Smart king, smart

——Chen Yifan, the third grader of the Eastern Kingdom

Speaking of Jia Ming, he likes to brag and blows the cows. It is definitely a blow of the sky. The head is the same as Hu Cong. The flat head is definitely a bomb-like round belly in his life. He is in the sun. A famous star.

"叮铃铃..." After class, Jia was very excited. He walked into the classroom with a big belly in excitement. He walked into the podium with a big step, glanced at the whole class, licked his hair and licked it. Hands and feet, clearing the throat, began to sing with his magnetic voice: "I am too smart, too smart, you are stupid, you are stupid, you are more stupid, I am too smart, too smart..."

Hu Cong heard the song of this familiar "pig". He immediately wanted to take out the "flower" from his pocket. He took out a round thing from his pocket. At first glance, it was a cactus? Hu Cong threw it, just rolled onto the head of the hoe. When the two had 5 mm, it was too late. At that time, the hoe rushed to the side of Meng B at a speed of 1 meter per second, saying: Meng B, what kind of invention did your father have recently made it easy to grab the cactus and throw it away? Is there any?” Meng B said: “Of course.” Then he stretched out the thumb and forefinger underneath. I saw it and immediately took out 1,000 yuan and handed it to Meng B. Meng B took out a pair of gloves from his pocket and said, "This is not an ordinary glove. It is called a glove. It can easily lower the voltage. It can also One thousand bricks were smashed. "The hoe immediately put on the gloves, grabbed it, threw it, and threw the cactus into the air. Meng B immediately said: "Press the red button and aim at the cactus." The head quickly pressed the red button and the cactus slammed into the punch. The miracle happened. Because the gloves had a raging fire, the hoe was surprised. B said proudly: "How? This is called "violent fire fist" Can burn each other's cockroaches!" Shantou asked: "The blue, light yellow, purple What is the dark blue, the yellowish black and the black one?" Meng B said: "The blue is the "water dragon and even the attack boxing", which can spray countless water dragons; the light yellow is the "light type", which can be called One hundred Heavenly Soldiers will attack others in the future; Purple is "Electric Light with Flames", which can issue 1 million tons of high-voltage corona enemies, 98% of which is the possibility of electrocution of enemies; dark blue is " "Snow and snow", you can freeze the enemy and attack better; the yellow is the "ground cracking stone fist", you can break the ground to a 50-meter long crack; the black is "sports phantom fist", you can Let the enemy have a phantom and better defense. Well, you know, give me the gloves."

Shantou said: "No, let me play for a while! Give me a play!"

Meng B got angry: "You don't pay back, be careful, I will kill you!"

Shantou presses the red button and says, "You are noisy, I am welcome! Haha! 'Severe fierce fire!'"

Meng B said: "Scared!" After a flash, he said: "Look at my father's strongest invention! Seven-star laser!"

I saw the sky and the ground cracked, scared the students to pick up the pen box to block the glass fragments. "Wow! It's so cool!" Shantou said.

The seven-star laser man said: "Hey!"

Meng B said: "Bye-Bye, Shantou!" The seven-star laser man raised his right hand and slammed it down hard. The desk was smashed and split, and the five horses were separated!

Meng B said: "AB3, AB3, one by one."

The head of the seven-star laser shot a light, and the hoe could not hide. He pressed the black button and said, "I wave, I wave, I am illusion!" After that, a bunch of fake hoes are like rivers. In the meantime, no one found him in the real head.

Meng B said: "A 喔 雷!" The seven-star laser man sent two super, super big fireballs from both sides.

Meng B said: "Haha, you are dead! Ha, look at the trick! Gold armor! Fighter claws! Fighting feet, electric light iron shield! Battle fit!" After that, Meng B suddenly became an armored dragon! “It’s amazing!” the students said. Meng B put all his father's battle invention out, what electromagnetic bees, remote control tanks, electric devil dragons, mobilization soldiers, beetle deformation beasts, mad wind tanks, German soldiers, ah, miscellaneous . Shantou quickly said: "Thirty-six counts go to the top, go quickly!" Suddenly, all the fake hoes disappeared, and Meng B said: "Kill him!"

