Describe the funny blessing statement of marriage

I heard that you have recently got married, the bride is very fit with you, the body is full, the skin is white and red, so everyone says that you are a pair of pigs.

I have worked hard for half a lifetime and have contributed to it for decades. On this spring day, I congratulate you on your remarriage, which is the so-called "unlimited in the evening, scented in the evening"

May the happy songs always accompany you, I hope that your married life will be filled with joy and joy, and will never rest in the endless happy years. I wish you a happy wedding.

May you both protect each other with love, be considerate and cared for each other, and share the bitterness and joy of the future. I wish you a good year and forever! !

In the days when the spring flowers bloom and the crowds are splendid, the two of you will be the same, and the two are born with a pair! I wish you both love and love, white-headed!

Congratulations! Say goodbye to singles, also said that you really found true love, as your friend, I am really happy, I wish you sweet and happy. Be careful not to become a yellow face.

Congratulations on finding a soul mate who spends a lifetime together. Marriage is a big event in life. I also believe that what you make will be the most sensible decision. When you have the crystal of love, you will have a lovely baby. Don’t forget to ask me to eat rice. !

Remember to hurry up, don't let your home's potatoes rotten in the ground, toothache hurts your kid, more important, don't forget, don't pull out, your wife's stomach will suddenly grow up! A little pig will eat with you !

Today is the day when you are married. I congratulate you on behalf of my family. I wish you happiness and happiness!

The millennium has a thousand years of fate, and it has been a hundred years of sleep. Born with a talented person, only a singer!

After ten years of repairing the same boat, I have a total of 100 years of sleep. Finding him/her in the vast sea of ​​people is clearly a period of thousands of years ago. How can it be the inevitable result of numerous accidental accumulations? Take care of this fate with true heart, you who love you.