2014 WeChat funny personality signature

1. Terman is the richest man in the world because ATMs are written on ATMs.

2, hold you in your hand, put up the palm of your hand, I will not die you!

3. Once upon a time, her eyes were as dead as Dong Cunrui.

4. I am embarrassed that I am not a lesbian. On the contrary, I can honestly face my feelings.

5, from monkeys to people need thousands of years, from people to monkeys only use a bottle of wine

6. The light has lengthened my figure and slowly disappeared. It turned out that I was invisible.

7, when reading can not read, take out the mirror meditation: all grow up into this is not good to read.

8, rice, I want to be; thin, but also what I want. The two cannot be both.

9, dry firewood meets the fire, it is called Ming Sao, wet wood meets the fire, that is the boring

10, black people go to watch horror movies, the result is scared white!

11, in the future, you will be a husband, you can play and play, you can not eat to eat him.

12, the sister is not lonely, because there is loneliness to accompany the sister

13, sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the sister to answer this.

14, God, I will not call you anymore. You don't love my granddaughter at all.

15, bought a disc, the boss said that seven animals to a weak woman, take home to see is a steel gourd baby!

16. Insomnia every night. If I fall asleep that night, it is definitely not normal, or it is a break.

17. When you know me, I don't know you; when you like me, I know you; when you fall in love with me, I like you; when you leave me, I fall in love with you!

18. You are my good beauty, so I can throw you away after I finish drinking.

19, you have to believe, believe that we will be like a fairy tale, frogs and dinosaurs are the end.

20, you think that you are superfluous, in fact, you are really superfluous!

21. Do you think that I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes.

22. Girl, if a man pauses the game in order to return to your newsletter, marry him!

23, Ching Ming Festival, this year's students are not easy to put a fake, even the holiday must be the light of the ancestors.

24, people are not afraid of death, but most afraid not know how to live!

25. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you.

26, if you want to lose, it is better to let go.

27, the donor, the barren is to come to the edge, may I ask if there is fried chicken leg + cola, grilled chicken wings + orange juice is also OK!

28. Time has changed us and bid farewell to simplicity.

29, the most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart broken, you have to stick yourself

30. Although my family is not very wealthy, at least we still have dignity.

31. Too many classes are skipped. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher said with amazement that it was so long after seeing it for so long.

32, Hello! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you...

33, I can't make everyone happy, because not everyone is a person!

34. I drink alcohol to kill my pain, but this damn pain has learned to swim.

35. When I lost my love, I shed a tear, so I got the Pacific Ocean.

36. I am a little bird. I want to fly but I can't fly. Oh? It’s not long hair.

37, I want to improve my life, I don't eat noodles, I want to eat instant noodles.

38. I have to earn a lot of money for my father, then I will be the second generation.

39. I thought that I was very decadent. Today I realized that I was scrapped early.

40, I only care about what I care about, you are not in this range!

41. The current failure is paving the way for future success.

42. The bird has no wings and can't fly, but I don't have you, I can live very well.

43. Happiness is a comparative level, and you need to have something to get the bottom.

44. We should keep quiet when we listen to the lectures in the church. It is very impolite to disturb others to sleep.