a product manual

Product Name: Guo Yuexi

Product features: sunshine, humor, naughty, kindness.

Product pricing: 9999999999999999999 yuan

Product release date: July 27, 2004

Production enterprise: "Poor World Parents" Ltd.

Precautions:

1. If there is a reading disorder or a skinny disorder in this product, please don't be surprised. Soon you will get used to having a bunch of books at home... Books... Fighting... Mountain... Mountain.

2. If the product fails, please go to the People's First Hospital and Central Hospital for repair.

3. Don't disturb when thinking.

4. Don't disturb when writing.

5. Do not disturb when reading.

6, please take it lightly.

The above precautions must be performed or the product will malfunction.

Self-healing method:

1. If the product has a minor malfunction, it is a cold, cough, etc. It can be repaired at home. Please see the following for details.

2, if the situation is not very large, please buy some sweet medicine to take home, let the product drink, you can complete the self-repair. If the effect has not yet been achieved, please see the third article to ensure that it works.

3. If the second article does not work, please see this article. You can buy granules, capsules, pills and syrup, you must be bitter, "good medicine is good for the disease"! If you still can't, you can take the product to the clinic for injection. If the above method does not work, please see the second item.

The product "Glory" event:

1. Harmony: Once, the product went on the playground and suddenly found two children in the first and second grades fighting, hurriedly asked for the sake, and persuaded them to reconcile.

2, love plants: Once, the product saw a few small students standing in the flower bed, said in the past: "Little classmates, you do not stand in the flower bed, this will put the beautiful flowers and plants on the dead, and again, if you fall At a glance, there will be a lot of mud on the body." They listened and jumped out of the flower bed. Once in school, the product found two little girls standing on the railing, hands still holding the banana tree, the poor banana tree has been tortured by them. The product went over and said: "Little sister, please don't hold the banana tree, and you are standing on the railing, it is very dangerous." One of the two little girls said: "Take your ass, I don't look at the banana tree, how do we play it?" The product's face changed greatly. The product was a good thing, to persuade people, to help others, to protect plants N times, never to see such a tyranty classmate, dare to The product is so arrogant. One of them found the atmosphere was wrong, shouting: "Run!" They ran away.

3. Tell a story. The product is boarded at school at noon. Before the students rest, the teacher will let the product tell the story to the students. He is very interesting and interesting, and the students listened with great interest. He started with a short story, and later talked about a long campus novel. Every day at noon, he had his "story broadcast" in the boarding class. The teachers and students gave the product a famous name - "The Story King."

Finally, thank you for purchasing this product!

Third grade: Guo Yuezhen