Funny classic quotes from the Internet in 2019

Counting the years, whose happiness does not know the way home

I just want to turn beautifully, but I can't even hit the wall.

If you don’t worry, you can’t change the age and appearance of your running three.

Style is not to be maintained, it is not style to maintain.

Losing love is like detoxification. There is no way, but it is a must.

Make a head decision, take a chest to ensure that the butt is gone.

Who is the most open-minded in the world, telling me to do my part.

There are only three days in life, people who live yesterday are confused; people who live tomorrow wait; those who live today are the most practical.

I argued with a MM whether the whale is a fish. In the end, I said, "He also carries a personal character." She agreed that the whale is not a fish.

Not superstitious, only charming.

Don't say that you are overbearing, because some people are very low-key.

Showing half a butt is not to show that you are sexy, but that the shorts are small.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and sisters. In retrospect, I was staggering for years!

You are so liable to lie, how can I not believe it?

One day I will be old, I will regret it when I look back, but I will not admit that I once loved you.

Don't talk to your brother about how it is, what kind of grass mud horse you have is also a hybrid!

If the police tea is brave, who is responsible for the unemployment of the whole B society?

Some people took off, she became famous, some people did not take off, she had slept the director.

A good song that makes the price fly: "When you say that you are up, you will go up. When you rise, I will go up all the way! If you go up, you won’t be a wow!"

The bumps represent men and women, and Chun Ge’s sister told us that there is still “mouth”.

Sorry, "I love you" is just my tone of words.

I am very good, but I still miss her.

Don't put POSE in front of me, brother can't help but want to drop the camera.

When the brother has money, buy two houses, send them to dismantle a set of their own living!

Celebrity famous words, you have to be a celebrity first, that is a famous saying, other people's fart is a name fart you can more than why my eyes often contain eyes, that is my deep love for sleep.

The mask has been around for a long time, and it has gradually become my face.

Xiaosan is a professional, and the marriage certificate is worth less than the certificate.

Don't think that you can be a few more days younger than me. The coffin is packed with dead people who are not old people!

Big aunt is coming, is the menopause still far away?

It’s natural to have a pit in your head. It’s Johnson who puts water in the pit. Aren't you the one that was made by Wu Dalang, the brother of the tiger hero Wu Song in the Water Margin?

Brothers don't feel inferior, the dwarf is not easy to hump.

Threesome, it must be wet by me! Confucius was the earliest called beast!