Funny classic signature

Funny classic signature
1, the mouse sickle, full of streets to find cats!
2, can not afford to sleep in the morning; sleep at night!
3. There is a kind of person who only does two things, you succeed, he swears at you; you fail, he laughs at you.
4. Earn money from others and let the poor go to hell.
5, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work, leading others' wages.
6, I really want to control your grandfather's voice, hehe!
7. In the days when there are no women, I am happy to tease men!
8. Who can shoot for 90 minutes---"China National Football Team"
9, life does not care about the length, but the life is bright, eaten with light, good health!
10, the water is blocked by the sound, people mature due to setbacks!
11, at most, I am the descendant of Lei Feng, you call me Leiren!
12. Give an opinion to the TV station next time, and it is forbidden to insert TV dramas when playing advertisements.
13, now the whole more classic, the past is much more thrilling.
14, God gives you a pair of wings, it should be burned...
15, you are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth...
16. A smart woman deals with men, and a stupid woman deals with women.
17, one day without reading, no one can see; not reading a week, will start to burst; not reading in January, IQ lost to pigs.
18. A lot of things are between “not saying grievances” and “speaking about feelings”.
19, stepping through the brothel is not old, please use Huiren Kidney.
20. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!
21, big and big sorrow to see yourself, big ups and downs to see friends.
22, happy to laugh, not happy, then laugh later.
23, there is urine when the urine is straight urine, Mo and so on, there is no urine to shake the bird.
24. People can't bring money into the grave, but money can bring people into the grave.
25, there are always many coincidences in life, and two parallel lines may also have a day of convergence.
26, happiness has just begun, sadness has long been lurking.
27, people's peach blossoms, like the physiological cycle, are bursts of time.
28, poor play car, rich play table, cattle 13 overtime knock on the computer.
29, dry firewood meets the fire, it is called Ming Sao; wet wood meets a small flame, that is the boring.
30, the buddy's psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.
31. After living for more than 20 years, I have not been able to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, I am heartbroken.
32. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in the spring. Now it’s autumn, oh, actually no grain.
33. Who delayed me for a while, I let him regret for a lifetime.
34, planting grass does not let people go to lie, it is better to replant cactus!
35. The results of the college entrance examination came out. The teacher gave me a sigh of relief and said that he was not admitted. It is a kind of happiness for you and the university.
36, my world suddenly began to snow, my God! Please don't comb your hair beside me.
37. Think about salary and salary, forget it, don't want to live.
38. Doing the young and doing the bad things that can be done, it has been a few years.
39. Whenever I am in trouble, I will read the Tibetan scriptures, "Why are you?", translated into English: Allmoneygomyhome!
40, love is like a ghost, there are many people who believe, and fewer people see it.

41. When you encounter a writer's signature, it may seem like it is, but it may not be obvious. I met a GG signature and gave me a girl. I can create a nation.
42. Only women and heroes are sad. Only wives and work are hard to find.
43. At the noon, I called two dishes at the restaurant. The first one I shocked, "Is there any more dish in the world than this?" I ate the second one and cried. "I really have it."
44. Don't wait until everyone says that you are ugly and find yourself really ugly.
45, either tolerate or cruel. I don't want to beat you, you don't know my civil and military.
46. ​​When the night is deep, the thoughts become so arrogant.
47. Only those who know the new one will inevitably be broken; only the soft person will end up being a coward.
48. I saw an aunt burning paper on the day, muttering while burning, and never received a fund.
49, during the onset of intermittent depression, people do not disturb, acquaintances do not find.
50, the old lady's eyes will know that you are a enchanting.
51, spring sleepy summer lacks autumn power, winter is just sleeping.
52. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
53. Because of understanding, so compassion.
54, bmw is not to touch me, msn is to touch you!
55, learning to add, pride to reduce, opportunity to take, lazy to be removed.
56, operating your own strengths, can make your life value-added; operating your shortcomings can make your life depreciate.
57, afraid of being a filial piety, afraid that his wife is love.