2014 WeChat super cute signature

1. I killed Baidu because it knows too much.

2. You are fine, I am dreaming of what I am doing, I am busy, don’t you know?

3. Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

4. Be a cat in the next life: always be pampered, graceful, and important is nine lives!

5. [What should I do to catch a mosquito in the summer?] 1. Raise him 2. Send him to school 3. Buy a house for him 4. Help him see the child. After all, his blood is flowing through him.

6. If I am dead, the first thing I want to say is that I don’t have to be afraid of it!

7. We will break up the homework. I think we are really not suitable.

8. When I paid the mobile phone fee, I realized that it was worth my money.

9. "Do you see me like a girl in a hundred years?" "Oh, I see you like a hundred years of infertility"

10. Whenever I find the key to success, they change the lock.

11. I said. Do you like me that? I can't change it yet?

12. For the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love when we are ugly, and we are all about love in the world.

13. The highest state of bragging: I want to be responsible for this country.

14. Be convinced that as long as you are alive, you will find delicious food.

15. When you see the ugly road, you will be ugly, and you will be greedy in Kyushu.

16. Give me a bed, I can sleep until the world is dead.

17. When I was a child, I always thought that naked marriage means not getting dressed and getting married.

18. If the man’s words are reliable, the sows are on the tree.

19. 唧唧 唧唧 唧唧, Mulan opened the plane, what machine, Boeing 747.

20. Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

21. Write the name of the hateful man on the crotch and kill him with a fart. Haha

22. I am not fat. According to my weight, I am only a little shorter.

23. A thousand times of selling in the past can be exchanged for your return in this life.

24. I really want to reverse my stomach capacity and brain capacity.

25. A woman must learn like a tortoise, and she will have a piece of clothing for a lifetime, and she will always fit.

26. I am not only lucky but also good at my feet!

27. The difference between Koreans and Japanese: one is shameless, and the other is that you don’t know what to do.

28. Confucius said that there must be my wife in the trio. Choose the other person and swear it.

29. Twisted, smashed, soaked, do you think I am Oreo?

30. I am in a bad mood today. I only want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. My words are finished.

31. You look like a enchanting, I am afraid to walk with you, and when you jump out of Fahai, you will be taken away.

32. If the mosquito does not suck blood and switch to pumping fat, what a lovely little creature it will be!

33. Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more

34. The so-called Superman is stealing my underwear to save the world.

35. Give me a fulcrum, I can take your girlfriend away.

36. You take a bite, I take a bite and see who is not good to bite.

37. The most fashion suicide method is to suffocate yourself by putting a p in the quilt.

38. A woman who will cry is a waste, and a woman who does not cry is a monster.

39. We are all: sleeping in class, jumping and jumping, and the exam is dead.

40. The appearance is not important, but it is not beautiful but important.

41. Whether you are two or two, two are there, not three or four.

42. When I was a child, I was broken early, and a good person helped me to make up for this incomplete childhood.