Love apartment 3 classic lines

A new generation of urban women, got the hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan, turned the wall, could ride the bike, bought the house, fightd the small three, played too much!

Long: The entertainment circle is too deep, everyone is a woman, you say women are awkward women. So, take care, women must be better to themselves, especially women who act as actors. Once you fall ill, there will be other women who have robbed your rice bowl, even spent your money, live in your room, sleep your husband, and beat your baby!

The method of counting sheep is passed from abroad. The pronunciation of "Sheep" in English is Sheepp, which is very close to sleeping Sleep. If you read too much, you will have psychological hints. But the psychological hint of English, how do Chinese people use it? ! I have a new set, more direct, and more effective - just a few dumplings. Dumplings - sleeping, this is the psychological hint of the Chinese!

Every middle-aged woman may be my mother-in-law.

A Philippine mother: I have crossed the bridge more than you walked: I am too lazy to move a Philippine mother: I eat more salt than you eat: it is your taste

I admit that you are a beautiful woman because there is no light in the tunnel.

The foreplay is a cloud, and the climax is the key.

Believe me, drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, 24K is handsome.

The so-called textbook is to expand a simple and easy-to-understand term into a pile of sentences that no one can understand.

MEGA: Are you protecting your beloved woman? - Zeng Xiaoxian: What are you telling the truth, hahaha...

Zi Qiao: Actually, I have all the temperament of the nobility, and now I have a bad money.

A Fei: You are shameless, you are mean, you are not reliable. Zi Qiao: Then you are not shameless, not mean, very reliable, a Philippine: I am shameless, where is despicable, where is not reliable Joe: Where are you not? Shameless, where is not mean, where is the Philippine: Even if I am shameless, how can I be mean, no matter how reliable, no more shameless, more despicable, more unreliable than you!!!

The worst thing is not the content, but the fact that they are not aware of the content, how bad it is.

You and that Apide are only four centimeters taller than me! Accurately speaking, it is 4.65 cm, rounding off is 4.7 cm, re-entry is 5 cm, re-entry is 10 cm, I am 10 cm higher than you!

It is not necessarily a prince to ride a white horse, but it may also be a Tang dynasty... It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense. It may be a panda... It is not necessarily a bad person who has tattoos. It is not a big bird to fly. It may not be a big bird, or it may be Li Ning

Hu Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian, I have been adjusting for a long time, why not see it become solid. Zeng Xiaoxian: Grandma, your fermentation. Have you put the yeast? Hu Yifei: Godmother? Isn't that Guo Jingming?

Joe: Your embarrassment, clear and moving; your hands, gentle and delicate; your heart, crystal clear. You are my life partner. Let me be your man, okay? Mei Jia: Your arm, Kong Wu is powerful; your chest is wide and wide; your skin is invulnerable... You are my future dependence, let me grow old with you.

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A good woman is me, I am Hu Yifei! I am back with Xiaoxian!

The left eye jumps peach blossoms, the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemums open the life like a play, the love is a marriage, the child is another normal life, since ancient times, no death, no death, no death, no death, now the rice has been cooked into a porridge, I jumped into the sea of ​​Japan. Can't wash you, you are really more than Jet Li, you can say that his brain is in the water. The premise is that there must be a brain, I am a salt water spray to kill you.

Hu Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian, I have been adjusting for a long time, why not see it become solid. Zeng Xiaoxian: Grandma, your fermentation. Have you put the yeast? Hu Yifei: Godmother? Isn't that Guo Jingming?

Bowl Yu: "Ah! It's so fun! This person is called handsome and cut! I guess this person must be unremarkable!" Zeng Xiaoxian: "Hehehe~~~~~ That is my name." For a while~ ~~~ Bowl Yu: Ah hahahahaha! This person is ugly and wants to face up! "Zeng: Khan that is the name I just changed!" Bowl Yu: "Ha ha ha! This man is called Don Juan shampoo love flying soft!"

Zi Qiao: At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, and there was no bird flu in chickens and ducks. Pork can be safely eaten. At that time, the photo was to wear clothes. If the debt is owed, it is necessary to pay back the money. The wife of the mother-in-law is not the house of your wife. The father of the child... is also clear.

Mega: You look at your big face every time you stand next to you. I don't have any signal on the phone. I can't see the sun. Joe: Your head is squeezed by the door. You are a dinosaur that degrades three times a day. Soda blows you, do you know what I hate most about you? Every time you finish the toilet, you don’t rush, but you don’t rush to see me. It’s disgusting. Isn’t the coffee bar a male or female toilet?

I have crossed the bridge more than you walked. It is that I am too lazy to move; I eat more salt than you eat, and that is your taste.

You are the well, both horizontally and vertically.

I want to thank the screenwriter, you insisted on not writing me to death.

Who will not let go, the key is ~ useful?

Still not sure whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are going to be a grandmother or a grandmother.

There is no rehearsal in my life, and every day is live broadcast.

Mega: This year, even pigs can raise prices. Why can't you raise prices?

