13 years of Beijing college entrance examination zero score funny composition: when Edison encountered mobile phone brush machine

When Edison encounters a mobile phone brush

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Today is the first day of the college entrance examination. As the emperor is a hard-pressed student, there is a feeling of liberation. This year, it is said to be the most severe college entrance examination in history. Not only can the mobile phone not be carried, but even the brass ring of the bra can not be. I streaked into the examination room and saw the incomprehensible feeling about the subject of the mobile phone.

On the one hand, I don’t use mobile phones for students, on the other hand, I have a essay topic related to mobile phones. I bought a machine last year.

Ok, in order to express my respect for the college entrance examination teachers, I started writing.

Edison said: smart phones = 99% of the use of +1% of the hardware

The teacher said that the beginning of the key points. The last book said that Edison invented the mobile phone 100 years ago. After so many years of development, Edison wanted to know what the mobile phone looked like.

When I was forced to take out the iPhone I bought for a kidney, I handed it to Edison. Edison’s handsome face was slightly wrong: “Why are you giving me a glass plate? Sao years.” I was speechless for a while, reaching out and making a gorgeous stroke on the "glass plate." Edison played for a while, took a few selfies, and it felt pretty good. Then I asked, "Where is this power cord? Is it DC?" As a good year for the new era, I introduced him to Jabes with deep contempt.

The next day, I heard that Edison sold his kidney and bought an iPhone5. At the barbecue stall, Edison spoke out his classic quote: "Smart Phone = 99% of the +1% hardware." After all, he showed me the photo of the girl I was on on WeChat and said that I had already agreed to eat crayfish tonight.

Edison and Android

Iphone5 occupies 7 words, galaxy note 2, counts the space to occupy 13 words, in order to get enough eight hundred words, I decided to introduce the galaxy note 2 with Edison, when I took out the note2 bigger than my face Edison was obviously shocked. Quickly pick up your hands, find WeChat, open WeChat and look at the photos of your sister. "Sure enough, oh ~~." Edison said with a saliva.

In order to save Edison who was caught in WeChat, I felt that I was discussing some technical postures with him. No, it was knowledge.

The three hobbies of Android users, of course, are brushing machine brushes. I first masked Edison by hand brushing, and I saw contempt in the eyes of Edison pretending to be envious. But when he experimented on his own, he finally admitted to the arrogance of my senior high school student. The more shocking thing is of course behind. In the eyes of Edison's thirst for knowledge, I opened the website of the brush assistant: Then I put the ROM brush package that I downloaded from the official website of the ROM home into the brush, in fact, it is also possible to download the brush machine directly from the brush assistant. The ROM's official website is downloaded only for the sake of loading.

The gorgeous brush machine started, and after a high-end atmospheric one-click brushing process, we changed a new interface. Edison stunned for a long time and spit out a sentence: "This is different from Apple's mobile phone." I am stunned and speechless.

Edison's final destination

As a passing person, Comrade Edison can't wait for it. In the principle of not giving trouble to the government, I used a brushing assistant to help people brush the machine at the West Brick Hutong in Beijing, and put up a stall of ancestral brush machine, but recently heard that I was stepped on by a 200-kilometre urban temporary worker and is still in the hospital.