106 classes laughed at big deeds! !

First introduced. . My table: Zhou Yang = Z Junwu back table: Yu Jiawen = W Jun Wu's table at the same table: Qian Zhenghao = Q Junwu oblique back table: Yu Zhi Yang = Y Jun Zhu Zi Ning = Z Jun began to squat. . Exam articles: Just after the monthly exam, try to curl down, accidentally glanced at the test paper at the same table, and immediately fainted. . So the title is: The author of "Wisteria Drosophila" is _______________- The author of "Children's Interest" is a Qing Dynasty writer _____________- The correct solution is: Zong Yi, Shen Fu His answer is: China, Confucius is connected: The author of Wisteria Drosophila is the author of China's "Children's Interest", a Confucius of the Qing Dynasty, and then an expansion question: The Wright brothers made a successful banquet on the flight test of the plane. The brother gave a speech: "The earliest words in the birds. It’s a parrot, and the parrot can’t fly high.” The implication of this sentence is: _______________ The correct solution is: The person who can only speak empty words without actual action will not have an achievement. His answer is: the things that can be talked will not fly. Because the plane can't talk, so when it flew, I said to him at the time: "You solved the problem of why humans can't fly this century!" Chatting: When the monthly exam is held, the first grade and the second grade are sitting together, so Someone named Yang Luyang, the MM of the first and second grades said: "Yang Luyang, hey! Your name is good! Axis-symmetric!" Then I looked at the MM's face, and I silently Sprayed . . . My school has a school newsletter, and then the old class said: "If you don't want to run the school newsletter, you are not reluctant, but if you don't receive a newsletter with a major incident, the consequences will not be responsible." Hey: "This is not a forced consumption in disguise." After the end of Y, he turned his head and said very seriously: "Wrong, this is called forcing you to be good!" So the school stipulates that when doing morning exercises, you must first trotting, then I A few classmates in the class just don't run, and they turn to talk. Our internship teacher is very imposing to say something: "Run up, don't move!" One day, science class, the same table, the four-person team Laughing at the man in front of him, saying, "What is the younger brother of Silly A? Stupid-B!" Then when we said "what is the younger brother of Silly A", our science teachers are very embarrassed. The name of the table. . . Sometime W is singing: small dimple long eyelashes, fascinating and hopeless, I can't sleep every day, thinking..." Then Q Jun was very dissonant and inserted: "Zhou Yang's smile" and then Q was W flattened... Social class, the teacher introduced the four oceans: "Indian Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Arctic Ocean..." The same table suddenly burst into laughter, then the teacher named him: "Zhou Yang! "So he was laughed at by the whole class... Z Jun was sick and came to school for a week, didn't know the class teacher of 101, and then the class teacher of 101 was very harmonious, much like a 50-year-old grandmother, and he was 101. The class’s friend was trained by the class teacher. He walked over without a chance and took his friend’s shoulder and said, “XXX, are you here? Is this your grandmother? Then the head of the 101 class stared fiercely at him...

106 classes laughed at big deeds! !

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