1. How can you say that his brain is in the water? The premise is that there must be a brain.

2. You must go online tonight, otherwise I will write your name on the tablet.

3. I will have dozens of different ways to die.

4. Life is like a play, love is one, and marriage and birth are another. Very normal.

5. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

6. Death is not terrible, it is terrible to sit and wait for death.

7. Consensus, I have the final say. Inconsistent opinions, she has the final say.

8. Scorpio, I can't wash the sea in Japan.

9. Say it well, said a lot, I didn't understand it.

10. The opportunity came to me like a rain. But I have escaped one by one.

11. Facing the reality, life tends to be much heavier than those of idol dramas.

12. Help me cut the carrots into diced meat.

13. You have an identity card if you have any identity.

14. A good man is me. I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

15. Quarreling is always bad. Why not just fight?

16. I was a brother who told you that I believe in me...

17. I sprayed you salt water.

18. Bet me, not to see what you want, but to see what I have...

19. Fortunately, it is not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be scrapped. Fortunately, it is not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be scrapped.

20. Your head and ass are reversed.

21. What is the difference between you and the direct reincarnation?

22. This show is really good, especially your scriptwriter, it is so talented. He graduated from a mentally retarded school. The story he wrote was even worse than the sheep sound. The touched keyboard and even the amoeba could not survive; the biggest difference between him and the pig was that the pig could not become a person, and he became a pig every other day. I guess he is a script written in pig's trotters. I suggest that he take some hemorrhoids and treat his foot and mouth disease.

23. Whose children are not optimistic, is the place on the road where rubber bands are jumping?

24. If you drive a car and sit in Xiaohong and Xiaoming, who is the owner? Answer: Yes if

25. I escaped the monk and could not escape the abbot.

26. I really want to put a flush toilet in your head and wash away the disgusting things in your mind... Then his whole brain has to be washed away.

27. Got the hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan, turned the wall, got the car, could afford the house, and won the little three, and won the battle. Everyone must be happy.

28. There are no rehearsals in real life, all of which are live broadcasts.

29. She is not cooking, she is a wife.

30. A new generation of urban women, got the hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan, turned the wall, could ride the bike, bought the house, and fought too little, played too much!

31. We are two aspiring young people standing on the streets who are about to release their ideals.

32. The difference between him and the pig is that the pig cannot become a human, but he becomes a pig every other day.

33. I originally wanted to win glory for the boys. It is really light now.

34. One Philippine: Domineering side leakage.

35. Zeng Xiaoxian: A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

36. "There is a line in this ring!"

"I know, 'madeinChina'!"

37. "You are Li Xiaoyu!"

"What are your eyes!"

"Then you must be Zhou Xun!"

"Yes, yes, it's me, it's all seen by you!"

38. "Amputation is an operation that cannot give birth to a child."

"That is called ligation."

39. I sprayed you a salt water vapor.

40. "The pigs have risen in price this year, so you can't raise prices."

41. "You are the well - two horizontal and vertical!"

42. "There is a domestic film here, Peach Blossoms vs. Chrysanthemum."

"It’s a pothole."

43. "Mummy, you know tennis too."

"Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping."

44. Don't take porcelain when you don't have a diamond drill. Don't wear a short skirt without a gold hoop.

45. I smell the taste of adultery.

46. ​​Beating people does not advocate playing self-esteem on the face. Our brothers are connected to the heart. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two will be alarmed.

47. Sputum is not used to count the banknotes.

48. We are two aspiring youths who stand on the streets and are about to release their ideals.

49. When I became an emperor, I sealed you as a Prince.

50. Left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum open.

51. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

52. Life has never died since ancient times, and it is dying to die early and die late.

53. Gathering and parting, as if turning around, one circle after another, into a dance of life, some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to see goodbye.

54. You are really more than Jet Li!

55. Your life is not to be explained!

56. I am not a celebrity, I am a personal stream!

57. The competition is a competition. You can not participate, participate in it, you must abide by the rules of the game and bear all the consequences.

58. I am not only calm, but the egg hurts!

59. If there is no rule, then winning or losing has no meaning. Winning or losing has no meaning, then the game is meaningless.

60. When I became an emperor, I sealed you as a Prince.

61. What is your seat? I am made of meat.

62. Who is Hu Yidao?

63. When the official is not the owner of the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

64. The talking orangutans are ten thousand times stronger than I am, and I am jealous that you are insulting the word.

65. Whose children are not optimistic, is the place on the road jumping rubber bands?

66. There are green worms in the green vegetables and iron wires in the winter powder.

67. Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!

68. Xiaoxian: I really didn't mean to know, you can format me!

69. Yifei: You must bring me to the line tonight, otherwise I will write your name on the tablet.

70. Long: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!

71. Zi Qiao: Are you still wise? You are your personal name!

72. Zhang Wei: I never eat chewing gum and can't swallow it.

73. Xiaoxian: I have broken my stomach.

74. Xiaoxian: I used to insert advertisements in TV dramas. When the advertisements came out, the audience went to the bathroom. Now it is good. The TV shows are inserted in the advertisements. When the title songs come out, the audience goes to the toilet!

75. Sending a takeaway: The same is the end of the mouth sausage, why is it too urgent!

76. Feather: I am allergic to time!

77. One Philippine: As the saying goes, it is three feet frozen. Non-microwave ovens cannot be thawed!

78. Zi Qiao: I am willing to use my feelings, including the flesh to pay for everything!

79. A Fei: If you want to live your life, you must bring some green ~!

80. Zi Qiao: According to her cooking level, there are green insects in the green vegetables and iron wires in the winter powder!

81. Guan Gu: If Conan is alive, he will be mad into Maori Kogoro!

82. Guan Gu: You talk to them every night in the middle of the night, how can they have time to create humans!

83. Zhang Wei: I am the third-party law school summer camp Judo Temple military couplet, and the last session almost became the third runner!