Liu Wei said: "Meng B, keep people under the claws!"

Meng B said: "Do you want to be his scum? Well, I will fulfill you! Kill him!"

Liu Wei said: "..."

Shantou seized the opportunity and quickly pressed the dark blue button and said, "Ha, Meng B, let me, I want to use the 'ice and snow boxing' to freeze Liu Wei, you will K. O him!"

Liu Wei said: "Shantou adults, small do not know you? You don't even know how much 1+0-1+0, hahaha..."

Shantou said: "Under the hand, this light is open, the building blocks are broken, want to eat fruit, leave the new year!"

Liu Wei said: "Then I don't eat fruit, I eat 'fire fruit'!" Saying, grabbed two dragon fruit and stuffed it into his mouth. He looked at it and hurried, saying: "You obviously Say no fruit, and where is the new year?"

Liu Wei said: "Hey, you can eat 'fire fruit'! The simple saying of dragon fruit is fire fruit, stupid!"

Shantou said: "Return me 'fire fruit' - just eat 'rubber'!"

Liu Wei said: "All in my stomach, how come?"

Meng B said: "Don't make any more noises - I am welcome to argue again -"

Liu Wei and Shantou said in unison: "We are arguing about what you are doing, and then you are not quarreling with us, you have a neurosis -"

Meng B said: "You are two people, yeah, unfair - you Mao Laipi, if my throat is hoarse, I will ask your father and mother to come to the hospital to pay my medical expenses, hospitalization fees and medical expenses - ”

Liu Wei rushed and said: "We just don't pay, and you say that you are only if you are dumb, and you can be dumb, you are Mao -"

Shantou followed and said, "Well, it’s not fair, I am going to you.--I draw a circle to curse you, curse when you kick me, the shoes fly out of the window and hit Akesia and Ruth King plus Tiger King. Gahamoret Gata Klingatasia and Earlsgay Gare, all of them use 150 to 350 power to hang you -"

Meng B said: "You eat it!" said, began to kick the hoe, Shantou said: "fly fly, shoes fly!" "Really, shoes seem evil!" Meng B station Got up and said, "Awful disgusting, see if I don't burn you!"

Meng B took a fire, Xiaoqiang was just walking away, suddenly saw Meng B holding a fire, thinking that Meng B wants to kill himself, scared to slam, said: "Help! Meng B wants to burn people, help... ..." "The burning man does not burn you!" Meng B said.

"Pig the pig for ten days!" Xiaoqiang said.

Shantou looked up and was taken aback, first flashed, and said: "Xiaoqiang, to the left! There is a bomb on your head, and to the right, right and right! Hey! You are not divided?" Hu Cong spent nine cattle The power of the two tigers took the "flower" out of his pocket. His "flower" was actually a miniature broom. He picked up the "flower", rushed over, kneel down, handed it to Jia, and used him. The eyes of worship stared at Jia Ming, and began to use his unique voice to say: "Jia Dawang, please sing ten more "smart songs", OK? Can you?"

Jia cleverly patted his belly, rubbed his hair, put an "ugly" POSE, and began to brag: "On singing, I put a fart, they moved to the past, talking about painting, Da. Fen What is the strange "Mona Lisa", I just draw an egg, they all shoot 300 billion yuan; on the writing, I can write 8721 words at random, and then fill all the grids; Li Xiaolong kicked over and kicked me. I flashed three strokes to his thigh and made his leg severely inflamed. In the same year, Ye Wen and Cheng Long and Li Xiaolong attacked me together. Li Xiaolong swept down the leg. I jumped and hooked Bruce Lee. When the leg is forced, it will mess up him..."

When Jia was clever and bragging, the teacher came. When the teacher looked at it, he crossed his waist and rushed over. He twisted his smart ear and shouted: "Quiet! Quiet!" The classroom suddenly disappeared.

Teacher Yan said: "Who is having a fight with Jia Cong? Say it, I reward him with 8 coins." "9!" "10!" "12!" Finally, someone said: "It is Meng B. , Shantou" teacher pulled the three of them out of the classroom...

Predict what happened, and listen to the next decomposition.

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