History is the first chapter of this rewriting

Sui Dynasty

"What? These two little rabbit scorpions, dare to take me Jiangshan, ah ah! Come, rate Tianbao invincible general Yuwen Chengdu to go to discuss Wagang, and, the Xifu Zhao Wang?" Yang Guang replied.

"Yu Huang Shang, Li Yuanba and Li Yuan have been killed in the temple."

"Ha ha ha ha, eat me Li Yuanba hammer. Yeah!"

"Little mouse generation Li Yuanba, dare to be a tiger for this, eat your grandfather hammer!"

"Who are you, don't kill! Your kid, if you can pick up my Li Yuanba three hammers, I will spare you, otherwise, be careful that your life is not guaranteed."

"Grandpa's grandfather of your grandfather's grandmother, less nonsense, I am after Yue group, Yue Fei. Hahaha, I am afraid, I will be afraid if I am afraid."

[Is there any applause? I changed it too far! Hahaha. See who is amazing. Yue Buqun has been pulled in]

"Yeah, eat a little master, ah!"

"Yuejia guns, eat tricks!"

"Sorry, your mom told you to go home to eat. Hahahaha."

"Nonsence."

Li Yuan vomited blood and fell to the ground and died.

"Come on, prepare coffins, there is a second-hand coffin in a supermarket opposite, cheap." Yue Fei said.

"Benefit! Please be prayed."

"No, I am going to clear the rest of the party, you go to be your emperor. Hahaha."

Since then. Sui Dynasty embarked on a prosperous step.

Chu State

"Report. Lord, is not good, Xiang Yu has attacked the letter to the valley, how should the Lord?"

"It doesn't matter, he won't kill me. I turned over the history of China, and finally I built the Han Dynasty and became Han Gaozu."

"The Lord, the habit of bragging is not good."

"You have to believe me."

"Report, Xiang Yu invited the lord to go to Xinfeng Hongmen to eat."

"Is there a beer, Sedrin."

"Yes, Xiang Yu said that Nanchang beer has it,"

"Okay, start now."

"Yes."

[after three minutes]

"Why don't you go?" Liu Bang said.

"Lord, hey, Hongmen, is on the right."

[No words! After the arrival]

"Liu Ge, I am here to invite you to come and eat something."

"Don't eat. Come out."

"Do you not give me face? I want to worry."

"Don't, I eat, I eat."

"Kill! Kill Liu Bang." Xiang Zhuang said

"Yes. Everyone is killing Liu Bang, and the king can be an emperor."

"How can this be done? Liu Bang is my friend. How can he kill him? Xiang Yu said

"Look, Xiang Wang does not kill me, but I don't want to loose it." Liu Bang said.

"I don't mean this. I let you cook him. This guy is too angry." Xiang Yu said.

[Liu Bang finally sang a song - count you very much]

In the end, Xiang Yu became the king of Chu, and naturally there are Chu Gaozu, Chu Wudi, Chu Jingdi and so on.

There are also the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, the Spring and Autumn Warring States, the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Western Han Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms, the Jin and the Southern and Northern Dynasties

Note: Each story does not affect any storyline.

Second day: Luo Yang