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1. In a poor mountainous area, because of the lack of money, men use urea bags to make underwear. One day a new person gets married. The man removes the trousers and the bride screams and faints: I only see the front of the underwear printed with a net weight of 25 kg.

2. Fortune teller and Miss dialogue: "You are not good." "Why?" "Because you have a bad omen on your body." "Then I took off my bra?" "No, if you take off the ominous, you will There are two big waves of life."

4, the female teacher's pants zipper opened during the lecture, a girl stood up to remind: teacher, your door is not closed! The teacher waved his hand: Regardless of it, the instructor would come to visit.

5, Modern New said: the shirt is short-sighted, the glasses are worn in the sky, the ten toes are ten colors, and the shoes are not followed by a belt.

6. It’s just a gust of wind. It’s just like this. It’s just a dream. It’s so real. If you look down, I’m not calm: you just say it.

10, one day, a clean and beautiful pig wearing a bow on the neck, P ran up to you in front of you, looking at you with adoring eyes, 甩甩 sing a song to you - when I grow up, I will Became you!

11, last night, my friends thought countless, think about it or you are the coolest, dream of looking for you thousands of Baidu, suddenly look back, but you are still being shackled in the shed! cruel!

12. One day, the sparrow meets a crow, and the sparrow asks: Are you a scorpion bird? The crow said: I am a phoenix, the sparrow said: Where is your turtle son so dark phoenix? The crow said: You know a shovel, Laozi is the phoenix that burns the boiler.

13, life is like a mahjong. Love at first sight is Tianhu, free love is the land, the media is the Pinghu, seduce other husbands to call the bar, and other people's husband and children called the flowering on the bar, a lover called a single crane, no lover called the whiteboard.

14, you sneak into my room, quietly on my bed, still hide and seek with me, I am crazy for you insomnia, have to hide and seek with you, I know you love me, want to kiss me, want to hold me, still want Bite me; dead mosquitoes! I am playing.

15. After the marriage of the mother and the young green baby, a group of baboons were born. The public babies cried heartily and asked: "Why are you carrying me and loving others?" Mother Qingwa smiled and replied: "I am married before you get married." Rong."

16, there is an urgent matter to tell you, you have to be calm, ready to think, there are people looking for you everywhere in the New Year, but also must say that you must catch you, one of them is called the God of Wealth, one is called peace, the leader is called happiness, don't hide ...a fate!

17. "Mom, I am 13 years old, I want to wear a bra." "No." "I want to use sanitary napkins." "No." "Is my sister 13 years old not already used?" "Shut up, son." ""

18, the sacred to: Fengtian was shipped, the emperor Zhao Zhao: Recently, the climate changed, the weather was hot and cold, specially issued this order, Ai Qing treats himself, add clothes to keep warm, avoid colds, and always feel happy. Those who resist the intentions will never give up. This is what the collector of this article received on the mobile phone during the Spring Festival on the Three Gorges.

19, to make more money, chanting, and every night to read the Tibetan scriptures: 噢 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼 尼

20, late night Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, the bulk of the hair, Bush said with amazement: You are bold, dare to marry the White House! Bin Laden licked his chest and his beard and smiled sullenly. He said: Flying soft is such confidence!

21, your newsletter is like a rose hidden murder, your words like algebra is generally unfathomable; this is the danger of hiding your knife in the smile, this is the sign before you kill. So, you have an nickname - the ominous omen.

22, your smile, the human heartbeat, your sigh, the world shocked, your one stop traffic, you don't dress up, they are very nice, you have forgotten to lay eggs as soon as you dress up the hen.

23, wife is home, lover is flowers, wages for home, bonus flowers, tired homesickness, warm flowers, sick home, good to spend, love this home, remember that flower, often go home to see Look, don't expect to water the flowers.

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