Things that you know when you are a soldier

When the soldiers were out, they knew that the eight-day emergency collection of the metamorphosis of Bandera was due to the bad mood of the class.

When the soldiers are out, they know that as long as they steal two roast ducks from the cooking class and buy two bottles of beer for the class, the days will be much better.

When the soldiers are out, they know what anti-reconnaissance is. When the battalion commander uses a flashlight to check the whistle, he must quickly inform the class who is eating roast duck and drinking beer, quickly clean the scene and resume sleep.

When the soldiers were out, they knew that the battalion commander came to check the whistle for the first time and said that the class had gone to the bathroom. The battalion commander came to check the whistle for the second time and said that the class had just found out. The battalion commander said the class for the third time. Just still, I don’t know where to go now;

When the soldiers are out, they know that it is their turn to stand up at night. If they forget to sleep, the next day they must make up their names on the whistle, otherwise the end will be very miserable;

When the soldiers are out, they know that if a group of food in the cafeteria is not good, they must give more opinions. When many people are making comments, they can eat better at least for more than a week.

When the soldiers are out, they know that everyone must call the "heads". If you see people, you must fight salute. The so-called people don't blame. If there is a rude, the leader will immediately criticize at the meeting: a certain warrior should pay attention to etiquette. courtesy;

When I was a soldier, I knew that when I was lonely, I wrote a letter to a high school female classmate. When I was bored, I smoked a cigarette. After dinner, I took a military kettle and went to the Welfare Society to fill the beer. When the platoon leader saw it, it said it was boiling water.

When the soldiers were out, they knew that they could not take time off. They went down to the roots of the wall and sneaked into the farmer’s village to buy a J-leg and eat a change of eggs. However, it was unacceptable to be caught by the military staff on the road.

When the soldiers are out, they know that the military’s mission is sacred, the post is special, the status is important, and it is widely loved. It is the “most lovely person”, but it is just a stupid one when they return home;

When you are a soldier, you know that dedication means that when you fight against floods, everyone treats you as a relative. Usually, nothing happens. Everyone treats you as no one;

When the soldiers were out, they knew that the troops were a siege. They did not serve as soldiers and they wanted to come in. When the soldiers’ bitterness was counted, the countdown to the day was counted as the day of resignation;

When you are a soldier, you know that the army is also a big society. If you want to learn to drive, learn to cook, learn technology, test military schools, transfer non-commissioned officers, *, promote, evaluate outstanding soldiers, or even take vacations, if you want to achieve your goals, you can’t do well. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, it's the last word to get on the money;

When the soldiers are out, they know that the troops are a melting pot and a big school. If a good person comes in, they can learn badly. The bad guys can come in and learn well.

When the soldiers were out, they knew the complex emotions when they were retired. No one was in love with the troops, but no one did not miss the comrades-in-arms. In order to be retired, they were so happy that they had tears and tears.

When the soldiers are out, they know that the hardships of the troops are more bitter than the hardships of the countryside, and they are free in the countryside, and they are not themselves in the army for 24 hours;

When the soldiers are out, they know that the recruit training of the troops is devil-like. If you don’t practice holding chopsticks, don’t swollen your legs, and don’t train your blood, it’s not really training.

When the soldiers are out, they know that their self-esteem can be completely broken. After breaking up, they can establish a new self-esteem suitable for the troops;

When the soldiers were out, they knew that there was such a thing in the world: two hours on the weekend, five people were required to sign and approve, and they would write a review when they came back one minute later;

When the soldiers were out, they knew that the platoon leader was not as good as the dog in the company commander. The company commander was not as good as the dog in the battalion commander. The battalion commander was not as good as the dog in the head of the squad, and the soldiers were not as good as dogs.