Tourist paradise hell

I am an alien, from Jupiter, and we Saturnians have been watching the Earth. Recently, we found the earth to be very quiet and strange. The king sent me to the earth to check. So, I took ufo to the earth.

I finally arrived at the earth. What makes me strange is that people. I searched for people's tracks, and the environment is too bad. 'Hey, stand up', a voice is calling me, I look back, 'Hey, it’s a tiger, how come you ran to the street, you’re so bold, ''Bold, I’m not afraid, you’re looking for it. Humans, don't look for them. They have already gone to heaven. You said that it’s funny, you still have to go to hell. We can only go to the earth. After they ran to hell, they feared that there was no space, and we took us from life and death. The book is hooked, what is the use of 哎生生,, see the acid rain come again, I will go first, otherwise... 'Looking at the back of the tiger, I am a bit angry, how can humans do this?

No, I have to go to heaven to see.

Going to the door of heaven, I saw three gods sweeping the floor. I went up and asked, 'Excuse me, what kind of gods are you wearing, so noble, why are you sweeping the floor? 'An old man replied' Hey, I am too old, this is It is the goddess of Guanyin, this is awkward. As for why we sweep the earth, it’s all human beings. After coming to heaven, I don’t know what they have done. Heaven is full of smoke and smog, and the garbage is flying all over the sky. How can this be good, only the snow in front of each door, I am old, So Guanyin, kindly, help me, otherwise...cough, heaven will be destroyed sooner or later, you have to protect your planet and protect the environment. I nodded, it seems that I don’t have to go in, I already I can think of it, hey, pity these old gods.

Leaving heaven, I went straight to hell.

'I beg you to let me in.' Just arrived at the door of hell, I heard such a request. 'No, hell is full, you still go back to the world. ''Please, the place in the world is not as good as death, you let me go to the 18th floor of hell. ''You think well, 18th floor, 28th floor With it, this is a high-risk building. Why do you guys make mistakes for us to help, and you are pitiful, but I am just a jailer. If you let me in, I will not survive. You still have to go. This can only blame yourself. Hey, let's go. 'Next, a red girl came out, it looked very desperate, she looked up, saw me, ran like crazy. You are an alien, please take me away, I don't want to go back to Earth'. Then, a lot People are coming. I was so scared that I quickly left.

I seem to get out of the tiger's mouth, get into ufo and escape from this place.

Returning to Saturn, I reported everything to the king. The king frowned and said, 'I will immediately blow up the satellites of the earth, take back our satellites, block the planet, and prevent a person from entering the earth. I must do it. This must be done. Our planet, the Earth, we can't help, they have no repentance, let them eat their own evil, just, poor heaven and hell.

The third day: Chen Xiaohan