Lao Luo Quotations

Old Luo Quotations:

1. This question is so simple that it is so embarrassing to do it.

2. The dog girl said to the dog man.

3. The foreigner chased the girl, and the rose slammed it over.

4. Lao Luo asked in class: "What are the Japanese women's hobbies?" Someone replied: "Picture!!" Lao Luo smiled and said, "You can't think of something good for TMD~ So, what do Japanese men have? Hobby?" The following is the same: "Look at the film!!!"

5. Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.

6. I have only seen Lao Yu and the Cantonese madman in the dictionary.

7. What is a pear-shaped figure? Well? What do you think of me?? My Lao Luo is a standard barrel-shaped figure!!

8. This question has been difficult to understand in New Oriental for many years, until you joined the New Oriental. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you can be a real cow! I quickly said: Don't say so, I just stood on the shoulders of the giant!

9. My grandmother was born in Guangxu years and changed to a fart.

10. Dementia-type mental patients are the happiest. Has reached a deep state, every day is in a very high state. And dry and casual - you are a fool, what are you afraid of?? Can be raised in vain, always in a state of release.

11. Politics means that there is no contradiction to create contradictions and then resolve contradictions. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in Pakistan’s national mathematics textbook: catching seven Israeli prisoners of war and killing five, and there are still a few left? There is no hope for the nation that instills hatred in mathematics.

12. Do you have a misunderstanding and explain it? Never explain it! There are only two situations I explain: 1. My loved one misunderstood me. If I don't explain, they will be upset. 2. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two, never explain. Really tough, don't explain! Mom, even you like me, you misunderstand, you can still do it?

13. What is the pesticide? It is to help the insects to learn eugenics. More and better pesticides make a small bug like Little Tyson. It’s like a drizzle that’s not so good. It’s better to take a shower. And these little bugs are not idle when they take a bath. They sing while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!"

14. People are the most fucking hypocrisy. You went to the cliff to commit suicide and saw a person. When you look at him, he will come to the air. When he goes up, he will flatten it. Then he will feel good. He doesn't want to die. He hugs people and yells at "Benevolence". As a result, he jumps. The same is true for animals: the object of torture of human beings is called a benefactor. What is the life-saving dog. Like a bee. People who have worked hard for a year to brew honey, are you brewing it!! You go up and grab it, drink it, touch your mouth and say, "Ah, little bee, you are really a hard elf!" By, you bully also Just bully, but also disgusting. It is not known, if you know, it is definitely vomiting blood.

15. When the student asked Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu would tell him a little story of his own struggle, and the students were all moved, and they forgot the problem.

16. If zg is 50% homosexual, the population problem will be solved. ,

17. I really know that you can meet such a cow teacher!

18. The real macho, dare to look straight into the bleak life.

19. Another characteristic of a macho, to hide when crying.

20. The straightforwardness of happiness.

21. Ah, it’s time to sleep and drink two cups of coffee.

22. After listening to the mental breakdown.

23. Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the director of teaching.

24. Every school has a lascivious male physical education teacher who lets the boys play the ball and teach the girls to play games.

25. Girls are not good at this. You can’t beat them, but you can’t beat them! Why do you want to play small reports?

26. After I went to New Oriental, I dismissed many old teachers.

27. The life of the darts does not need to be explained.

28. I swallowed a bitter bitterness, but it seemed to her to be a slobber.

29. Wind. Cold wind. Cold wind blowing. -------------- Gu Long wrote this in order to earn the draft fee

30. The eyes are bloody, the blue veins on the head are exposed, and the hair appears on the feet.

31. Why? It's very simple, because you are a bandit and have never seen the world.

32. 13-year-old boy Luo Yonghao, the first time in his life to witness a live black man!

33. At this time, I quickly took out the notebook and wrote the will.

34. Pleasant sadness

35. Shoot a limited flattering firepower on a person's ass.

36. Most hospitals in the world do not deliberately treat patients rudely, except for school hospitals. Our university hospital was called a slaughterhouse and no one dared to go. Once I was accidentally injured when I was playing football, there was no way. I could only look at the advanced school hospital. The school doctor was very excited to see me coming in because there was never anyone coming. He touched my thigh with his hand and touched and said with a smile: "Hey, it’s pretty fresh, just fell." I said, "You are a little less, show me quickly." So they consulted the Big Three. The result of the diagnosis was that I had a fracture. I was very depressed and lay down on the bed in the bedroom for a week. Then one day, there was a kid in the bedroom next door to our bedroom to see the door. I saw that only one of the wounded was there, and he grabbed it. I think this is how it happened. When I shot it, I shot it, so I beat him up. He ran away. I was so angry that I chased it out and dragged my leg that was still tied with plaster. The playground chased two laps, and then suddenly found that the legs seemed to be fine at all, so I went to the city hospital to look at it. The doctor said that I was only a muscle strain. From then on, I will never go to the school hospital again.

Lao Luo's personal profile:

Luo Yonghao, male, was born in 1972 in Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture and Long County of Jilin Province. The founder of Hammer Technology. He has founded Niubo.com and Laoluo English Training School, and has a book called "My Struggle".

Luo Yonghao announced his smart phone on April 8, 2019. On March 27, 2019, he released an Android-based deep customization system. In May 2019, he obtained a 70 million venture capital investment with a valuation of 470 million yuan. On May 20, 2019, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smart phone product Smartisan T1. At 19:00 on August 27, 2019, Youku.com live broadcast "The Battle of Youku: Luo Yonghao PK Wang Ziru".