wet